Do you have any pets?
I have 3 amazing dogs and 3 adorable cats
Btw, if you love animals you must see these pictures, they're stunning: http://dapalan.com/5bKj

yes, a bitch. she arrived at my grandmothers house and my mom (who was visiting) called me to "come take a look at this". when i arrive the dog comes rushing towards me and goes all friendly on me. so i adopted her and named her shaina, after the silver saint of the same name from my favorite anime series. the vet that gave her her shots thinks shes a cross between labrador and bullterrier due to the unusual shape of her mouth, consistent with bullterrier's characteristic mouth shape. but her face is more akin to a labrador.

No

No.

Do guitars count? If so, then 3.

2 cats. My babies of course!

I do, but I promised them I'd keep their identities protected on the interwebs.