Jesus Doesn�t Like Gays

Jesus doesn�t like gays
The bible says so
I�d tell you where
But I don�t know

Jesus doesn�t like gays
If you are homosexual
You must be high on weed
Not used for medicinal

Jesus doesn�t like gays
If you are he can tell
He will give you gaids
And send you to hell

Jesus doesn�t like gays
My mommy told me
I should put on my hood
And make gays bleed

Jesus doesn�t like gays
So remember to be straight
It�s not genetics
And it�s not fate

Jesus doesn�t like gays
You should throw rocks at them
Then why they start to cry
You should do it again

Jesus doesn�t like gays
So if one asks you what�s up
You should flog him hard
And drag him by your truck

Jesus doesn�t like gays

Excellent satire.

lol

i read this aloud on skype last night. thanks for the material rm 8-)

:) :) Great stuff, keep it up!!, i mean....ahem...

wtp, when did you read it, Joe? :'(

PROBABLY WHEN YOU WERE IGNORING US, KRYSIA.

=-O of course he likes gays! havent you seen the jerry springer show =-O

I will try to be nice...

Apparently someone has never read the passage that said that Jesus loved the sinner, and hated the sin. He was very kind to sinners, ate with them, and tried to win them over with love. The only people he ever got mad at were religious leaders of his day, aka Pharisees and teachers of the Law, etc. Even though he didn't condone what sinners did, he never turned them away if they came to him.

True, the Bible says that homosexuals will go to hell if they don't repent, but it grieves Jesus when they do. He gets no satisfaction from it.

In short, your poem has no biblical basis and has the stamp of "heresy" all over it. If you're going to do a poem, research it first.

I will try to be nice...

Apparently someone has never read the passage that said that Jesus loved the sinner, and hated the sin. He was very kind to sinners, ate with them, and tried to win them over with love. The only people he ever got mad at were religious leaders of his day, aka Pharisees and teachers of the Law, etc. Even though he didn't condone what sinners did, he never turned them away if they came to him.

True, the Bible says that homosexuals will go to hell if they don't repent, but it grieves Jesus when they do. He gets no satisfaction from it.

In short, your poem has no biblical basis and has the stamp of "heresy" all over it. If you're going to do a poem, research it first.

So be it.......jedi.

Heresy? In my book you are a heretic. What you gonna say to the Dark force now friend?

Heresy? In my book you are a heretic. What you gonna say to the Dark force now friend?

It seems in your anger,you killed her.....

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

2, 4, 6, 8,
God is good,
God is straight !

(Blink...Blink...) How did Star Wars get into this?

beautiful. way to go RM

that was good. but it could do without the 'mommy' bit.

I will try to be nice...

Apparently someone has never read the passage that said that Jesus loved the sinner, and hated the sin. He was very kind to sinners, ate with them, and tried to win them over with love. The only people he ever got mad at were religious leaders of his day, aka Pharisees and teachers of the Law, etc. Even though he didn't condone what sinners did, he never turned them away if they came to him.

True, the Bible says that homosexuals will go to hell if they don't repent, but it grieves Jesus when they do. He gets no satisfaction from it.

In short, your poem has no biblical basis and has the stamp of "heresy" all over it. If you're going to do a poem, research it first.



hahahahhahahahahhaha

we are all heretics.

my point: rulers tell us to behave and we do not.

hey, i think i'll start one of those conspiricy theories. (if only to make money)

I will try to be nice...

Apparently someone has never read the passage that said that Jesus loved the sinner, and hated the sin. He was very kind to sinners, ate with them, and tried to win them over with love. The only people he ever got mad at were religious leaders of his day, aka Pharisees and teachers of the Law, etc. Even though he didn't condone what sinners did, he never turned them away if they came to him.

True, the Bible says that homosexuals will go to hell if they don't repent, but it grieves Jesus when they do. He gets no satisfaction from it.

In short, your poem has no biblical basis and has the stamp of "heresy" all over it. If you're going to do a poem, research it first.



.............IT'S A FUCKING SATIRE!!!!!!

Of what?

isnt it fraudulent to not specify a source fuckhead

what

I didn't get that either...

Jesus doesn't like gays? I must discuss that with him. *walks away*

ITS SO TRUE HE DOESNT LIKE GAYS!!!!

Yeah well, Jesus is dead.

*Goes and participates in gay sex*

I will try to be nice...

Apparently someone has never read the passage that said that Jesus loved the sinner, and hated the sin. He was very kind to sinners, ate with them, and tried to win them over with love. The only people he ever got mad at were religious leaders of his day, aka Pharisees and teachers of the Law, etc. Even though he didn't condone what sinners did, he never turned them away if they came to him.

True, the Bible says that homosexuals will go to hell if they don't repent, but it grieves Jesus when they do. He gets no satisfaction from it.

In short, your poem has no biblical basis and has the stamp of "heresy" all over it. If you're going to do a poem, research it first.
Respect the fact it's satirical. I don't like the fact you often used the verb "to be", which would denote what you have written as definately true when you are writing about a matter of faith. And, ok the bible does say that homosexuals will go to hell if they don't repent (as does everybody anyway, rather hollow comment), but it's untrue that the bible says that homosexuals will go to hell for being homosexual.
In short, who cares if someones opinion has no Biblical basis? It's their opinion, not that of the Bible.

I may PM you sometime and discuss the Bible; as you seem to have some interesting opinions, I'd like to hear your reasoning behind them.

Christ never talked about gays...Only Paul and Leviticus talks about gays. And Paul became a minister years and years after Christ died...He saw him on the road to demascus...so, we don't know what the hell Jesus liked...He was a jew though...so we can speculate...but he did eat with whores and tax collecters...

Christ never talked about gays...Only Paul and Leviticus talks about gays. And Paul became a minister years and years after Christ died...He saw him on the road to demascus...so, we don't know what the hell Jesus liked...He was a jew though...so we can speculate...but he did eat with whores and tax collecters...

that doesnt change the fact that homosexuality is a sin.

And the good lord knows that you've never done anything sinful.
Bah, hiearchy of sin is a man thing, not a god thing.

And the good lord knows that you've never done anything sinful.
Bah, hiearchy of sin is a man thing, not a god thing.

actually im sinning right now because i hate gay people, i dont really want to hate them, they just get on my nerves and piss me off all the time.
i didnt say i never sin, i was just making a statement.

Shut up, you stupid gay.

Thorry god thirs...
Ith it the faggy ones you hate?
Or just knowing that a guy might brandish his cock to the wrong sex that gets ya all wriled up?
Just curious.
Alot of my straight friends are cool with me because I don't have a high pitched, squeaky, lisppy, voice. And I don't really act like a fag...besides the cock brandishing that is...
Ugh, but I wouldn't dream of trying to...er...'turn' anyone...

ok, ill make a correction to my statement, i hate gay flamers (prissy, lisp, and stuff like that)

What-what-what!? OMG,What's this all abut?? Jesus hating gays??

isnt it amazing how everyone claims it says that in the bible, but no one knows where?

also, why does everyoneone make fun of gays, i dont know about the rest of you guys but ive never had a gay try to make fun of me for being straight, picking on them is just the same as picking on a geek at school (and if you are on this site there is a 90% chance of you being at least parcially a geek), or pushing around a handicapped person, what makes go after gays any better than doing that?

Ugh, I regret this.
Leviticus chapter 18 verse 22(maybe 21?)
HAHAHAHA It was a fag who knew!
I did used to be a SUPER Christian!
O, and also a bit in the first few chapters of Romans. Also, John may suggest the idea in Revalations...
lol...woo boy

Oh god bible bashers are takin over:(