This is a stupid, not to be taken seriously, series containing fictional stories about the forum/slash whatever else titled: Shrine Wars. It is a parody of sorts of Star Wars, obviously :p. Episodes I-II are partially based off of actual events, drama that has been in the past. Episodes IV-IX to follow soon.

Official Shrine Wars theme song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU1w21nQN0U).

This thread is subject to slight alterations in the stories, and updating the OP.



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A long time ago in a forum far, far away....

SHRINE WARS

Episode I
THE PRESENT MISSION

The SHRINE is yet again engulfed in turmoil.
As more GIF Battles rage on, the struggle to
find another GIF KING continues.

Through the ranks of Shriners, there has been
dread of this moment in time. Even with the
minor victories of the battles against THE SPARKTANK,
and the operation to uproot all Sockpuppet Accounts,
a major victory for the FINAL FANTASY SHRINE RESISTANCE
looks to be far from the horizon.

But the RESISTANCE still continues to battle, in quest to find
another GIF KING in place of the previous, and in the struggle
for peace and to restore freedom to the Shrine....
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A long time ago in a forum far, far away....

SHRINE WARS

Episode II
ATTACK OF THE CYBER-CLONE

With MR GOLD, the GIF KING, having found his place
once again, rejoining the F.F.S.R., they rejoice,
now that partial peace has been restored.

But there is more conflict afoot!
When new threads emerge, pertaining to the temporary
ban of PONYO, and a Victory Thread regarding his return,
the incredibly irritating TERRY-KUN ravages these threads with nonsense.

After insults directed towards the GIF KING by TERRY-KUN,
the F.F.S.R. has had enough. One of the members of the RESISTANCE stands by the GIF KING.

It is now up to CLONEMASTER, the SEINFELD-COSTANZA GIF KING,
and his so-called "power of words and vocabulary" to drive TERRY-KUN
out of the forum and restore peace and harmony to the shrine....
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

SHRINE WARS

Episode III
REVENGE OF THE THIRD ORDER

War! After defeating the sinister TERRY-KUN, the RESISTANCE is
collapsing under the attacks of the ruthless Ex-Moderator, THE SPARKTANK.
He and his THIRD ORDER are said to be plotting a revenge against the RESISTANCE.

Little do they know, however, that the RESISTANCE is planning a counterattack
against the THIRD ORDER and are dispatching SKELLY, EDITOR SUPREME, and DAK,
FILM MIX KING on a secret mission to disable basic posting permissions.

Along with SULLEY, MANRAY, and CLONEMASTER on standby, PONYO goes to ensure
the success of the Mission, only to find that DAK and SKELLY have been captured by
the THIRD ORDER. PONYO, BELLA NOTTE LOVER, reports to MR GOLD, The GIF KING,
and it is decided that they will need to send out all members of the F.F.S.R to rescue SKELLY and DAK.

Now knowing they must delay their counterattack, and that they must ensure success of the mission,
MANRAY, PONYO, LOCKDOWN, AZETLOR, SULLEY, and CLONEMASTER move out to secure a victory
for the RESISTANCE and to once more restore peace to the Shrine....
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I'm just gonna wait for the Special Editions.

I'm just gonna wait for the Special Editions.

Hey! How did you know George was in on this?! :p

:laugh:

One of the Dark Area, you are. :p

Lol.

you forgot the first and so far only expandd universe book THE CHRONICLE OF GOD

you forgot the first and so far only expandd universe book THE CHRONICLE OF GOD

That will come after the saga. :p

I'm just gonna wait for the Special Editions.


ill wait for the rereleased special editions.
said to be the final editions.
also in 4k 3d.

there will be more NOOOs added, more justified shooting, actor replacement, and cgi'd stuff that were once practical.

I think we're on 8K now. In any case I'm grabbing the originals. Then the re-released versions. Followed by the re-re-released versions. And then the re-re-re-released versions. And so on. :)

Can't wait for the complete box set with extras such as the director's commentary and deleted scenes and comedy bloopers.

