Anyone who saw the last "Battle City" thread, please post the same!!! info as before. This will become a fanfic, for I'lll will try to make it that way after this is finished.




Sephiroth is my char


Age:???
Weapon:Masamune
Magic:Fire and Wind
Transformates:Becomes Safer Sephiroth, has most moves.

NAME: Sephiroths Bride.
AGE: 19
MAGIC: Ice and Wind
TRANSFORMATES: Wolf
ABILITIES: Speed, smarts, agility
WEAPONS: Twin Blades like the ones in the pic.
TEAM MEMBERS: BizarroSephiroth, finalfantasy 8 Rocks

NAME: Sephiroths Bride.
AGE: 19
MAGIC: Ice and Wind
TRANSFORMATES: Wolf
ABILITIES: Speed, smarts, agility
WEAPONS: Twin Blades like the ones in the pic.
TEAM MEMBERS: BizarroSephiroth, finalfantasy 8 Rocks

Forgot the / on the last img. Got it though.

name: squall age:20 abilities:speed, agility, smarts weapons:gunblades

name: squall age:20 abilities:speed, agility, smarts weapons:gunblades

Let's kick DA ass again LOL

When I get my friends here I'll fight and I'll kick your A$$.

When I get my friends here I'll fight and I'll kick your A$$.

tch, yeah right. We are the ultimate team up. *High fives teammates*

high five,

WHATEVER LOSERS. Does huge attack and everyone dies.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN.

cheater,

WHATEVER LOSERS. Does huge attack and everyone dies.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN.
...moron...

700th post

OK now, let's start this thing. Sephiroth's stands in front of Dark Angel's wounded body.

Me cheating its you guys who cheat. 3 against 1 is not fair.

Ur problem. You gotta get friends *smiles at teammates*


...moron...

700th post

OK now, let's start this thing. Sephiroth's stands in front of Dark Angel's wounded body.

Ok repeat what is said. Stands in front of wounded body. Go now

"I DONT HAVE FRIENDS AND I DONT NEED THEM. THEY ONLY HURT YOU"
Stabs Sephiroth through the heart and killes him.

"I DONT HAVE FRIENDS AND I DONT NEED THEM. THEY ONLY HURT YOU"
Stabs Sephiroth through the heart and killes him.

Ohh god, shut up and do something right, $%@#!!!!!

Im not going to fight.

Me neither, DA ruined the whole #$@%^&* thing! I was just trying to have some fun! *sobs*

Oh yes you are. Your the only one here that I wanna fight with.

Oh yes you are. Your the only one here that I wanna fight with.

FU

I was meaning SB.

I was meaning SB.
Still FU. Don't insult my pals like that!

STARTS GLOWING WITH A BLACK AURA.
"I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR PALS"

STARTS GLOWING WITH A BLACK AURA.
"I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR PALS"
Shut up, @$$hole.

SOMEONE CLOSE THIS ALREADY!

No dont close it.

Yes, you made it bad, and it's just stupid now. I tried to have fun and you ruined it. So close it. It's just dumb now.

Fine you dont have to play.

(hunts around for SB)
"SB where are you? Come and fight me."
(Stands ready to fight)

I made the thread. I can do what I want with it. You can't exclude me from my own thread. Besides, SB don't wanna either. She don't like you, too.

Well I wanna fight her.
SB GET OUT HERE NOW

She's offline. Heh...

(smirks)
So she's scared of me. Good.

She's not scared of you, she just had to go.

Whatever.
(lays back and waits for someone to fight with her)

Go find someone who likes you and fight that person.

Dark Angel why do you want to fight me?
If it will make you feel better I will fight you.

Yeah, just maybe that will make her calm down. You two can fight, unless you want me in it, too.

Finally, some order in this thread.

No thank you. I'll fight this one alone.

No thank you. I'll fight this one alone.
Alright, no problem. Just askin. Anyway, maybe she will actually be fun this time, and not argue.

Fine Im here.
I have the some Character has before.

OK and FIGHT

Same here.
Do you want to go first?

I run towards you with my sword drawn and Slash.
You can move or counter?

I counter with my blades. I pin you against the wall. And do a freeze spell and freeze you to the wall.
Do you break it? Or give up?

I break it with my fire powers. I fly high in the sky and shot fire balls at you.
You cant dodge them forgive.

I turn wolf and dodge as many as I can. Then I use my wind powers to throw me in the air. I land on you back and turn Human. Holding on to you. Making you land.

I land but I pin you to the ground with my sword to your neck slowly cutting into your skin.

Looks up at Dark Angel.
"If beating me makes you happy when I will lose."

"You wont just lose you'll die."
(smirks)

"If that means you'll be happy then do it."
lefts neck so it can be cut easier.

slow pushes sword against her neck so she drawns blood.
"I dont have time for this if your not going to fight theres no point in killing you."
Gets off her and leaves.

Dark Angel WAIT.
Why didnt we be friends?
*puts out hand for her to shake*

(looks at SBs hand and slaps it away)
I dont need friends.

Wow, thanks guys, I've been looking for an example of a circle jerk.

(glares at mrmonkeyman) Are you talking about me?

