i wanna beat one until it says wark....and then eat it

Chocobos are cool...

lol.. i wana eat one and see if it taste like chicken ...

i wanna beat one until it says wark....and then eat it
Failed.

I love 'em, I'd like one. ;)

CHOCOBO'S AREN'T FOOD! AND THEY AREN'T CHICKENS EITHER! I love them, and I think their adorable...how could you eat something so cute? What did a Chocobo do to you to make you wanna eat it?

CHOCOBO'S AREN'T FOOD! AND THEY AREN'T CHICKENS EITHER! I love them, and I think their adorable...how could you eat something so cute? What did a Chocobo do to you to make you wanna eat it?
for having a bird brain. lol
btw i love to own one as a pet

Yeah, that would be so cool to have some as pets.....mine would be brown..

I'm a member from the Chocobo Knights...so..I like em! XD

Same here, that's why I don't eat em'.....I love them....

me too..and definetly picked luv em, because i do!

how could you eat something so cute?

easy, cut it up, cook it, stick it in your mouth and chew. O:]

WORDS OF POISIN!!! IT BURNS MY EARS! Think happy thoughts....go to a happy place were chocobo's run free and happy...

And were Chocbo's are safe from the mouths of people.

You could make a chocobo in real life, all you have to do is breed Big Bird with an Ostrich. What a site that would be.

only problem with that is that he'd be going around singing, "SESAME STREET"....I don't think I could take it...then for once I would kill the Chocobo....and through him into a deep river...with a heavy bag of bricks...

No eating, no killing and no beating till it says "wark", it's okay Loki don't listen to the mean person who made this thread.

i wanna eat chocobos till i shit yellow feathers

The only time I've used a chocobo is when I've had to, in VII to get across the swamp place, in FFVIII to get the Ragnarok back after time compression, and in X to get the Caladblog or whatever the hell it is...I CAN'T DO IT!!!! *cries pathetically* hate the bloody things!! some sort of weird bastard offspring of Big Bird.
And I hated Sesame Street!

Why would you want to eat a poor chocobo. I it is so cruel.

there so cute how could u even think about it, not alone actually eating one ur evil leave

They're only cute when they still have feathers and a pulse. After processing, they look delicious, smell appetizing, and taste like a lot like chicken. I'll take that over cuteness any day.

how could you eat a chocobo?...... without some seasoning?

there so cute how could u even think about it, not alone actually eating one ur evil leave

they're not real you fucking retards now piss off back to your gumdrop fortress asshole

they're not real you fucking retards now piss off back to your gumdrop fortress asshole

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Its a good thing there not real, they would probally be like chickens, dirty and shit everwhere.

Chocobo's techinically don't exist, but I bet with the right genetic sequencing, one could be made.

and Chocobos are fantastic, I love em...and I want one as a pet, though it would have to be a gold S class one :laugh:

Me too, Kemtach...Wouldnt that be awsome?

I love chocobos, and I wish I had one. I would ride it everywhere, and save on gas money. ;)

we eat sheep, cows, cute little baby cows, bunnies, baby sheep, chicken, fish, etc. why not mass produce chocobos for food, like chicken. the cost of a chicken sandwich would go down...plus, i am sure they taste like chicken, goose, duck, etc....mmmm

you'd probably have to breed them so that they get fatter. most of teh cocobos seem to be bread to run

great idea...what greens or nut would you need to breed meat-yeilding chocobos?

Personally, I love chocobos, why would anyone want to kill one?!?

I eat mine with a spoon!

same reason why anyone would want to kill a cow...fast food.

How do i make my own thing like you know Chocobo knight?

well, i wouldn't want to eat one, but i love them ^_^

I would ride one then i'd hear the chocobo theme on my mp3 player
then one from X or FF7 then i would make'em sprint faster then
a tornado! :D

they're not real you fucking retards now piss off back to your gumdrop fortress asshole

Taking this a little TOO seriously arn't we? It's nice to pretend. Mine would be black. The black ones can fly (in Tactics) :eye: :notgood:
:angel:

Of course I'm fond of chocobos, I'm the master of chocobos after all. I even have my own personal gold chocobo that takes me anywhere I want to go.

I also own a chocobo ranch.