What the hell? Why'd you like the special editions, every re-release? Like, they're crap! Creepy stupid CGI all added just for the heck of it! Lots of important scenes deleted and stupid filler added! UGH.

A fitting tribute... (enjoy)... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYHzO6lCtWg

Episode 4 Must be having tecnical problems, the release must have been delayed lol.

Spartank sued for not having enough credit

Spartank sued for not having enough credit

As if his own series did not give him enough "HELL'S MODERATION" (Spoof of "Hell's Kitchen)...

I can't wait to see what my fate is in episode 4.

I can't wait to see what my fate is in episode 4.

Ah yes you and Dak were Kidnapped/Prisoners of war.

As if his own series did not give him enough "HELL'S MODERATION" (Spoof of "Hell's Kitchen)...

He's a greedy one

As if his own series did not give him enough "HELL'S MODERATION" (Spoof of "Hell's Kitchen)...

Lol, I'd love to see a show like that. :laugh:

Lol, I'd love to see a show like that. :laugh:

You starred in it xD

Oh yes, Episode IV: A New Start, I'll get right on finishing that up. :p

Episode IV: A New Pope.

Episode IV: A New Pope.

Oh, :laugh:

If only this was another sort of parody, I don't think the Shrine will be having a Pope at all anytime soon. :p


Spartank sued for not having enough credit

I'll sue for being sued.

And, I'll speak to George about the special editions. :p

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Oh, :laugh:

If only this was another sort of parody, I don't think the Shrine will be having a Pope at all anytime soon. :p
...


That's ok, it's a reference to another thread on the shrine. Replacing words in film titles with "Pope". :)

What the hell? Why'd you like the special editions, every re-release? Like, they're crap! Creepy stupid CGI all added just for the heck of it! Lots of important scenes deleted and stupid filler added! UGH.

You know it bro. :p


That's ok, it's a reference to another thread on the shrine. Replacing words in film titles with "Pope". :)

Yep, its a good one. :laugh:

What the hell? Why'd you like the special editions, every re-release? Like, they're crap! Creepy stupid CGI all added just for the heck of it! Lots of important scenes deleted and stupid filler added! UGH.


There's nothing wrong with CGI enhancements as long as they're done tastefully... :)

Does Han still shoot first?

On his wedding night?
Indeed he does.

We all know George Lucas still refers to his penis as Han Solo.
"This is my penis. He's the captain of the Millennium Falcon".

Does Han still shoot first?

Han doesn't even shoot at all. He was too lazy and wanted to hang with Chewie instead.

Shut up about Sparktank.

Sparktank and TK have caused a lot of trouble though Lockdown... though nothing like swami/execrable gumwrapper did back in the day... or even of sPlAsHeDmAgE...

... We have had too many idiots with delusions of grandeur, ego stroking and elitist behavior here over the years...

The anonymity of the internet has given these... 'people'... a means to voice bs...

Yeah, well I have reasons to think that he committed suicide, it's a complete assumption though, I'm also not trying to make a joke about suicide either. I honestly think he might've.

Damn. I knew he was an unhappy guy but I didn't ever think it'd gotten that bad for him.

I've contacted a relative of his about him, just to see how he has and everything because I honestly haven't heard from him since the 27th, he said he was going to become a 'fucking ghost'. But, the relative has yet to reply to me, upsetting I guess. I just want to know if he's okay, whether or not he treated me well in the end.

Suicide is a serious matter... There have been times I've considered it myself (namely after the death of my fiance back in '03)... I was lucky, I got help.

Hope that Sparktank didn't go through with it, and someone managed to help him before...

Yeah, again I have no clue if he did, but that's what I think. He said in his last message that this would be the last time anyone heard from him, anywhere, so you can only assume I guess.

Hopefully he was referring to people here rather than literally anyone. Let us know if his relative gets back to you.

....I honestly haven't heard from him since the 27th....

Neither have I.


Hope that Sparktank didn't go through with it, and someone managed to help him before...

Me too.


Hopefully he was referring to people here rather than literally anyone. Let us know if his relative gets back to you.

