ok guys i have been here almost a month now so post in this thread and i will give you

an accurate rating~

this is important because you need to know how you're progressing in life

:parrot:

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for reasons of accuracy this time ratings will be out of a hundred

:O

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i will also write a small paragraph justifying these scores with a breakdown of how the ratings are chosen

I wonder what my rating will be!

hmmmmmm a tricky one right off the bat!

I think your rating is...

82/100

Okay so this is a slight improvement on the last rating which when adjusted was 75/100. Reasons being you've gotten down and participated in some fun threads which is nice, its kind of a tough crowd here. I'd still like to see you post more though! Maybe even start your own fun threads? A lot of whats happening in GD lately is people just posting in the same 6 threads a couple times every day (what are you listening, smelling, feeling, watching, etc etc etc) Post more outside these kinds of threads and you can expect at least a 15 point bump next month~

Additionally I had thought you'd put me on ignore which is something I look down on because it's anti-discussion I am pleased that it is not the case however. A lot of what I'm trying to do here is get people talking however possible so hopefully we can all get on board with that.

EDIT:

Also we have not yet seen you in chat!

Everyone here should download and install mirc (http://www.mirc.com/get.html) and just idle in the ffshrine room whenever they're on the computer.

MrSkeletonMan said he put me on ignore once too but fortunately he didn't I guess ~

Go ahead and r8 sir

No, there's only one person on my Ignore and it's none of you. :p

I've got an idea for a fun thread some time.

pls r8 me baby <3

No, there's only one person on my Ignore and it's none of you. :p

*evil laugh*

I really need that evil smiley but I really don't know the name atm.

I really didn't do anything that bad to be the only on your ignore list, but whatever floats your boats, if you wanna keep being an stubborn ass about it,go on, only shows how people in this forum truly are :3

MrSkeletonMan said he put me on ignore once too but fortunately he didn't I guess ~

Go ahead and r8 sir

Yeah, I cannot say I'm gonna respect anyone who's gonna shy away from any kind of speech. I'd much rather be told I'm a shit poster and actually talk about whats going on but it looks like thats not for everyone.

Anyway TK your rating is

92/100

This is a pretty good score, I imagine its going to be one of the highest. I am consistently giggling at your posts so they're always quality. It was real nice coming back and seeing you still here keeping it fresh. I can't really say much here except that, as with Mr Skelly Belly, you ought to be posting more and idling in chat more. Although one thing I'd love to see make a comeback is lengthy discussions. I always admired the way you were able to hold long discussions the way you did, I'm not sure how feasible they are nowadays but there it is.

:parrot:

EDIT:

tk i realise ive rated you lower than last time, don't be mad just post more <3

I agree, TK literally owned someone discussing political talk, and although he pretty much won, the other side didn't really listen, pity! Point is, yeah he really does great speeches and talks without never going out of his way

pls r8 me baby <3

OK MR PONYO

previous score, adjusted, is 85/100

this time you score...

89/100

This isn't a huge increase but that's absolutely not anything negative, I just haven't seen you around as much lately. Though in the time I've been here you've dipped into chat where possible (I realise now that you've probably got a timezone thats different to most here so that probs explains it), you've dorked about in threads and generally been fun all around. We had a pretty deep chat or two which is great! You were one of the first here that didn't know me beforehand to actually just cut loose and have fun. You're one of the good ones, bro~

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I've got an idea for a fun thread some time.

Post it~

I must admit, I shed a happy tear. Glad to be one of the good ones <3

everyone post more

everyone post more

AYE AYE, CAPT'N

Rate me lower, because I'm changing my username to Jeb Costanza.

Ooops. �\_(ツ)_/�

Eh... I'm actually still thinking about it. :erm:

ok guys i have been here almost a month now

100 / 100

FOR LYING!

Join Date: Jun 2005

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I've got an idea for a fun thread some time.

Spin the ignore bottle~

Please bestow upon me your judgement.

Am I a cool guy?

Am I a cool guy?

Bro, I think you're cool. :)

Bro, I think you're cool. :)

Ditto

Aw, you guys! :3

Am I a cool guy?

Only if Penguin says you are!

Awww! :(

R8 plz.

(Ps I know I know, POST MORE)

guys just so you know im at work

ill do the rest in like 6 hours

guys just so you know im at work

ill do the rest in like 6 hours

You should quit, this is more important

You should quit, this is more important

But you gotta haves the moneys.

But you gotta haves the moneys.

He's doing this for free though.
Wait, is he charging us? :eye: Is this why work comes first? To suggest that this won't be a free service?

What else do we get if we pay?

He's doing this for free though.
Wait, is he charging us? :eye: Is this why work comes first? To suggest that this won't be a free service?

What else do we get if we pay?

A free gift card to Wing Kingdom.

But you gotta haves the moneys.

Robots will do all our jobs in a matter of decades anyway. Might as well get a head start on things

Robots will do all our jobs in a matter of decades anyway. Might as well get a head start on things

But then, there is the chance of this happening.

https://media.giphy.com/media/FsCMq6RYX4ySk/giphy.gif

Nah they already have robots that don't do that

A free gift card to Wing Kingdom.

hot wings with nice ranch dip.

