His name, is Squa, er, Tidus. A young boy on a journey of the heart. He has a big sword, and tells women to talk to walls. A loner, a loser... Tidus.

Her name, is Rino, Sel, Yuna. Yuna. Part woman, part Siberian husky. She has humongous breasts because we haven't seen those in a Final Fantasy or two. She's out to defeat the force known as Sin, whatever that's supposed to mean.

Tidus. Yuna. Joining forces, again. Hopefully this time, they'll actually do it.

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Auron: This is it. Are you sure? Very well. This is your story. It begins here. You are a faggot and you suck at voice-acting. But this is your story, so unfortunately, we all have to play for 30 hours and listen to you whine, and act like a complete fucking ass-nossel.


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Tidus: I felt like this Wakka guy was a total fag, but I had to ask him. So, are you like a fag?

Wakka: Long time ago, I used to be famous Chinese movie star. I used to go "hiya" real fast, and camera spin around me. But now, me cannot do it. I have machina to do my movies for me.

WTF!!! Whats the point in playing and writing an inaccurate summary of the game if you obviously don't even like the characters and story?

what the heck are you talking about, The Anti-Existence!?

Tidus: I felt like this Wakka guy was a total fag, but I had to ask him. So, are you like a fag?

Wakka: Long time ago, I used to be famous Chinese movie star. I used to go "hiya" real fast, and camera spin around me. But now, me cannot do it. I have machina to do my movies for me.
Quoting this bit cos it made me lol.:) I know exactly what bit of the game those two r having that slightly edited converation:)

lol even tho this is very stupid, it made me chuckle.. Write more so I can get a kick out of it. ;)

i don't think it's that funny... (whatever)

i don't think it's that funny... (whatever)

Ahhh, go blow something up. That's what I do when I don't like a joke.

Seymour: I am Seymour Butz. i am honored to receive the title of Supergay, just like every other voice-actor in this game. Now, listen to me laugh!


That isn't the best one, but it's the last one.

Sow were supposed to take the story and the game quotes
and make it funny? that sounds like fun. =)




Tidus: I felt like this Wakka guy was a total fag, but I had to ask him. So, are you like a fag?

Lol i can almost hear tidus narrating that ha ha.

beein homophobick maeks u cool!!!!1!

Oh, and this was as lame as shit.

There is no 'k' in homophobic.

this is not spelling bee folks!

..uhhh....okay?.........(akward question) did that really happen^^?

Did what really happen?

He was asking if the quote I listed was actually in the game. No, I'm afraid it wasn't. Too bad.

His name, is Squa, er, Tidus. A young boy on a journey of the heart. He has a big sword, and tells women to talk to walls. A loner, a loser... Tidus.

Her name, is Rino, Sel, Yuna. Yuna. Part woman, part Siberian husky. She has humongous breasts because we haven't seen those in a Final Fantasy or two. She's out to defeat the force known as Sin, whatever that's supposed to mean.

Tidus. Yuna. Joining forces, again. Hopefully this time, they'll actually do it.

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Auron: This is it. Are you sure? Very well. This is your story. It begins here. You are a faggot and you suck at voice-acting. But this is your story, so unfortunately, we all have to play for 30 hours and listen to you whine, and act like a complete fucking ass-nossel.


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Tidus: I felt like this Wakka guy was a total fag, but I had to ask him. So, are you like a fag?

Wakka: Long time ago, I used to be famous Chinese movie star. I used to go "hiya" real fast, and camera spin around me. But now, me cannot do it. I have machina to do my movies for me.


I'm guessing that you like FFX or else you wouldn't participate in trivia games and such. So my question is, why do this? Final Fantasy 10 is favorite game and I do do not think that it is right to do such a thing. Although some say that it is funny, it is not right to take one of Squaresoft's artpeices and alter it as you did.

isn't this an old thread? (just asking)

To OneWhoSuffers:
I enjoy mocking my games. I have plenty of these things for FF, Metal Gear Solid, etc. They're just funny. I'm a very lax guy, and I enjoy jokes about stuff. Pretty much anything.