Please.

Getting help is an important step to getting better. BTW, researchers interviewed survivors who'd jumped from the Golden Gate Bridge, the most popular place to attempt and commit suicide. (Japan's Suicide Forest is the second.) Every survivor said the same thing: once they'd jump they realized whatever problem they had was temporary and they'd chosen a possibly permanent "solution" to the problem.

Samuel Johnson was right, being hanged in the morning has a wonderful way of focusing the mind.

Getting help is an important step to getting better. BTW, researchers interviewed survivors who'd jumped from the Golden Gate Bridge, the most popular place to attempt and commit suicide. (Japan's Suicide Forest is the second.) Every survivor said the same thing: once they'd jump they realized whatever problem they had was temporary and they'd chosen a possibly permanent "solution" to the problem.

Samuel Johnson was right, being hanged in the morning has a wonderful way of focusing the mind.

Right.

Sparktank and TK have caused a lot of trouble though Lockdown... though nothing like swami/execrable gumwrapper did back in the day... or even of sPlAsHeDmAgE...

You're a real bag of sunshine, fella. I'd love to know what "trouble" I have caused besides getting your jimmies super rustled.

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Yeah, well I have reasons to think that he committed suicide, it's a complete assumption though, I'm also not trying to make a joke about suicide either. I honestly think he might've.

:/

He gave the impression of being quite a bit off when he blew up here recently but nothing like that. Hope it's nothing.

You're a real bag of sunshine, fella. I'd love to know what "trouble" I have caused besides getting your jimmies super rustled.

I would rather this thread not be cluttered with your bullshit, TK. May I please direct you to go play in your own, dear thread, instead. Have Fun (Thread 198365)

I would rather this thread not be cluttered with your bullshit, TK. May I please direct you to go play in your own, dear thread, instead. Have Fun (Thread 198365)

This song and dance is getting old, man. Can we skip to the part where I've called you out for not having any control over what I do and then you try to save face by pretending you were joking?

This song and dance is getting old, man. Can we skip to the part where I've called you out for not having any control over what I do and then you try to save face by pretending you were joking?

I never pretended.

I don't understand why you all have to let what people say get to you so much, if that's their intention, which it most likely is, ignore it. Every day there's another argument.

:facepalm:

I don't understand why you all have to let what people say get to you so much, if that's their intention, which it most likely is, ignore it. Every day there's another argument.

You're damn right.

I just don't want TK filling this thread with crap, that is all.

So, Episode 4.... Release Date Any Trailer?

So, Episode 4.... Release Date Any Trailer?

Eh, I'm working on it. Haven't had a lot of free time, lately. When I wrote Episodes I-III, I had a lot of time, as you were able to tell. :p

Eh, I'm working on it. Haven't had a lot of free time, lately. When I wrote Episodes I-III, I had a lot of time, as you were able to tell. :p

Maybe you can wait for the technology to get better before starting your next trilogy. Just like George Lucas.

Well we need to learn skelly's fate. And what the villain' s plan is...

He should have started with IV and ended with III!

http://imagesmtv-a.akamaihd.net/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/rex-1440428015.gif

Maybe you can wait for the technology to get better before starting your next trilogy. Just like George Lucas.

Thats probably his advice. :p


Well we need to learn skelly's fate. And what the villain' s plan is...

Oh, no worries. We'll know soon enough. ;)


He should have started with IV and ended with III!

http://imagesmtv-a.akamaihd.net/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/rex-1440428015.gif

I ain't pullin that shit. :laugh:

Edit: Damn, I just noticed the Episodes get longer as they go on. Fuck. :p

You're damn right.

I just don't want TK filling this thread with crap, that is all.

Well let me see if I can open you up to another perspective, Revan Jr.

Your thread here, which I realize is intended as a joke (keep trying, you will successfully make one at some point), specifically calls me out as "incredibly irritating" and posting "nonsense."