Nah they already have robots that don't do that

Psh. Okay, but don't come crying to me when they enforce dominance upon this earth. :p


hot wings with nice ranch dip.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1190936/chicken-man-dance-o.gif

because I'm changing my username to Jeb Costanza.
This will never happen.

Jessie posted. Penguin has to rate him. :169:

This will never happen.

Yeah, I already pretty much decided against it anyway.

What's your reasoning? :p

I also didn't mean for it to look like I think I decided these sort of things, because I don't.


Jessie posted. Penguin has to rate him. :169:

100/100

If I were Penguin, that's what I would rate him. :p

What's your reasoning?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/vN5Tn6AV74Q?start=12&end=16

I know man, I know. :laugh:

It's actually a ridiculous username.

George has not been thinking clearly!

embed

Fancy. Much better than going fullscreen and "theater" mode.

I think it's the only way you cans set start AND stop times. :/

Even fancier. I didn't even notice it had an end time.
Even better! Would work a lot better for responses.

When is the video embed on this forum ever gonna be fixed?

Fancy. Much better than going fullscreen and "theater" mode.


I think it's the only way you cans set start AND stop times. :/


Even fancier. I didn't even notice it had an end time.
Even better! Would work a lot better for responses.

Please Skelly! Teach me the ways of the the YouTube!

Uh... what do you want to know?

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Here's a nifty little trick. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMoqUmTN6EA)

When is the video embed on this forum ever gonna be fixed?

Since videos are often Flash-based, I think it's safer to keep it disabled to avoid any exploit.
Also reduce spam.

Uh... what do you want to know?

:CrystalSkullEverythingIWantToKnowEverything:

Not really, that's crazy. :p

I just wanted to know to do the start and stop times.

Edit: This was supposed to be posted like, 4 minutes ago. :p


Here's a nifty little trick. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMoqUmTN6EA)

All of my rage is already described in the video. :p

Since videos are often Flash-based, I think it's safer to keep it disabled to avoid any exploit.
Also reduce spam.

Google (YouTube) has long since abandoned Flash for m4v, and has been converting uploads for a couple years now. A pity TPTB don't abandon mp3.

AAC is becoming the de facto audio format for online media these days.

Rate me lower, because I'm changing my username to Jeb Costanza.

Ooops. �\_(ツ)_/�

ok bud you get...

84/100

You're one of the most prolific posters here but you're literally never in chat. You're getting to be a pretty good all around poster rly but I feel like if you're posting too much gifs you're gonna burn your theme out. You didn't join our forum gang or even create a rival gang which would have been fun.

Uhh, I'm not very lucid at the moment but yeah, pretty good, have fun with us more~

ps that post i quoted is gr8 and perfect

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I AM NOT SURE WHAT TO MAKE OF YOU YET, SIR

I am going to give you

78/100

Just because we've interacted a little but I don't really have a clear enough picture of you for a detailed judgement. The usual post more/get in chat applies to you.

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100 / 100

FOR LYING!

I mean since I've come back, obviously.


Spin the ignore bottle~

I am not sure what this means or refers to but ignoring people is for wussys, don't be a wussy

I rate you like...

73/100

I dunno man, I remember you from way back when. I think you're some kind of mod or something? You seem to post plenty but tbh I never really know what you're talking about. Thats kind of fun in a Garamond way I guess but I don't think you intend that. Get in chat and talk more buddy

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Please bestow upon me your judgement.

soaps, i dunno whats going on lately but you haven't been in chat as much as you used to be

I rate you..

88/100

Because you're one of the ones who hangs out in chat most of the time, I know you got a bit on your plate atm so hopefully I'll see you in there again soon~ We've had a few in depth conversations and its nice talking to someone who knows just how many butts restaurant work can be. Post more ;)



Am I a cool guy?

Only if Penguin says you are!

He is, jftr!

I haven't spoken to him tho rly

Azetlor I rate you

74/100

All I can really say here is post more and get in chat, thats not very comprehensive I know but thats all I got for you


R8 plz.

(Ps I know I know, POST MORE)

zozo you get

93/100

im not even gonna write stuff out, you already know it bb

you get a point more than tk for posting more though


You should quit, this is more important

I will as soon as I am able, my boss is a right cuntflap

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This will never happen.

lol

I have only seen you make 2 posts, buddy. If you want to be a part of my forum then take it seriously and post more, jump in chat some time ;)

i rate you an even

90/100

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:autobots:

whew what effort

I am not sure what this means or refers to but ignoring people is for wussys, don't be a wussy


Skeleton wanted to play a new game after the discussion of ignoring came up.
Started by Mr Gold.
I believe Gold, George, and Skeleton were involved.
Penlize them 9 points each and give them to me.

ok bud you get...

84/100

You're one of the most prolific posters here but you're literally never in chat. You're getting to be a pretty good all around poster rly but I feel like if you're posting too much gifs you're gonna burn your theme out. You didn't join our forum gang or even create a rival gang which would have been fun.

Uhh, I'm not very lucid at the moment but yeah, pretty good, have fun with us more~

ps that post i quoted is gr8 and perfect

I know, I guess I've been getting pretty crazy with everything lately; Jeb related stuff or gifs, George related stuff or gifs; IT ACTUALLY SEEMS LIKE I'VE BEEN A CRAZY PERSON FOR LIKE, THE PAST TWO DAYS.