To rinoa:
Yes, yes it is.

This is just so retarded...

FFX is a great game, mobbing the characters, don't see nothing wrong with Tidus, so what? He whine? Everyone is different, no one is perfect, and Tidus is voice is cool.

Tidus is lame. His belly-shirt, his hair, his voice. Hell, he can't even hold a sword in a cool way. What's good about him? Nothing.

The game is good, and would've gotten much more praise if there had been no Tidus. Not denying that.

To OneWhoSuffers:
I enjoy mocking my games. I have plenty of these things for FF, Metal Gear Solid, etc. They're just funny. I'm a very lax guy, and I enjoy jokes about stuff. Pretty much anything.


do some of metal gear!!!!

*During Ocelot Battle*

Ocelot: I love to reload during a battle, there's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber!

Snake: Are you hitting on me, old man?

Ocelot: Erm.......

Snake: Well, I like you but not in that way....

Ocelot: I love the smell of cordite, you know, that sulphury smell......

Snake: Yeah, I get that every time I jerk off!

Ocelot: ....

Snake: Why so silent, big boy?

Ocelot: Screw this. *Puts Colt .45 Single Action Army on his temple* Goodbye gay prick! *Pulls trigger* BANG!

Snake: Ocelot! NOOO!

There's one, I've got another I'll post later

Spam away, I don't care. I'm staying out of this. Last time this happened, I was banned.

I wasn't spamming, the guy watching you asked someone to do a metal gear one, i should have put it in the general gaming board true, but he/she would have had a hard time finding it

lol even though i luv ffx i cant help but laugh @ this. tidus has the worst voice ever

but what did u mean by yuna being part woman part siberian husky?

some quality jokes there the anti-existance

but what did u mean by yuna being part woman part siberian husky

I stole that one. I think it was a joke about her hair. I never did like it, but I honestly don't have a clue about that one at all.


some quality jokes there the anti-existance

If you're being sarcastic:
"You're gonna die clown!"

If you're serious:
"Running away, eh?! You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!!"

I love Final Fantasy 10. After a few hundred hours and 8 times through, I can not find a single thing that I even remotely didn't like. You're ok The Anti-Existence but its just not right to make a mockery of such a wonderful game.

You know what's not right? At a GWAR concert they regularly decapitate or disembowel famous people. At one a friend of mine went to, they did this to Laci Peterson and her unborn child. THAT is a cruel mockery... Which I love!

So, I mock with pure intention. It's not good to be a stiff. You can love a game, and laugh at jokes about it as well.

Yeah, i agree with AE here, making a mockery of a game doesn't necessarily mean it's crap.....

It all depends on what you think of the developers, for example, if you don't like SE, you'd pisstake on all their games

And some classic Monty Python there AE, and some more:

"We are the Knights who say NI!"

"Not the Knights who say NI!?"

"The very same. We are the keepers of the sacred words: NI!, PING!, and noone!"

Auron: This is it. Are you sure? Very well. This is your story. It begins here. You are a faggot and you suck at voice-acting. But this is your story, so unfortunately, we all have to play for 30 hours and listen to you whine, and act like a complete fucking ass-nossel.

hehe he said "ass-nossel."

Ok just read through this entire thread.This is ridiculous, and not in a good way. Congratulations AE on being comfortable enough with yourself to mock games. Woo! You speak of how gay and shitty the voice acting is... Are you 12 years old or something? No really, this is not mockery. It is fucking school yard 5th grade shit talking. You might as well have said �Tidus is a poopy head, and I think the game eats crap lol lol omg.� This is not talent, and I promise you that no one in the real world will mistake it as such. I don�t really understand how this is a fucking thread.

ps Everyone learn to spell...

Hrm... I almost thought that was me for a moment. A couple more posts like that and hbm292 will earn the coveted "Prak's Seal of Approval."

Don't get me wrong, I love the game but that, was funny. And Tidus does get a little annoying . . . sometimes. You know with the crying and everything. By the way, love the Monty Python quotes.