Track List
1. Barbra Streisand gets mad when her headphones don't work.
2. Elton John reads a vulgar commercial for the Pink Pussycat Boutique.
3. Tiny Tim sings "Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year".
4. Laverne Baker & Jackie Wilson sing a dirty version of their song "Think Twice".
5. William Shatner tells the story about the time Koko the Gorilla grabbed his balls.
6. A "medley" of Bing Crosby messing up songs and then cursing.
7. Dean Martin sings "I Enjoy Being a F*g".
8. A "medley" of Elvis Presley substituting curse words for the lyrics in his songs.
9. Lenny Bruce gets arrested while performing on stage.
10. Jim Morrison throws a fit during a Doors concert.
11. Hank Williams, Jr. performs an angry, drunken rendition of "Family Tradition" on stage.
12. Linda McCartney's ear-shattering background vocals are isolated during a live performance of husband Paul's "Hey Jude".
13. Brian Wilson performs an embarrassingly bad live version of "Barbara Ann".
14. Venom's vapid between-song drivel at one of their concerts is heard, with the songs cut out.
15. James Brown gives an incoherent interview where he mostly just repeats titles of his songs.
16. Stevie Nicks puts too much thought into singing "Happy Birthday"
17. Baseball manager Lee Elia rants about Chicago Cubs fans.
18. ABC boot announcer Ernie Anderson breakups.
19. Sammy Petrillo makes very funny crank phone calls.
20. William Conrad curses while recording the radio show Gunsmoke.
21. Jack Benny performs at a Friars Club Roast.
22. Milton Berle and writer.
Unless otherwise stated, the rest of the clips are from various Roasts:
23. Dean Martin cracks joke about Wilt Chamberlain.
24. Ken Berry at a Dean Martin Roast.
25. Jackie Gayle at a Dean Martin Roast.
26. Flip Wilson and Jack E. Leonard roast Don Rickles.
27. Jackie Vernon roasts Don Rickles.
28. Ed Sullivan at a Friars Club Roast.
29. Johnny Carson roasts Don Rickles.
30. Pat Paulsen roasts Don Rickles.
31. William B. Williams roasts Don Rickles.
32. Norm Crosby roasts Don Rickles.
33. Don Rickles on race relations.
34. Toastmaster General George Jessel.
35. Red Buttons roasts Humphrey Bogart.
36. Lauren Bacall roasts Humphrey Bogart.
37. Alan King roasts Humphrey Bogart.
38. Charles Coburn roasts Humphrey Bogart.
39. Maurice Chevalier roasts Humphrey Bogart.
40. Unknown.
41. Phil Silvers on Milton Berle's cock.
42. Unknown.
43. Jan Murray roasts Humphrey Bogart.
44. George Burns at a Friars Club Roast.
45. Art Linkletter at a Friars Club Roast.
46. Freddie Roman roasts Phyllis Diller.
47. Jack Carter at a Friars Club Roast.
48. Phyllis Diller at a Friars Club Roast.
49. Edgar Bergen at a Friars Club Roast.
50. Jack Benny at a Friars Club Roast.
51. Rob Reiner roasts Billy Crystal.
52. Garry Shandling roasts Billy Crystal.
53. Norm Crosby roasts Billy Crystal.
54. Buddy Hackett roasts Billy Crystal.
55. Rob Reiner roasts Billy Crystal.
56. Robin Williams roasts Billy Crystal.
57. John Byner roasts Billy Crystal.
58. Pat Cooper roasts Billy Crystal.
59. Alan King roasts Billy Crystal.
60. Rob Reiner roasts Billy Crystal.
61. Billy Crystal responds.
62. Milton Berle and writer.

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Scott

Interesting, thanks!

Happy new year and thank you! Would you have Volume 3, please?

Happy new year and thank you! Would you have Volume 3, please?

No, but I know where to get Vols. 2.9 & 3. Sit tight and Happy New Year to you, Lupine!

No, but I know where to get Vols. 2.9 & 3. Sit tight and Happy New Year to you, Lupine!

I went through at least 3 copies of Volume 3, all of them defective. Everyone who's selling copies are charging in the triple digits, which is insane!

I went through at least 3 copies of Volume 3, all of them defective. Everyone who's selling copies are charging in the triple digits, which is insane!

Here you go: Thread 198438

CORRECTIONS TO YOUR TRACK LIST:


Track 13: Brian Wilson (and Ringo Starr) perform an embarrassingly bad live version of "Barbara Ann".

Track 40: Comedian Lou Holtz talks about Maurice Chevalier and himself.

Track 42: Comedian Gene Baylos compliments Humphrey Bogart and slams toastmaster Red Buttons.

Track 55: Rob Reiner reads a telegram from David Letterman

Track 60: Rob Reiner's X-rated musical salute to Billy Crystal (Marc Shaiman, co-writer & piano)



Capt

^^^ Like he said.