I find it a bit contradictory that you would complain when I respond on the topic of my own posts (not even to you directly, but to Darth Revan) in your thread that brought them up in the first place. So, with absolute humility, I beg your pardon, but I won't oblige if you make posts about me and then demand I stay out of discussion on them. Feel free to post a bunch of pictures of George Costanza and storm troopers.

Well let me see if I can open you up to another perspective, Revan Jr.

Thank you. I am glad to be serving under him.


Your thread here, which I realize is intended as a joke (keep trying, you will successfully make one at some point), specifically calls me out as "incredibly irritating" and posting "nonsense."

Yeah, well, why the hell do you think I put those phrases in there? Because that was my experience with you. I'm obviously not the only one who thinks you're "incredibly irritating" and that you post "nonsense"
I already clearly have made a successful joke, too.


I find it a bit contradictory that you would complain when I respond on the topic of my own posts (not even to you directly, but to Darth Revan) in your thread that brought them up in the first place. So, with absolute humility, I beg your pardon, but I won't oblige if you make posts about me and then demand I stay out of discussion on them. Feel free to post a bunch of pictures of George Costanza and storm troopers.

Shrine Wars was originally written out of a false understanding I had that Mr Gold, was not The GIF King anymore. So I thought I would, "freak out", and type up a hilarious parody post about it. A lot seemed to enjoy it, so I thought I would make a "saga" about Final Fantasy Shrine just for fun. Shrine Wars was also based off of actual events, a lot of the shit drama with Sparktank, and you making fun of Mr Gold, which is what sparked me typing "incredibly irritating" and posting "nonsense".

And its Clone Troopers. There is a difference, you know.




Clone Trooper

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/0/0d/Storm-CHRON.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111205022230

Stormtrooper

You asked.

Shrine Wars was originally written out of a false understanding I had that Mr Gold, was not The GIF King anymore. So I thought I would, "freak out", and type up a hilarious parody post about it. A lot seemed to enjoy it, so I thought I would make a "saga" about Final Fantasy Shrine just for fun. Shrine Wars was also based off of actual events, a lot of the shit drama with Sparktank, and you making of Mr Gold, which is what sparked me typing "incredibly irritating" and posting "nonsense".

Well that's all very educational, but you see I don't have any problem with you expressing it if you find me incredibly irritating and think I post nonsense. Express away.

My point is that if you are going to go ahead and exercise your freedom to do so, it's hypocritical to complain about me exercising my freedom to respond. So if you want to accept that I can and will say whatever I want in your thread, then we could talk, or just make sarcastic remarks at each other, whatever you want really. Telling me to leave your thread isn't going to get you anywhere, though.

Well that's all very educational, but you see I don't have any problem with you expressing it if you find me incredibly irritating and think I post nonsense. Express away.

My point is that if you are going to go ahead and exercise your freedom to do so, it's hypocritical to complain about me exercising my freedom to respond. So if you want to accept that I can and will say whatever I want in your thread, then we could talk, or just make sarcastic remarks at each other, whatever you want really. Telling me to leave your thread isn't going to get you anywhere, though.

No, it won't. But I thought I would throw in my fucking two cents anyway. You are like a virus, I did not want you to spread to this thread, and now, its happened. I can't even take a lot of your posts completely seriously, because, almost everything you post is a half-assed joke. You were obviously trying to continue an argument with Darth Revan, so.

No, it won't. But I thought I would throw in my fucking two cents anyway. You are like a virus, I did not want you to spread to this thread, and now, its happened. I can't even take a lot of your posts completely seriously, because, almost everything you post is a half-assed joke. You were obviously trying to continue an argument with Darth Revan, so.

So how come you don't hold him responsible for making a post about me in the first place, when all I did was respond to an accusation?

If you didn't want me to "spread" to your thread, surely not posting about me in it, and discouraging others from doing so, would be a good strategy, wouldn't it? Don't you think if Revan insists on making accusations towards me in your thread it's only natural I would respond to them?

So how come you don't hold him responsible for making a post about me in the first place, when all I did was respond to an accusation?

I do hold him responsible, not of wrong doing, of course. He was not even directing his accusation towards you, as he was talking with Lockdown.


