View Full Version : Thread 223306">My girlffriend doesn�t want to have sex..



MetalHeader
03-11-2018, 05:24 PM
we�ve been together for the last month (we�ve met on Tinder)
I have a lot of free time due to my automated affiliate marketing incomes, and she has a lot of time as well, so we�ve been able to see each other for almost every day for at least couple of hours.
She lives 3 blocks from me which is great as well.
The only problem is that she doesn�t wanna have sex.
She is claiming to be a virgin (she�s 25)
What do you think, how can I make her want to have sex asap?
She�s horney but always stops me at some point.
i don�t know what to do anymore :/
Help guys

XGray2887
03-11-2018, 05:49 PM
Is she saving until marriage?

Quantum16
03-11-2018, 09:27 PM
Well if she doesn't want to have sex then maybe... oh, I don't know... respect her wishes?!

If you want sex then just meet some hoe at the bar. Or just swipe right on someone else.

Jasonjhn8
03-11-2018, 10:10 PM
Why would you want to make her do something she doesn't feel ready for? That's a pretty douchebag move. Either respect her wishes or stop seeing her. A relationship is supposed to be about making the OTHER person happy. If the goal is to make yourself happy then it won't go anywhere, and it will make you both unhappy.

princessjordan
03-12-2018, 12:31 AM
If she doesn't want to have sex, then.....you don't get to have sex. End of the discussion.

TheReverseFlash
03-12-2018, 01:18 AM
What kind of fucked up thread is this?

spl4shd4m4ge
03-12-2018, 01:57 AM
If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one. Hit me.

HeadphonesGirl
03-12-2018, 02:42 PM
OK, first off, don't listen to these dweebs. Clearly, you just need to crack the female code. Luckily I'm here. I've studied under several seduction grandmasters and am something of an expert.

So you're making out, it's getting all hot and heavy, and you tell her to suck it. She's like "nah I don't wanna suck it Billy" or whatever the fuck your name is. So what you do is, be like, "oh, that's cool baby, you don't have to do anything you don't wanna do" but then you start acting cold. When she goes to kiss you again, instead of kissing her, just spit in her mouth. She'll be like "wtf?" and then you spit in her hair. She'll probably start crying at that point. Bitches cry all the time. This is where you know you have her. Take her in your arms and be all like, "it's ok, baby, don't worry, I brushed my teeth" and she'll probably start burying her face in your shoulder at this time as great, heaving sobs wrack her fragile body. She'll realize she needs your protective manly embrace. This will quickly turn into sex. The only problem is she'll still be crying the whole time, but then again some guys like that. As you feel her virginity ripped away from her, know that you've become a man.

GL let me know how it goes. I'm sure if ROKUSHO sees this thread he'll have some sage advice as well.

cuckoo77
03-13-2018, 12:56 AM
^^^ This ^^^

Listen to HeadphonesGirl.

...because of her I've been having hot sweaty gooey sex with myself every night for the past decade. :D

HeadphonesGirl
03-13-2018, 01:00 AM
I hope we hear from ROKUSHO too though.

His approach is much less subtle than mine, but very effective. As I understand it, he basically screams directly in front of a woman's face in such a weird and repulsive way that it momentarily stuns her. Then he just kind of knocks her over and falls down on top of her and starts humping until his dick finds purchase in something. If she starts to move he unleashes his wretched banshee yelp in her ear again.

Most people don't have the time and patience it takes to perfect this technique though so I'm hoping he'll be able to give some advice for beginners.

cuckoo77
03-13-2018, 01:07 AM
ROKUSHO is a righteous pervert.

Quantum16
03-13-2018, 02:28 AM
Yeah, what HG said.

JHFan
03-13-2018, 03:02 AM
Anal is what virgin girls do when they don't want to sin.

See?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT5bBRjLgR8

JonC
03-13-2018, 03:30 AM
OK, first off, don't listen to these dweebs. Clearly, you just need to crack the female code. Luckily I'm here. I've studied under several seduction grandmasters and am something of an expert.

So you're making out, it's getting all hot and heavy, and you tell her to suck it. She's like "nah I don't wanna suck it Billy" or whatever the fuck your name is. So what you do is, be like, "oh, that's cool baby, you don't have to do anything you don't wanna do" but then you start acting cold. When she goes to kiss you again, instead of kissing her, just spit in her mouth. She'll be like "wtf?" and then you spit in her hair. She'll probably start crying at that point. Bitches cry all the time. This is where you know you have her. Take her in your arms and be all like, "it's ok, baby, don't worry, I brushed my teeth" and she'll probably start burying her face in your shoulder at this time as great, heaving sobs wrack her fragile body. She'll realize she needs your protective manly embrace. This will quickly turn into sex. The only problem is she'll still be crying the whole time, but then again some guys like that. As you feel her virginity ripped away from her, know that you've become a man.

GL let me know how it goes. I'm sure if ROKUSHO sees this thread he'll have some sage advice as well.
The best part is, even if doesn't work you're SURE to have sex in jail afterwards.

MasterEelnest
03-14-2018, 05:15 AM
I would end the relationship. It will never work if you are not on the same page sexually.

ZoneX
07-01-2018, 06:59 PM
lol

ROKUSHO
07-03-2018, 06:19 AM
did you ever bothered to ask why she doesnt want sex? the answer will determine what happens next.
let her know there has to be equivalence. you make her happy with whatever she wants, she makes you happy with swalloing or anal if shes adamant on no sex. the law of equivalent exchange dictates so.if shes not willing no anything, then shes not the one for you. let her know shes just counting down to menopause and will only serve as a feast for her cats when she dies and nobody noticed for 2 weeks.

3000leaguesfan
07-15-2018, 07:43 PM
When I read Tinder... that said it all. lol

She's either saving it for her marriage or wants it to be a special occasion. Don't rush it, give her time and she'll reward you in the end. If you can't be bothered to be caring with her, just end the relation and go do butt stuff on Tinder.

Butt stuff is what Tinder is about. xD