I think he was talking about all of us.

unbuttons BizarroSephiroth's shirt

my name is acpo i am from ukraine ^^

i jump out in smokescrean and you gasp with air. i pull up the sword of metal and slicing. you scream "plz dont hurt" i go YOU WILL RELEASE THE CAPTURE. and i slice through the throat of cage. falls. i stand over and climb over and stab in the heart. as u die ur last gasp of air says "OH ACPO" and u die.

acpo i will battle you

my characters name is pat that is all you need to know do you want to start

*i draw my battle axe*

ok lets go pat

we start in an arena of burning fire they call it hell's water. ring of fire. dirt platform we lower down into and stand there waiting for the commencment. then we go and i start by stepping back and turning around backflipping over you and then i grab your throat and go pat do you want to die.

i get out of your grip and kick you in the stomach and you are on the floor and i get and stand over you with my battle axe and swing down at you do you dodge or do you succumb to the sweet taste of my metal?

i move my head to the right barely escaping the blade as it crashes to the ground. i roll away stand up and draw my two daggers, holding one in each hand. I sprint toward you leap up in the air and go to stab you. you strafe to the right and i fall to the ground i get on my knees and go to thrust a dagger into your stomach....

i grab the dagger cutting my hand and then kick you in the chest pushing you away. as you recover i see the blood on my hand and wipe it on my face and axe causing me to glow and i come at you as my axe is glowing and attack you with a double slash...

one slash hits my in the arm, removing a chunk of it. i scream "HOLY MATRIMONY" and you go ha ha ha. blood rains down onto the dirt below. this enrages me. I start to glow a deep blue and grab my other dagger. it grows into a masamune 8 feet long. i do some kool tricks with it spin it around and shit. i then jump in the air spin and bring the sword down towards your skull....

the sword slices off my left ear. you are like "oops lol" and i say "R U FUKKEN CRAZY U JUST SLICED OFF MY FUKKEN EAR I CANT HEAR ANYTHING NOW YOU FUKKEN n00b" and then i stand still silently and start casting a spell. the ground around you starts to glow a bright blue and you are hit with a blue aura from the ground and you are thrust into the air and as you are in the air i use my wind magick to fly up after you with my blazing fists

i yell wtf noob no blizzaga i freeze. i'm cold as ice my balls shrink im like yo wtf. i decide to counter your magic with some of my MAGICK (the real kind).

I summon the power of the wolves of the darkness. a giant green ball of lightning energy falls from the sky, engulfing and shocking you. you lay on the ground, you get up and jump at my throat when a giant wolf comes out of the background and sprints at you

the wolf pounces on me, his throbbing wolf penis on my face. i am disgusted at first, but then amazed at its length and girth. as it dangles above my face i begin to suc wait what were we doing again ok i stab the wolf through the head with a dagger, throwing it aside. i then tear its teeth out and fashion them onto my knuckles, which i thrust at ur face catching u off guard and knocking u 2 the ground. then i pull out my javelin and launch it at u...

the javalin shish-kabobs my left testicle. great pain shatters my presence and i fall to my knees. I pull the javelin out of my scrotum and cast cure on my tool. it heals up well enough for me to pick the wolf up and throw in at you. his giant penis whips around and smacks you in the face. you fall to the ground. i stand over your wounded body and grasp my masamune in two hands. "DEATH WILL SUCCUMB YOU" and i thrust it downward.....

brb i have to poop

ok i go into the bathroom and i sit on the toilet and i am reading a magazine and clippin my toenails as bowel movement comes out of my hindparts

ok back

the sword stabs me in the stomach and i die and you stand over me victorious but i cast life3 like five minutes agi when u werent lookin and now i am glowin red like fire or orange or whatever and my body is floating and fire engulfs me and i am born again and better than ever and i come after u and you are like "wtf" and i grab you by ur head and throw u at the wall and u are knocked out and i come at i with my scythe..............................

the scythe plunges into my spleen.

i was like yo man that's my spleen what's the deal?! i look at the gaping wound in my oblique area and gasp at its horrorness (OK). i pick up some gauze and stuff it inside and go back to work. i break ur scythe into 3. then i pick up my crossbow, load it up with bolts and let off some arrows in your general direction.

i catch the arrows except for one which plunges into my side and i scream in agony and break it out and stab you with it now do you die or give up?

the arrow plants itself deep within my right ventricle. I gasp out loud "FUCK". the tension within the arena is tightning. I fall to the ground, and go "PAT IS THE BEST." and i die.

pat is victorious. he celebrates. but my wolf comes back and lunges at his throat and bites it. two large gaping holes form in his jugular veins...

and i die, lying in a puddle of my own blood. the sunrise arrives to find both of our battered bodies, motionless, lifeless.

lol gg acpo.

gg pat

My character is called Timothy.

i cum in and come on your corpses.

VICTORY STOLEN'D

sick bastard....
thats it - ur gonna answer to my granny now bitch
*granny cleaves father brendon clean in half with a giant battle axe*
MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Just when this thread couldn't get any gayer, chopper comes along for the ride!
LITERALLY!


(glares at mrmonkeyman) Are you talking about me?
Yes.

BITCH.

Comes to kill father brendon but sees chopper has already done it. So she buys him a beer and she gets drunk.

Except you're blatantly underage, so you get thrown out and barred.
Shame.

Drunken Sephiroth comes and whacks mrmonkeyman with a beer bottle, then knocks him out and joins Sephiroth's Bride in a beer drinking contest.

Top Cat comes along and kills everyone.

LOL THREAD FAGGED FURTHER.

Seriously, my penis is HUGE.

I join in the drinking

The beer drinking contest ends with anyone who took part catatonic on a half pint.
SHAME.

*eats mrmonkeyman's head*

NO DONT EAT MRMONKEYMAN YOU'LL DIE FROM POISON.

Even Tolkien thinks this thread got retarded and he's a terrible author !

Yay I get to close a thread and insult an author way too many people wank over~