If you didn't want me to "spread" to your thread, surely not posting about me in it, and discouraging others from doing so, would be a good strategy, wouldn't it? Don't you think if Revan insists on making accusations towards me in your thread it's only natural I would respond to them?

Yes. But, as I said, this was based of off actual events, and when I wrote this I was just pissed off with you. I think I handled your insertion into the story rather well, now don't you think?
And, have you forgotten?---


....not to be taken seriously....

I will have you know now that you will not be in any further point in the story.

I will have you know now that you will not be in any further point in the story.

Hey, you can't just never mention me again, it'll be a plothole. You've gotta find some clever way to write me out.

Personally I thought the direction it should have gone was me being Darth Revan's father. Now that would be funny.

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Yes. But, as I said, this was based of off actual events, and when I wrote this I was just pissed off with you.

Yeah, you should really work on that.

Hey, you can't just never mention me again, it'll be a plothole. You've gotta find some clever way to write me out.

Personally I thought the direction it should have gone was me being Darth Revan's father. Now that would be funny.

If that was even a remote possibility, Darth Revan would be your father. His username has Darth in it, yours does not. Its the only way it would make any sense.


Yeah, you should really work on that.

I don't have to work on it. I didn't really make it a problem for anyone else, but you. And that was on purpose, I could've just logged off of the damn site.

I will never go on a rant like Sparktank has in the past, it is pointless, and immature.

TK can be Yoda, but instead of turning out to be wise and sage he can be a complete nutball like when we first meet him in ESB.

http://45.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00x9s3dag1qdku5lo1_500.gif
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3352503/yoda-hits-r2-o.gif

TK can be Yoda, but instead of turning out to be wise and sage he can be a complete nutball like when we first meet him in ESB.

http://45.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00x9s3dag1qdku5lo1_500.gif
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3352503/yoda-hits-r2-o.gif

Well, when you're of old age, about 900 years old, you would be a complete nutball by that point. :p

I didn't really make it a problem for anyone else, but you.

Problem? This is what I'm here for, padawan.

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TK can be Yoda, but instead of turning out to be wise and sage he can be a complete nutball like when we first meet him in ESB.

This is actually way more appropriate than I think you realized. :laugh:

Problem? This is what I'm here for, padawan.

Padawan? No. Master. You mean Master.

Nope. I ain't no clone, young fella.

Nope. I ain't no clone, young fella.

Well, then you are no Master to me, and I am no Padawan to you.

I am a Master of all Clones and Stormtroopers.









....And Costanzas







Ha! True. :p

Leave TK alone, trust me, he's not your enemy. He's just one guy who loves to be sarcastic to have a few laughs sometimes.

(I'm totally not defending him because he gave me a brojob a few days ago.)

(I'm totally not defending him because he gave me a brojob a few days ago.)

O_O;;;;;;;;;;

Aaaaaannnnndddddd yet another thread derails and travels off into the weeds. Remind me, what was this thread originally supposed to be about?

O_O;;;;;;;;;;

Shhh, do not deny it, darling, you loved it <3

Leave TK alone, trust me, he's not your enemy. He's just one guy who loves to be sarcastic to have a few laughs sometimes.

Eh.... I'm not so sure about that. But, I will not be having this thread closed, therefore, we are done with this topic.


(I'm totally not defending him because he gave me a brojob a few days ago.)


O_O;;;;;;;;;;


Shhh, do not deny it, darling, you loved it <3

This shit is fucked up. :p

Aaaaaannnnndddddd yet another thread derails and travels off into the weeds. Remind me, what was this thread originally supposed to be about?

Chumbawamba. Most people are familiar with their hit "Tubthumping" from the 90s, but unaware of their history of radical anarchist politics.

In the early 2000s they agreed to let General Motors use one of their songs in a car commercial for $100,000 and then donated all of the money to an activist group that used it to launch an information campaign about GM's shitty environmental practices.

I thought that was pretty funny.

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Eh.... I'm not so sure about that.

Yeah, don't listen to Ponyobellanote, we are mortal enemies forever because I made fun of Mr Gold's incomprehensible special snowflake text.

