what are the stupidist rumors you have heard?

i was told that the man in the hole in the slums was a weapon, it was a undiscovered one which would help the planet if it was to go poor! hahahaha hehe how stupid

another one, apparntly aeris went out with sephiroth for a while!! how stupid, my friends have problems, o yea, and they were planning to get married in the slum church.

*ponders* let me think........... o yea, my friend steven...bless him........told me.......if you dont talk to anyone throughout the game unless you need to......and get 99 tissues.......... you get to go on a date with sephiroth.......im mean!!! its not even funny!!! and the worst part? he belived it, and told me i was silly for not beliving it

well just post which rumors you heard which........made you laugh

Someone once told me that FFVII had a deep story and well-developed characters. It was hilarious.

ok, i understand your point, but this isnt a place to slag off the game, its just to hear some stupid things that people have said, and thats an opinion, i think it does but thats not the point

Someone once told me that FFVII had a deep story and well-developed characters. It was hilarious.
your about as bad as the fucking green ranger and his spamming in every thread...but instead of being totally off topic, you jus say that ff7 sucks...but i will admit, its not as stupidly done as the green ranger does it...so thats a lil refreshing

First: Unseen, you just spammed, so you can't talk
Second: ... most stupidist?
Third: I heard that the tissues are meant to be used on the man in the pipe in the slums. I can't remember what it was supposed to do, but i believed it anyway.

The worst was the Aerith revival thing awhile back.

The whole thing of you could get Tifa to do die instead of Aeris.

erm........*ponders*.......o yea, i was told that cloud was marelines duaghter with tifa, but they didnt want any one to know so they just covered it up with it being dynes......(i didnt belive it) and good morning all

Definetly the worst rumor is one about Aerith's revival. I even know how the whole rumor started, but I'm not in the mood to write it alll now. But anyway, I never heard of a stupid rumor like some i read above. Some sure are hillarious.

i mean, tifas baby? how did that start? hahaha it shows you how gullable some people are though..................btw did you all know that sephiroth was once a butcher and his boss was tifas dad? he didnt get paid so thats why he killed him.......true............(not really, please dont even try and use this as a rumor, im telling you now its not true, please do not think that it could be a possiblility becuase we all know sephiroth was a vegan.)

I found a rumour on a website that stated that you could get Holy as a playable character.

I found a rumour on a website that stated that you could get Holy as a playable character.

lol, now that's really hilarious. I once heard that you could get Zack as a playable character. I even visited Gongaga village to do some research to see if it was true, and some other places, but as I thought, it was just a lie. But it would be cool. Zack as a Playable character.

yea, haha holy as a playble charcter hehe, now that is stupid hehe yeah, wewnt aroung every village al lthe time to see if i could get new stuff, i didnt get anything worth it though

I heard a brilliant one about breeding 2 S-class, Gold chocobos to get the Rainbow chocobo, which could fly and it would max all character stats :laugh:

he-he, has anyone heard of a rumor about a white chocobo? i think it would look pritty good, maybe start a rumor and we will tell everyone its true

you can!!! well ive seen one, when mideel gets recked you can go to the top and theres some dude with a small white chocobo, remember?

yes you get a materia from him, if you meet certain requirements

what are they and what materia do you get?

Contain magic. rather cool actually!

Master Nabeshin created some pretty good rumors back in the FFVII Create-a-Rumour (Thread 13752) thread

The FFVII create-a-rumor thread? OMG, no wonder there are so many confusions about FFVII...

haha, pritty good he-ge, hummmmmmmmmmm there aint amny more rumors to make, insted you can get bizzaro sephiroth on your team and get him to die insted of aeris

i once heard you can control sephy during the 5 years ago flashback. i forget how you supposedley did this... wish it was true though...

yeah, i wondered what would happen if he died in the flash back, maybe a whole new sequence of events, probably not lol, does anyone know any programs in which you can suck out all of the scripts for it? id like to see what the man had to say in the tunnel said.