Jeb this, Jeb that, just Jebbin'. Jeb Costanza. That picture of Jeb I made with the Oscar. That Jeb Bush thread I made to post all of my dumb Jeb pictures in (I just made a new post there, by the way :p)
I just don't really know anymore! No, I'm okay. Though, it doesn't feel like I've been my usual self lately. I think I'm just really strange, is all. :p

I'll start getting in chat more, I apologize that I haven't been. I just have to feel like it.

Thanks for the good rating. :)


Skeleton wanted to play a new game after the discussion of ignoring came up.
Started by Mr Gold.
I believe Gold, George, and Skeleton were involved.
Penlize them 9 points each and give them to me.

I don't think I was involved in this. :p

I don't think I was involved in this. :p

You are now. :169:

The 9 extra points have to come from somewhere.
Pick 2 more people and then Penguin can reduce the total point of others to be 7 instead of 9.

everyone not posting in this thread recieves a default rating of

30/100

so I got... 43. Ouch.

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We're going to have to throw a lot of people under the bus just to get those points back.

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New game!

Let's all spend one night in a huanted mansion and whoever is left alive gets the remaining pooled points.
Everyone bring their 100 potential points. You die, everyone else gets a nice split off your points. All but one dies, 100 points even from every other player.

Ok I admit to being a tad curious...

so I got... 43. Ouch.

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We're going to have to throw a lot of people under the bus just to get those points back.

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New game!

Let's all spend one night in a huanted mansion and whoever is left alive gets the remaining pooled points.
Everyone bring their 100 potential points. You die, everyone else gets a nice split off your points. All but one dies, 100 points even from every other player.

It was 73/100 though I still have no idea what you're talking about, my man

speculate, i dare you.

Ok I admit to being a tad curious...

I don't know you so I scrolled down this page (http://forums.ffshrine.org/search.php?searchid=5285833) to try and get a feel for what you're like. Aside from these posts I have only seen one of your posts. You participated in this thread though so I'm going to give you

40/100

The usual post more, get in chat, have some fun recommendations apply

It was 73/100 though I still have no idea what you're talking about, my man


everyone not posting in this thread recieves a default rating of

30/100

Therefor:
Everyone has 30 by default.
Showing up in the thread, you take your given score and subtract the default score (73 - 30 = 43).
Since the first 30 wasn't on any merit and just default alone.
Like the Oscars!

OR add it.
73 + 30 = 103/100. :awsm:

Either way, this default of 30 is a monkey with a wrench.

Therefor:
Everyone has 30 by default.
Showing up in the thread, you take your given score and subtract the default score (73 - 30 = 43).
Since the first 30 wasn't on any merit and just default alone.
Like the Oscars!

OR add it.
73 + 30 = 103/100. :awsm:

Either way, this default of 30 is a monkey with a wrench.

...

If they didn't post itt then they're 30/100, if they did then that is disregarded and they are rated accordingly.

...

:zilla:

That's not an honorable point system.

I feel like I was promised something waiting outside a store on opening day that promised something but then took it back as soon as I crossed that threshold.

If I present a coupon, can I get double points?

I am changing your score to

63/100

Also, anyone disregarding their free 30 points, can I have them? :puppydog:
I don't see a "no substitions" clause or anything.

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I am changing your score to

63/100

Then I shall see you in court, sir.
Defamation of character, failure to honor contract on point system, false advertising, misrepresentation of judgemental services, and abusing the system.

My client is ready to agree to a settlement of 500 points.

I'll give ya 20 just for making your name unpronounceable, sparks. :awsm:

I'll give ya 20 just for making your name unpronounceable, sparks. :awsm:

It doesnt work like that

Reading the fine print, I don't see anything that would otherwise prevent this.

Throw the RICO Act at him.

:169:

My client is ready to settle for 501 points.

I'm come to notify you that all of your clients are fired.

http://i.imgur.com/GjbqNMV.gif (http://imgur.com/GjbqNMV)

I would rather their lawfirm than The Good Wife.
I hate the Good Wife. Biggest oxymoron ever.

I would like to call for recess to change counsel.

http://i.imgur.com/GjbqNMV.gif (http://imgur.com/GjbqNMV)

:erm: That's really good quality and running for so long...

18MB gif.
Anyone having issue loading it?
It was instant for me without lag.

Here I am trying to trim GIFs down to be manageable under 5MB or 6MB while I could have been using quality reference GIFs in their initial creation of over 15MB.

Prepare to suit up, George, you've just been subpeneaod...
Subpeaoned.
Sub. Pea. Ned.

Subpoenaed.

Is that like a micro penis?

Is that like a micro penis?

https://media4.giphy.com/media/RJcc6Aw6UQUVO/200w.gif

http://i.imgur.com/xu4inYg.gif (http://imgur.com/xu4inYg)

speculate, i dare you.

In all the wake of sparktank being silly I missed you, my man.

I rate you...

like shit i dunno...

78/100

never seen you in chat and you post so infrequently. you seem to just bob around and coexist.