In the immortal words of Bill, "Some things, once you do them, can never be undone."

Aaaaaannnnndddddd yet another thread derails and travels off into the weeds. Remind me, what was this thread originally supposed to be about?

This thread was about Shrine Wars, and will continue to be.

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Chumbawamba. Most people are familiar with their hit "Tubthumping" from the 90s, but unaware of their history of radical anarchist politics.

In the early 2000s they agreed to let General Motors use one of their songs in a car commercial for $100,000 and then donated all of the money to an activist group that used it to launch an information campaign about GM's shitty environmental practices.

I thought that was pretty funny.

Oh yes, it was a hoot.


Yeah, don't listen to Ponyobellanote, we are mortal enemies forever because I made fun of Mr Gold's incomprehensible special snowflake text.

In the immortal words of Bill, "Some things, once you do them, can never be undone."

Yeah, I'm still not good with you on that.

Oh yes, it was a hoot.

I thought so too!

Another good one was when, after they got signed to EMI and had mainstream recognition, one of their members went on a talk show in the late 90s and openly told people who couldn't afford to buy their music to steal the CDs from chain stores. :laugh:


Yeah, I'm still not good with you on that.

I know, right? In my defense, the text was pretty stupid. What's your favorite Chumbawamba song?

I thought so too!

Another good one was when, after they got signed to EMI and had mainstream recognition, one of their members went on a talk show in the late 90s and openly told people who couldn't afford to buy their music to steal the CDs from chain stores. :laugh:



I know, right? In my defense, the text was pretty stupid. What's your favorite Chumbawamba song?

Nope, still doesn't break the ice.

Humamba Mambo

This shit is fucked up. :p

Not really, no homo, it was just a brojob. I don't know why he's denying it though. I thought we had something. :(


Yeah, don't listen to Ponyobellanote, we are mortal enemies forever because I made fun of Mr Gold's incomprehensible special snowflake text.

:laugh:

In all seriousness though, nothing's wrong with this thread, and nothing's gonna happen to it, you're just overexagerating as always, and no joke here, I know TK can say stupid shit sometimes, but don't waste your time on him or having him as "your enemy", it's childish of you, he's just a dude wanting to have some fun sometimes trolling. If he goes out of his way, just ignore him, really. Don't make a big deal out of it.

Not really, no homo, it was just a brojob. I don't know why he's denying it though. I thought we had something. :(

I just posted an emoticon...

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Nope, still doesn't break the ice.

Humamba Mambo

I'm not sure you're quite right about what the expression "break the ice" means!

I'm not aware of any Chumba song called Humamba Mambo. How does it go? Could you make a recording of yourself signing it on Vocaroo so I can tell what song you mean?

I just posted an emoticon...

I know, baby, I know. It just was a emoticon of shock and I thought you were denying our love :(

Enough with the jokes, the man's got a girlfriend so I'll respect that. :laugh:

It was fun for me while it lasted.

This is my girlfriend:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF7qw6TSP8g

:laugh:

In all seriousness though, nothing's wrong with this thread, and nothing's gonna happen to it, you're just overexagerating as always, and no joke here, I know TK can say stupid shit sometimes, but don't waste your time on him or having him as "your enemy", it's childish of you, he's just a dude wanting to have some fun sometimes trolling. If he goes out of his way, just ignore him, really. Don't make a big deal out of it.

I'm over exaggerating? I don't think I'm one to do that sort of thing. He is not "my enemy", I'm more just "going along with it". But, you are right, it is unwise to waste my time on something such as this (not that I did so much in the first place), I have better things to do.

What started this.... "feud" in the first place is when he poked fun at Mr Gold. That's what I don't like.


I'm not sure you're quite right about what the expression "break the ice" means!

I know what it means, I'm just using it differently. I mean that you and I will never be good friends, but a maybe a friend.