The FFVII create-a-rumor thread? OMG, no wonder there are so many confusions about FFVII...

My bad. Maybe I should not ahve created the thread.

finaly toastie! god bless you, someone else who types fast and gets the letters in the wring order, i salute you! (if you are a co)

My bad. Maybe I should not ahve created the thread.

lol, yeah. Do you understand that it may be your faultl that there are some stupid rumors about FFVII out there? ^_^

yeah lol, he probably started all of these rumors in here, and knows if one of them is slightly wrong, please tostie, inlighten us with which ones are wrong? (in a term of something slighty wrong with the rumor, or then it means that it is true)

Besides, Toastie!, if you are the guy who started the whole Aerith revival thing, I say: "You will burn for your crimes! Death to Toastie!" ^_^

all rumors never finish, you never know, some clever fat spoty geeky kid whos 10 might find a way, we are told you cant revive her at all, maybe you dont let her die, i dont want to get imnto fights about how it goes 100% against the storyline, but hey you never know, it might not of been discovered that you can revive her, hehe i still belive you can, bless me im insane

you can revive her

With a gameshark

not on english version, and it isnt a a real one, its not ment to happen in that way, i like codebreakers but i just dont see the point in reviving aeris unless you can talk to her, unless you only want to use her to battle

There was a rumour that u culd revive aeris and there was also one that said u could recruit a prototype or robot sephiroth on ur team, a goblin and Zack.
Ive heard so many i dont even think one version of FF7 was made.

There was a rumour that u culd revive aeris and there was also one that said u could recruit a prototype or robot sephiroth on ur team, a goblin and Zack.
Ive heard so many i dont even think one version of FF7 was made.

What do you guys think why there are so many rumors about FFVII. I may be wrong, but I think that no other game has so many rumors like FFVII?

I think it's because FFVII is unfinished, and a ot of people believe what they hear and other make suggestions about the game that then turns into a rumor or somethink what do you think, guys (and girls, of course)?

to true, its because there is so much stuff that could be true because there is nothing to stop it being true, thats the reason why he-he

there are somnay cuz there are just aot of things people would like to see so they ask and some will make something up and shit just spreads from there

*ahem* I have heard this bizzaro one...that i never actually believed to be true, but I thought it was funny: "If you talk to everyone in the shinra building, before they are killed, you get a special 'Aeris dream-sequence' of when she and Sephiroth were lovers, Explicit and all" I was like WTF!? Aeris and Sephiroth were never lovers! And Square would not put a sex-scene in a game! I ahte losers in chat rooms.

The thing with Aeris' revival...There was this video clip that I downloaded fromthis forum, and it was in english, and Aeris was in the fight against safer sephiroth...or something like that o.O (Has not finished the game.....just started playing last weekend....so yeah....please don;t be too hard on me x.x)

I hadn't heard the AerisxSeph one, but I have seen the Safer Seph battle with Aeris.

I think there are many reasons why there are all these rumours, as Monk said, the game hadn't been 100% completed, but I also think some were created by people like Prak (but not actually him, I mean people who dislike the game for whatever reason) to see how many 'fans' fall for it

It's not a rumor but one time I saw a screen shot on a German website of Cloud, Aeris and Sephiroth fighting Emerald Weapon

Really thats cool. The stupidest rumour i heard was off some FF7 website that said material was a type of grenade that you threw at enemies.

It's not a rumor but one time I saw a screen shot on a German website of Cloud, Aeris and Sephiroth fighting Emerald Weapon

you could have seen it beacuse u can have aeris in your party after she dies using game shaark...the same way u see her in the safer sephiroth battle

Y'all have pretty much gone over the "Aeris revival" rumor. I heard once that if you collected enough of a certain item, Sephiroth would join your party. Now, that one was wild.

The only other "rumors" I know are fan fiction rumors.

i have once heard a rumor that if u get all your characters up to their max stats your life materia would have a thrid magic called revival (my friend is so f***ing gulible)so u could revive aeris