Most of the members here disregard the chat room. I myself rarely go in. But a look at my stats shows I am normally quite active in the forums. I rarely hear I should post **more**...:erm:

retarded

You fucking cunt.
I have two mentally and physically retarded sisters who will never know that I am their brother.
Angelman Syndrome. They're missing their 15th chromosome.

Missing some cunt like rok comes as no surprise you pedophile, tentacle sucking piece of shit.

Let's see what other words you have your high-school drop out vernacular.

I find most people in the chatroom to be ex-communicated members of 4chan that advocate and perpetuate the malicious use of such words.

What's next? Nigger jokes? Fucking cunt.

You fucking cunt.
I have two mentally and physically retarded sisters who will never know that I am their brother.
Angelman Syndrome. They're missing their 15th chromosome.

Missing some cunt like rok comes as no surprise you pedophile, tentacle sucking piece of shit.

Let's see what other words you have your high-school drop out vernacular.

I find most people in the chatroom to be ex-communicated members of 4chan that advocate and perpetuate the malicious use of such words.

What's next? Nigger jokes? Fucking cunt.

Relax.

Crawl back under whatever abortion clinic your mother left you at for mad science to allow continued growth.

Crawl back under whatever abortion clinic your mother left you at for mad science to allow continued growth.

I don't understand, I was using the word colloquially to suggest you were being silly.

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Further, why do you consider having taken offense to language I've used to give you a free pass to use whichever language you choose?

I don't understand, I was using the word colloquially to suggest you were being silly.

Unless you've been living under a rock, that word is no longer tolerated in mixed company.

Neither is the word "cunt" yet sparks is free with it

Unless you've been living under a rock, that word is no longer tolerated in mixed company.

And why is that?

Let's have a discussion about it

No good will come of this.

Neither is the word "cunt" yet sparks is free with it

And he should be admonished for its use as well. Feel free. I was only addressing what sparked off Spark.


And why is that?

Let's have a discussion about it

Let's not. Because playing stupid doesn't become anyone.

I shall admonish none. None of you are worthy of my admonishment....:erm:.....:awsm:

I don't use words that would otherwise be applicable in such a scenario.

If I call some stupid, the only one to get offended is the one who laughs last.

There's a fine line of what words you choose.

I've bitched slap even friends for using that word in derogatory fashion towards me.
My brothers are careful what friends that have within earshot of me.

Doesn't matter how you use it or if the person you said it to isn't a victim of any such condition.

It's old pathetic rebellious styles adopted from pathetic broken families where the children need to be a part of some societal standard, no matter how low.

It's not about "the lesser evil".

It's just the fact you used it so casually with no regard whatsoever. How is it silly? Lost of complete faculty over thinking and motor skills is not silly.

It's fucking cheap and shameless.

I have not chosen to call anyone retarded or a faggot. Which I presume to be your second-most used word among your "friends".

Your thought process is so convoluted, I could easily call you stupid and I would be right.
Literally every post of yours is prevalent of this.

For a Goddess you're a real slacker.

Let's not. Because playing stupid doesn't become anyone.

I'm not stupid nor playing so.

Being retarded isn't a bad thing inherently, it shouldn't be such a charged word.

For a Goddess you're a real slacker.

I am easing back into things. Gimme time.

I'm not stupid nor playing so.

Being retarded isn't a bad thing inherently, it shouldn't be such a charged word.

Those two statements cannot be mutually exclusive.

I've bitched slap even friends for using that word in derogatory fashion towards me.

You've assaulted people for using words.


Doesn't matter how you use it or if the person you said it to isn't a victim of any such condition.

Things are never so black and white.


Lost of complete faculty over thinking and motor skills is not silly.

That is not the definition of the word.

retarded
rɪˈtɑːdɪd/
adjective: retarded

less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age.
"the child is badly retarded"
informal offensive
very foolish or stupid.
"in retrospect, it was a totally retarded idea"


I have not chosen to call anyone retarded or a faggot.

You've certainly chosen a lot of other colorful language.


Your thought process is so convoluted, I could easily call you stupid and I would be right.
Literally every post of yours is prevalent of this.

You could even call me retarded.

Why is this even a topic of discussion?

Here's the thing: You don't say any word that may be even remotely offensive on the internet. If you're going to, make it CLEAR what you're going for or what exactly the reason or meaning of it is.

That's goes for 'retard' and 'cunt', or any other word that may be offensive.

Those two statements cannot be mutually exclusive.

Which two?

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Why is this even a topic of discussion?

Here's the thing: You don't say any word that may be even remotely offensive on the internet.

That's goes for 'retard' and 'cunt'.

Then you don't say any words on the internet.

No.

That is not the way it works.

You should clearly know this, because of the way it's been on here up until this point.

I haven't seen shit like this 4chan became mainstream to the public.

Amanda's timing is perfect as usual.

Goddess timing. No worries though, all is fine with me.

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I wanna a redo on my rating now.

I don't quite agree, George.

Anyone is free to say anything as disrespectful or offensive as they want anytime anywhere free speech is the accepted norm. But that anyone who is willfully disrespectful and offensive in mixed company shouldn't feign surprise or indignation by any grief he or she may receive in return.