I'm not aware of any Chumba song called Humamba Mambo. How does it go? Could you make a recording of yourself signing it on Vocaroo so I can tell what song you mean? Oh shit, they're a real band!? I knew I saw that cover somewhere.... :p

I know what it means, I'm just using it differently. I mean that you and I will never be good friends, but a maybe a friend.

You never know. PonyoBellanote didn't like me when I first entered his life, but we're best friends now. You should try being more bonanza about things.

(I know what the word bonanza really means by the way, I'm just using it to say something completely different from what it means right now.)


Oh shit, they're a real band!? I knew I saw that cover somewhere.... :p

I'm flattered that you thought I could come up with a band as good as Chumbawamba myself! I would definitely encourage you to check out their discography. You can pirate it all, they don't care.

Yeah, I didn't like what he said refering to Mr. Gold either, but that's not a reason to be completely hateful to TK and going around the forum always replying to him saying stuff like "I don't like you" or "beware what you say" (I know you didn't say that, just giving examples of the behaviour).. it's completely childish, and creates more trouble and drama than it's worth, really you have two wise options to go with TK's sarcastic behaviour; you can either ignore him if you don't know what to say; or follow along the joke just like I did (greatly if I do say so myself), "counter-joke". I've just simply accepted TK's behaviour in this forum, sometimes funny, sometimes offensive, but I deal with it, and I'd rather joke along than make innecesary drama. :P But yeah, he gave me a BJ so we're totally best friends now. Brolove. <3

My most fond memory of Chumbawamba was at the Brit awards show : http://www.theguardian.com/theguardian/from-the-archive-blog/2014/sep/24/john-prescott-brit-awards-chumbawamba-1988

My most fond memory of Chumbawamba was at the Brit awards show : http://www.theguardian.com/theguardian/from-the-archive-blog/2014/sep/24/john-prescott-brit-awards-chumbawamba-1988

http://i.imgur.com/83x4VQx.gif

Yeah, I didn't like what he said refering to Mr. Gold either, but that's not a reason to be completely hateful to TK and going around the forum always replying to him saying stuff like "I don't like you" or "beware what you say" (I know you didn't say that, just giving examples of the behaviour).. it's completely childish, and creates more trouble and drama than it's worth, really you have two wise options to go with TK's sarcastic behaviour; you can either ignore him if you don't know what to say; or follow along the joke just like I did (greatly if I do say so myself), "counter-joke". I've just simply accepted TK's behaviour in this forum, sometimes funny, sometimes offensive, but I deal with it, and I'd rather joke along than make innecesary drama. :P But yeah, he gave me a BJ so we're totally best friends now. Brolove. <3

Late-ass reply, am I right!?:p

I agree mostly.

I know now what Episode IV will be about.

If TK will be on it, you better pay him.

*reads whole debacle*

I hope you guys all took note of the fact that ROKUSHO was pleased by this thread.

Remember, threads like this are the SOLE reason he comes here.

That means they are the only reason. The singe, solitary one. No other reason exists.

I don't think I have to remind everyone what an FFS without ROKUSHO would be like.

Remember, this thread is the

S

O

L

E

SOLITARY

SINGLE

EXCLUSIVE

reason he posts here.

Let's all come together and work together to make sure ROKUSHO keeps posting here.

I'm fairly sure it was the video of my girlfriend I posted that managed to keep his interest for this long, so here is a video of her husband that I think will also help to make sure he continues to grace the forum:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAkX1giNels

On another note, Sarah, I think that more people would be likely to view this video, and therefore understand the value of ROKUSHO's presence here, and therefore extend the livelihood of the forum if I could embed it instead of just linking it here. We should really be able to embed youtube videos. Also, if we could do that, I would embed ASMR videos of sexy doctor role plays.

Also, if we could do that, I would embed ASMR videos of sexy doctor role plays.

I don't know if I want to see that....

I don't know if I want to see that....

Oh, trust me, you do.

I have a Brazillian one in particular in mind who would be sure to give you, uh, "tingles." Lots of "tingles."

Oh, trust me, you do.

I have a Brazillian one in particular in mind who would be sure to give you, uh, "tingles." Lots of "tingles."

No, I don't.

