IMO The prognosis will be egg-cellent, but I will prepare for the wurst.

I'm a real whisk taker.

But really if it doesn't go well, ice cream.

All yolking aside, if no one participates I won't carrot all.

youre really hanging on by a thread

no no no, I rock.

Don't take me for granite.

I've bean stairing ate this thread fur a bong dime.

That was terrible, I don't even think that's by the rules of this thread.

Correct me.

I've bean stairing ate this thread fur a bong dime.

That was terrible, I don't even think that's by the rules of this thread.

Correct me.

If I cared about this thread as much as I care about cheese, I'd brie really upset.

That wasn't grate George, but I'm confident you can do cheddar.

I was just thinking about puns and "play on words" earlier today.



Go ahead and slap anyone who doesn't pun well with others.

It's not a pun, it's a play on words!

Well, you brat this on yourself.

I don't follow.

I don't follow.

"Do you bleed?"

I would tell a chemistry joke but I know if I did I wouldn't get a good reaction from you sorry lot.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

^^Aim for another solution.

I don't follow.

Ever heard of brats? Psh. You're the wurst. :laugh:


Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Keep them away from that wonderful fruit.

Someone dropped a glass at work

He was shattered

I was going to make puns but he's really fragile

He would have been floored

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Heres a late breaking pun

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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

I am going to say this at work

I would tell a chemistry joke but I know if I did I wouldn't get a good reaction from you sorry lot.

I think this is the first time I've seen you be sassy.

Tell the joke I wanna see if this esoteric chemistry pun is all it's cracked up to be

I think this is the first time I've seen you be sassy.

Tell the joke I wanna see if this esoteric chemistry pun is all it's cracked up to be

this isn't a pun

this isn't a pun

Well neither was that

I think this is the first time I've seen you be sassy.

Tell the joke I wanna see if this esoteric chemistry pun is all it's cracked up to be

I think that was the pun

I used to be a banker but I lost interest

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes!

I'm not sure whether to laugh at that or not.

You all should be locked up in the punitentiary.

Makin Atoll for someone to pay.

There's a reputation point for anyone who gets this pun without having to look it up.

Putting the laughter in slaughter.

Makin Atoll for someone to pay.

There's a reputation point for anyone who gets this pun without having to look it up.

i did not look it up

Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

i did not look it up

But do you get it? Stating you didn't look it up doesn't mean anything to me. -_-

Is it in anyway similar to Bikini Atoll?

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Anyone want to see a 12 inch pianist?