It's all about mutual respect.

Slight comic relief:
George and Jeb strongly disapprove.





I don't quite agree, George.

Anyone is free to say anything as disrespectful or offensive as they want anytime anywhere free speech is the accepted norm. But that anyone who is willfully disrespectful and offensive in mixed company shouldn't feign surprise or indignation by any grief he or she may receive in return.

I completely agree.

I was sort of saying that it is not wise to say anything remotely offensive on the internet.

I could and should have better made my point.

It's all about mutual respect.

Which was never here from the start.
Penguin has never shown respect in the first place and just sluffs it off to "jokes" and "humor" where he ought to readjust his thinking of how he's choosing to treat some people here.

Whatever he's running to be, he's succeeding.

Which was never here from the start.
Penguin has never shown respect in the first place and just sluffs it off to "jokes" and "humor" where he ought to readjust his thinking of how he's choosing to treat some people here.

Whatever he's running to be, he's succeeding.

Hey, Spark, I assume you've been around the block once or twice, so I'm also assuming you've heard the expression: don't feed the trolls?

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https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a3/48/f9/a348f9780a8fb7cf66fbf1296c9b534c.gif

Well spotted!

Yeah, I'm out.

2005 is too old to deal with.

I don't quite agree, George.

Anyone is free to say anything as disrespectful or offensive as they want anytime anywhere free speech is the accepted norm.

This is my opinion also.


But that anyone who is willfully disrespectful and offensive in mixed company shouldn't feign surprise or indignation by any grief he or she may receive in return.

I wasn't being willfully disrespectful or offensive. I am not feigning surprise.


Hey, Spark, I assume you've been around the block once or twice, so I'm also assuming you've heard the expression: don't feed the trolls?

I'm not a troll.


I was sort of saying that it is not wise to say anything remotely offensive on the internet.

I could and should have better made my point.

My response to you was that anything can be construed as offensive. Even something as innocuous as the words "You are a dumb head" the solution isn't to outright avoid all those words but rather to handle offense better.

"I find that offensive for these reasons... x, y and z"

"Oh, I am sorry good sir it wasn't my intent to offend you, I meant this..."


It's all about mutual respect.

Yes, I agree.

Sparktank, you have my apologies for my use of the word retarded and any stress its use may have caused. I have made a mental note to not use this language around you. Where I am from the use of the word doesn't carry so much negative weight.

That's it, you also have to counter in the different social environments everybody was raised in.

I have also just realised that you thought I meant I missed rokusho having not been around. What I meant was that I didn't see his post and so didn't reply.

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That's it, you also have to counter in the different social environments everybody was raised in.

No, you don't.

You just have to conduct yourself appropriately if someone is offended. Trying to cater to everyone is impossible.

I wasn't being willfully disrespectful or offensive. I am not feigning surprise.
The possibility that anyone socializing online in the year 2016 has never encountered contention over the use of the word "retarded" quite frankly beggars belief.


I'm not a troll.

Obviously, some or just one, in Spark's case, believes otherwise.

He ought to readjust his thinking of how he's choosing to treat some people here.

Which people would those be, btw?

No, you don't.

You just have to conduct yourself appropriately if someone is offended. Trying to cater to everyone is impossible.

That's true.

Although, I never said you needed to cater to everyone; that's just stupid.

I meant you should at least be acknowledgeable of it.

The possibility that anyone socializing online in the year 2016 has never encountered contention over the use of the word "retarded" quite frankly beggars belief.

You may have heard but I've been away for some time until recently.


Obviously, some or just one, in Spark's case, believes otherwise.

They're welcome to their opinion but I am telling you I am not.

Under that rock I mentioned earlier, I gather?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a3/48/f9/a348f9780a8fb7cf66fbf1296c9b534c.gif

Are you back, then?

Are you back, then?

post more ;)

Revan, my man!!!

guys i reconsidered and jessie is actually

100/100

what a top gent/lass

I bestow upon you moderator status of GD forever.

<3

Penguin, I am a 30 out of 10

not anymore~

I rate you

90/100

Keep posting, nanami will be excited

God bless the fools … all positive vibes!

God bless the fools … all positive vibes!

ARE YOU REALLY COMING BACK

Also

http://i.imgur.com/PfNlzrd.gif

i guess i am posting a little. it isnt very busy though!

Penguin sorry I wasn't here to back you up against the retards acting morally superior over slang terms.

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i guess i am posting a little. it isnt very busy though!

WB

Penguin sorry I wasn't here to back you up against the retards acting morally superior over slang terms.

Nice one.

thx

I was being sarcastic, but alright.

I was being sarcastic, but alright.

rly

Yep. But as I said, it's alright.

Jesus fucking christ. Giving grief to others over a goddamn term, on the Internet? Get lost. Seriously, get lost and come back when you've learned to deal with stuff which offends you properly. And before you spew some crap, sparked up bitch, I'll have you know that I happen to work for a living with mentally and physically handicapped individuals, yet I'm smart enough to not care about someone using retarded the way Penguin did.
The revelation about the sisters was supposed to be touching, or strengthen your post in any way? Heh. Who's got a working crystal ball to lend me? Let's cut down risks… On second thought, forget it, maybe it's indeed for the best that we all shut the fuck up, who knows what might offend someone.

fuck KD bitch

i didn't mean to say bitch. all positive vibes.