:laugh:

You'll realize you do by the time I'm through with you. I have a whole thread in store for you.

You'll realize you do by the time I'm through with you. I have a whole thread in store for you.

You may want to switch that comment around....

I have a feeling you're about post something really.... I don't know, yet.

I hope you guys all took note of the fact that ROKUSHO was pleased by this thread.

Remember, threads like this are the SOLE reason he comes here.

http://www.starwordz.com/starwordz/starwordz.php?intro=An+awfully+long+time+ago%2C+in +a+galaxy+awfully%2C+awfully+far+away...+%28Start+ the+music...%29&episode=Sock-puppet+Wars+%3A+Episode+IV&title=A+New+Sock&crawl=With+the+sock-puppet+wars+temporarily+on+hold%2C+the+rebellion+t aking+some+R%26R%2C+kicking-back%2C+shooting+the+shit%2C+etc%2C+the+Empire+has +secretly+been+building+a+small+moon+%28%22that%27 s+no+moon%2C+it%27s+a+motherfucking+space+station! +We%27re+doomed+I+tells+ya!%22%29+capable+of+vapou rising+entire+planets+harbouring+incessant+sock-puppets.&crawl2=The+Empire+obsessed+with+dishing+out+comeup pance+has+amassed+a+huge+army+of+storm-puppets+that+will+go+to+town+on+the+asses+of+sock-puppets+belonging+to+some+hippy+force+belief+syste m%2C+but+a+new+sock-puppet+will+emerge+to+continue+the+tradition+of+po sting+time-wasting+material+on+the+net.&crawl3=






An awfully long time ago, in a galaxy awfully, awfully far away... (Start the music...)

Sock-puppet Wars : Episode IV A New Sock


With the sock-puppet wars temporarily on hold, the rebellion taking some R&R, kicking-back, shooting the shit, etc, the Empire has secretly been building a small moon ("that's no moon, it's a motherfucking space station! We're doomed I tells ya!") capable of vapourising entire planets harbouring incessant sock-puppets.

The Empire obsessed with dishing out comeuppance has amassed a huge army of storm-puppets that will go to town on the asses of sock-puppets belonging to some hippy force belief system, but a new sock-puppet will emerge to continue the tradition of posting time-wasting material on the net.

:laugh: Did you make this?

Guilty as charged :)


go here and insert your own intros : http://www.starwordz.com/starwordz/

I guess I should use this for Shrine Wars?

It'll look more official :)

(When it's done copy the whole url back here)

It'll look more official :)

(When it's done copy the whole url back here)

I only wish instead of STAR WARS it could say SHRINE WARS. :p

OP currently updated with title crawl for Episode I: The Present Mission.

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Eh, its kind of a fail. My stories are too long, so it fades out before they are finished.

speed the text up?

or condense it, like in force awkens, that say "luke has vanished" they didnt say why, or how, they just said that he vanished

speed the text up?

or condense it, like in force awkens, that say "luke has vanished" they didnt say why, or how, they just said that he vanished

There is no option to speed up the text, and also, its going to be very hard to condense my existing stories and have to condense future ones. It has to be interesting.

you forgot the most important part in the Shrine Wars saga - The Holiday Special.

you forgot the most important part in the Shrine Wars saga - The Holiday Special.

That would be the STS era. :D

Wokka-wokka.

Hey clonemaster, can you make another chapter with powa-whatsisname being a total dumbass? Like, Jar Jar Binks, but evil? Hopelessly inept, but evil?

Hey clonemaster, can you make another chapter with powa-whatsisname being a total dumbass? Like, Jar Jar Binks, but evil? Hopelessly inept, but evil?

:this:

Aww no, I forgot about this. I have not felt like doing anymore. That and it just slipped my mind.
Don't worry, I'll get back in the killer mode I was in when I was pumping these out and they'll be all done this month. :p

Honoured to be part of The Resistance.

https://33.media.tumblr.com/edacf680d0f80defe57429ec779ebd88/tumblr_nlnt59gjuL1s9c6nao1_500.gif

;)