WB

thank you tifa's knight (?)

I think it is fine and not unreasonable if someone takes offense at a word like retarded, but you might come across a little disingenuous if you talk about mutual respect and then wish that people were aborted.

On second thought, forget it, maybe it's indeed for the best that we all shut the fuck up, who knows what might offend someone.

Exactly.

jesus christ you nerds

That's Sparktank for you, but hey, he's a special child, apparently.

jesus christ you nerds

How did you know I wear glasses.


That's Sparktank for you, but hey, he's a special child, apparently.

Really, what it is; Before acting out the impulse of getting offended, you should make sure you know exactly what it is the person said and or what they meant, and how they meant it.

You can control yourself.

Lol, Sparktank is the last person who should be complaining about people using offensive words.

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Look at all these old guys coming back, geez. When is Shoot the Shit going to be revived?

Really, what it is; Before acting out the impulse of getting offended, you should make sure you know exactly what it is the person said and or what they meant, and how they meant it.

You can control yourself.
Something which Spark remarkably fails at. Sir, how dare you not know that the use of such term offends the Lord?

shoot the shit is after our time

shoot the shit is after our time

Not if the rest of us have anything to do with it.

shoot the shit is after our time

yeah wot is that.

Also Hi chewey.

thank you tifa's knight (?)

I think it is fine and not unreasonable if someone takes offense at a word like retarded, but you might come across a little disingenuous if you talk about mutual respect and then wish that people were aborted.
(yes)

I don't know if I could agree it's reasonable, but mostly because I don't think reason even comes into play. I'm perfectly able to accept that other people might feel a way I don't and respect their feelings. But I won't accept people going on morally superior tirades and ordering others around over being offended.

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Look at all these old guys coming back, geez. When is Shoot the Shit going to be revived?

Shoot the shit never died, it relocated.

I didn't read anything in this thread, but I'm pretty goddamn awesome.

hi

You have a nice username. :)

thank you tifa's knight (?)

I think it is fine and not unreasonable if someone takes offense at a word like retarded, but you might come across a little disingenuous if you talk about mutual respect and then wish that people were aborted.

tk stands for total kookaburra imo

But like

Wot about the rating cos there are lots of people that need rated mir

Chop chop.

guys ill rate you all after my 12hr shift

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same wavelength zozo

But like

Wot about the rating cos there are lots of people that need rated mir

Chop chop.

Don't you throw chopsticks at me.

Don't you throw chopsticks at me.

...why are they called chopsticks ?_?

thats culturally insensitive, theyre called shinwan

...why are they called chopsticks ?_?

Wiki says:


The English word "chopstick" may have derived from Chinese Pidgin English, in which "chop chop" meant "quickly".[4][5] According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the earliest published use of the word is in the 1699 book Voyages and descriptions by William Dampier: "[T]hey are called by the English seamen Chopsticks".[6]

Jesus fucking christ. Giving grief to others over a goddamn term, on the Internet? Get lost. Seriously, get lost and come back when you've learned to deal with stuff which offends you properly. And before you spew some crap, sparked up bitch, I'll have you know that I happen to work for a living with mentally and physically handicapped individuals, yet I'm smart enough to not care about someone using retarded the way Penguin did.
The revelation about the sisters was supposed to be touching, or strengthen your post in any way? Heh. Who's got a working crystal ball to lend me? Let's cut down risks� On second thought, forget it, maybe it's indeed for the best that we all shut the fuck up, who knows what might offend someone.

82/100

post more dude, pretty sure i remember you though you weren't prolific at posting back then or even now


fuck KD bitch

i didn't mean to say bitch. all positive vibes.

chewbor

91/100


jesus christ you nerds

90/100


I didn't read anything in this thread, but I'm pretty goddamn awesome.

Too busy polishing the waxed artichoke huh?

89/100

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https://media.riffsy.com/images/6a691763cd17f1a2fb8467899e654fc7/raw

Are you usually so enthralled by chopstick discussion

66/100

btw

...why are they called chopsticks ?_?

You're avatar is from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, correct?

that is correct George

Nice.

That show is hilarious. Love it.

it's prty offensive, surprised you watch it really ?_?

Heh. Shut up bird! :laugh:

I was told this was where the Lake Tahoe time share lecture would be...
I don't know what's happened, but Mr. Larson from Mountain Land Corp hasn't shown up yet, and he's not answering my pages.
Also, I have not yet received the buffet coupons I was promised.


I'm being to think this is not the Marriot Larchmont.

Are the coupons for the Wing Kingdom buffet?

Just the regular hotel buffet...
Fruit cocktail, oatmeal, waffles, six kinds of omlets, plus all the orange juice you can drink.

But if you're lucky, you can go there on Sundays and they have shrimp cocktail and champagne. I mean it's Korbel's, but, still.
Ohh, and they have a chocolate fountain. It's really yummy, but I always end up in the bathroom afterwards.
I don't know why I go back for thirds.

Any way, I've been eating there every day since I arrived, and the bills are really starting to mount up.

Are you usually so enthralled by chopstick discussion

66/100

btw

ha... like I care. Find the discussion to be rather amusing...

about the rating...

https://media.giphy.com/media/bzABak3LHAHwA/giphy.gif

oh no

there's definitely something wrong with everybody on this webzone i think

there's definitely something wrong with everybody on this webzone i think

Nope.

We're just from 2 different generations of FFShrine.

Well, maybe not Revan. :p

there's definitely something wrong with everybody on this webzone i think

fite me

there's definitely something wrong with everybody on this webzone i think

If I post a comment on this webzone will you send me a pizza roll

Revan doesn't care, but he feels obligated to make obvious in a comment that he doesn't care. :erm:

...:erm:...

I was told this was where the Lake Tahoe time share lecture would be...
I don't know what's happened, but Mr. Larson from Mountain Land Corp hasn't shown up yet, and he's not answering my pages.
Also, I have not yet received the buffet coupons I was promised.


I'm being to think this is not the Marriot Larchmont.

were you a sts dude

i rate you

78/100

Revan doesn't care, but he feels obligated to make obvious in a comment that he doesn't care. :erm:

http://www.shrineofsaintjude.net/humor-104.gif

hey revan reply to me also

hey revan reply to me also

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/124590/4828025-9481667252-HAHAH.gif

reply again plx

thank you sir may i have another

again!

were you a sts dude

i rate you

78/100
Are you asking if I was (past tense) a STS dude?
Or are you implying that my score would be different if I was one now?
For either answer, please check with Headphones Girl.

Still waiting for my pants to come back from housekeeping.
At least that's who he said he was with...

Are you asking if I was (past tense) a STS dude?
Or are you implying that my score would be different if I was one now?
For either answer, please check with Headphones Girl.

Still waiting for my pants to come back from housekeeping.
At least that's who he said he was with...

he's sleeping just tell me mang

JonC is a shit shooter. IMO he is basically an honorary old school FFS member. His score should be higher

Really, I don't know what in the hell a shit shooter is, but it sounds hilarious.

http://www.shrineofsaintjude.net/humor-104.gif

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/02/41/ea/0241eac276d7dcd882ccc9f96e12d49c.gif

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/02/41/ea/0241eac276d7dcd882ccc9f96e12d49c.gif

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/10-31-2015/fSna0e.gif

Literally one of the funniest scenes in a film I have ever seen.

i can only communicate in memes and animated gifs

i can only communicate in memes and animated gifs

That's pretty much darth revan for you

i can only communicate in memes and animated gifs

A picture says a thousand words.


That's pretty much darth revan for you

http://data.whicdn.com/images/22102741/original.gif

hot wings with nice ranch dip.

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11123/111236300/4993356-tumblr_inline_nf5jouhhmx1rsotn3.gif

A picture says a thousand words.



http://data.whicdn.com/images/22102741/original.gif

Actually dude, that picture only says three words.

In future if you need help counting to three I'd be happy to help out, just hit me up~

Actually dude, that picture only says three words.

In future if you need help counting to three I'd be happy to help out, just hit me up~

http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/11/Fuck-you-Guardians-of-the-Galaxy-GIF.gif?gs=a

How original

Joke back to the joker, do not be pissed.

Once again you choose to have a shot at me, when you didn't have to...

I'm sorry... But I'm not interested in you in that way.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooo

I'm gonna have to suicide now, you don't love me :(

Gee, what did I to not deserve Darth Revan's love :(

Don't take it personal... I'm sure you'll find that special sandwich somewhere, with the correct ratio of meat to salad with condiments that will return your love...

... til it's fired out of your colon after being slowly digested over the course of an hour...

ponyo man, thats a chat bot

it only posts image replies

You mean like a captcha?

You tellin' me I fell in love with a bot?!

ponyo man, thats a chat bot

it only posts image replies

http://i.imgur.com/mtkiw.gif


You mean like a captcha?

I'm beyond captcha...


You tellin' me I fell in love with a bot?!

Aren't you the lucky one

http://i.imgur.com/mtkiw.gif

i bet you dont have another one

There's definitely a million others.

There's definitely a million others.

yes, its almost like he is an automated script that catalogues and reposts images.

im telling you guys darth revan never came back.

Marc I thought you were coming in chat

Slicey is here

aw mang i know and im so keen to chatz but im still on my bus trip home

aw mang i know and im so keen to chatz but im still on my bus trip home

Legit man I hope that bus driver steps on it

update

waiting for bus 2 now

its ok i got all night bois.

Legit man I hope that bus driver steps on it

shes pretty great, she keeps shouting at the schoolkids

"no! adults board first!"

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id even go so far as to say i think i have found the woman i want to marry

shes pretty great, she keeps shouting at the schoolkids

"no! adults board first!"

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id even go so far as to say i think i have found the woman i want to marry

That's awesome all the bus drivers in Philly are just surly to everyone

Probably because they have to deal with drunks/cheapasses/loud assholes all day

Probably because they have to deal with drunks/cheapasses/loud assholes all day

You'd have a bit of a rough edge.

darth revan before you post anymore images plz verify your humanity by solving this captcha

What are you guys talking about!? :p

I know he's human, you should be able to tell. :p

What are you guys talking about!? :p

I know he's human, you should be able to tell. :p

I don't know I'm starting to buy Marc's theory that he is just a script that churns out gifs

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You'd have a bit of a rough edge.

Yes... that was my point

I don't know I'm starting to buy Marc's theory that he is just a script that churns out gifs

Well I'm not.

I've had real conversations with him through PM.

Well I'm not.

I've had real conversations with him through PM.

maybe it feels that way but googles advertising algorithms gather data in more inventive ways every day

Well I'm not.

I've had real conversations with him through PM.

How do you know that his responses were not generated by a very sophisticated computer script? You do realize there is a lot of serious work being done on AI and that it is often tested out on public message boards, right?

How do you know that his responses were not generated by a very sophisticated computer script? You do realize there is a lot of serious work being done on AI and that it is often tested out on public message boards, right?

Eh... I'm not saying it isn't a possibility. But I still don't believe it.

Are you sure? Are you really sure?
I mean, we've officially had a computer program that beat the Turing test.
So, how do you not know that it's just a very sophisticated bot in chat rooms, but less sophisticated on forum posts?

Or, for that matter, that he's a bot, but you've been speaking to it's handler in messages?

oh for fuck's sake...

bunch of prepubescent neanderthals, banging themselves into walls have more brains than some people here...

You weren't able to solve the captcha

Would you like to generate a new captcha?

I believe he is not a bot, for the 15th time.


Are you sure? Are you really sure?
I mean, we've officially had a computer program that beat the Turing test.
So, how do you not know that it's just a very sophisticated bot in chat rooms, but less sophisticated on forum posts?

Or, for that matter, that he's a bot, but you've been speaking to it's handler in messages?

I know, it's all very much possible. But I don't think so in this case.

I believe he is not a bot, for the 15th time.

Fourth actually.

Believe me, I counted.

Fourth actually.

Believe me, I counted.

I'm sure you did, and you're right.

I was over-exaggerating, though. I thought it was clear?

oh for fuck's sake...

bunch of prepubescent neanderthals, banging themselves into walls have more brains than some people here...

See, look at how poorly written this is. It actually looks quite a bit like something that came from a chatbot.

Admittedly, the program that beat the Turing test one had to pretend to be a 13 year old Eastern European girl, so that it's problems with the English language seemed plausible.

.. and this is why I fucking hate some of the people here.

Fuck you.

.. and this is why I fucking hate some of the people here.

Fuck you.

Now it's mad we blew its cover.

Try this one?

Jesus...

Again... A few are supposedly 'adults'... but are nothing more than children. Seriously, this is like fucking highschool... groups ganging up on others for their own amusement and to stroke their own ego's.

Grow the fuck up

Jesus...

No, it's Jessie.

No, it's Jessie.

Heh. :p

How's it going, Jessie? :)

god bless

Damn right.

Sorry I vanished from chat guys internet crapped out so I'm posting this from my phone

Tryin to fix now

Heh. :p

How's it going, Jessie? :)
I'm good.

I'd ask how you're doing but we all know George is getting upset.

Again... A few are supposedly 'adults'... but are nothing more than children. Seriously, this is like fucking highschool... groups ganging up on others for their own amusement and to stroke their own ego's.

Grow the fuck up

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a3/48/f9/a348f9780a8fb7cf66fbf1296c9b534c.gif

I'm good.

I'd ask how you're doing but we all know George is getting upset.
http://i.imgur.com/J8CpXPY.gif

lol georgey boy

SEVEN!!!!!

JESSIE!! Heya Wolfie. Missed you.

SEVEN!!!!!

I got one for that too. :p
https://media.giphy.com/media/kdBATg3wVa8IU/giphy.gif

george next rating thread will be out of ten and im rating you seven so you can post that image

i hope you appreciate this kindness

Again... A few are supposedly 'adults'... but are nothing more than children. Seriously, this is like fucking highschool... groups ganging up on others for their own amusement and to stroke their own ego's.

Grow the fuck up
I'm going to you some advice, which you are completely free to use or ignore. After all, I'm not your parent, and you're not my kid.
You need to relax.
I don't mean you need to not be angry. You want to be angry, be angry.
But while these angry little notes may be satisfying for the time it takes you to type them and hit return, you're only making the situation worse, and getting you more pissed off with time.
Because the one thing this crowd doesn't groove on is self importance, and the need to 'prove oneself right.' And frankly, they're better at this than you are. That's not a statement of personal value as human being, it's a measure of craft.
Saying you want to ignore people IS being self important. There are plenty of people on this forum I despise. I ignore them. I don't chat with them, I don't say how stupid their posts, I say nothing. I have better things to do with my time than argue with people who will never understand what I'm trying to say.

And neither should you.

Not only is this an argument you can't win, it's an argument you shouldn't even waste your time participating in, or for that matter commenting on, or even having the last word.
To do otherwise is just masochistic. Which I don't know, maybe you're into. I'm not going to judge. (And if you are, you should at least tell us your safe word.) But if you're not, and I'm assuming you're not, you need to give it a rest. For your own sanity.

Remember, anger leads to hatred...
and hatred leads to the...
Wait, never mind, bad example.

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