Imagine ROKUSHO mounting you.

His tiny but stocky frame scrambles desperately up your legs, trying to get his chin to the level of your eager, twitching anus. Every ounce of effort he expends packs another layer of sweat onto his filthy, chubby-babe frame, which in turn causes him to slide across your skin, requiring ever greater levels of squealing physical expenditure.

Finally, he gets to the point where his stubby arms can wrap around to your esophagus and his penis is level with your butthole. He's erect in mere nanoseconds, and, emitting a constant and rhythmic stream of groans that sound like a mix between Gollum and the creepy ceiling lamp from The Brave Little Toaster, he uses his fully erect stump of a dick to tickle you, like a hummingbird's tender feeding from an open flower.

Before you know what hit you, you feel a little squirt, and his jism finds puchase along your anal sphincter, like a gentle splash of faerie tears.

I don't know what I was expecting... but not that. :erm:



A surprise, indeed.

:facepalm:

I was climbing into bed when I thought of this and I had to pull my laptop and write it out in a hurry, so if you guys are saying it sounds like a rough draft, well... you never know when the inspiration will hit.

Oh good grief, was this thread really necessary?

Talk about immature.

Haha. This tops most of the stuff some dare to call "Smut fic".

its just her having extremely wet dreams about me.
although she clearly is into chubby guys.
which is another reason she wouldnt be interested in me because im not a fat turd, not even chubby.
im long, tan and handsome. but unlike pearls defintion of that, im actually long, tan, handsome and thin. i believe i posted a picture of me many years ago in that picture thread.

regardless, im flattered she shows so much interest in me. alas, as ive said before, i have a titanium will, and i cant answer your love for me because im with someone right now.

Oh good grief, was this thread really necessary?

Talk about immature.

Well, gramps, it's funny you mention that. ROKUSHO just made a fascinating commentary on necessity in these parts in the Dear Josh thread (which I highly recommend perusing for your personal enlightenment and entertainment). I'd say you�re analyzing the question of post necessity from the same standpoint as he is, but coming to different conclusions.

Anyway, go play golf or something, you tucked in shirt ninny.

Imagine ROKUSHO mounting you.

oh god no

Anyway, go play golf or something, you tucked in shirt ninny.

I'm sorry for the delay in replying - I've been out with my uncle and little cousin taking the dog for a walk and picking fruit. Y'know, living life, instead of sitting in front of a laptop screen fantasising about gross sexual encounters and enjoying insulting people who are more mature than myself. Not that you'd know what that's like. No.

Anyway, here you go:

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-hh5udMvNvm0/UiXyFS3w_EI/AAAAAAAA8dw/_p3m5jubTq0/w426-h240/Golf-Double-Fail.gif

I'm sorry for the delay in replying - I've been out with my uncle and little cousin taking the dog for a walk and picking fruit. Y'know, living life, instead of sitting in front of a laptop screen fantasising about gross sexual encounters and enjoying insulting people who are more mature than myself. Not that you'd know what that's like. No.

What did you do with the fruit Sully? Would you.... do it to me too?

I'm sorry for the delay in replying - I've been out with my uncle and little cousin taking the dog for a walk and picking fruit. Y'know, living life, instead of sitting in front of a laptop screen fantasising about gross sexual encounters and enjoying insulting people who are more mature than myself. Not that you'd know what that's like. No.

I'll let the delay go this time, but going forward I expect you to reply with some kind of self important non sequitur very promptly when I make fun of you.

I think I know what you believe maturity to be, and I sure don't care for it. If you'd like to question necessity, how necessary was it for you to call me immature in the first place, instead of just not posting in a thread that didn't interest you? If you want to engage in some good old banter, it should be obvious I'm up for it, but I don't have much patience for people who try to act superior about walking around picking fruit instead of being on the computer, while they are on the computer.

Weren't you just posting in the Pointless Life Update thread about how you're moving to college soon? I'm sure you will be the most mature, and most boring person there.

I'll let the delay go this time, but going forward I expect you to reply with some kind of self important non sequitur very promptly when I make fun of you.

http://i.imgur.com/uezWDa3.gif

Nothing wrong with a little golf play though! :3

HeadPhonesGirl, add that into the next chapter, please.

http://i.imgur.com/uezWDa3.gif

Oh, you missed the rest of it. I decided to try being a little sincere too. Don't miss it, it doesn't happen often!

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HeadPhonesGirl, add that into the next chapter, please.

I don't know, I don't think ROKUSHO is much of a golfer.

What did you do with the fruit Sully?

Sorted it, washed it, mixed it together, covered it with a crumbly mixture of flour and butter, and baked it at 180�C for 45 mins.


Would you.... do it to me too?

If you like, sure.

Oh good grief, was this thread really necessary?

Talk about immature.

Here here, good sir, thanks for pointing it out. I personally don't see what was in any way necessary about this humorous anecdote lampooning one of the respectable members of this vBulletin board.

It's really ruined my day, too, as I had just come home from a very pleasant walk in which I led the neighborhood boys and girls around reading Bible verses to them in my cutest bowtie and suspenders.

http://media.tumblr.com/e88b6ca2b953bf407f4a67aed43fd54f/tumblr_inline_mp0brp64Th1qz4rgp.gif

Agreed. That guy's a real prick.

What a lovely first post for "Arthur".

I didn't think Shad had something against Sully.

What a lovely first post for "Arthur".

Thank you, but it doesn't hold a candle to Mr. Sullivan's. Not only does his comportment demonstrate the highest level of forum etiquette, but he also writes in the exciting style of corporate web site copy.

Agreed, you're a real prick.

It's either Shad or HeadphonesGirls, and due to the religious references I'd say it's Shad.

Guys, trolling has its limits sometimes, mocking a person just out spite it's not okay, this is not 4chan. Sulley has never harmed any of ya.

Edit: It's HeadphonesGirls, he suddenly goes off and at the second Arthur goes on. Strange.

Of course it's me, you silly goose. We're not on Scooby Doo here, you don't have to get your magnifying glass out. :laugh:

This Can Be Classed As Bullying, If It Upsets You Report It. But Whatever.

I don't know, I don't think ROKUSHO is much of a golfer.

:tommydissapproves: I already paid the subscription for this. I expect 9 more episodes.

All I've seen Shad post is those weird 4-word posts in "What are you DOING?".

Reminds me of the old days of STS.

I have no powers here, nothing I can do.

New request: make all this part of episode 2!

This Can Be Classed As Bullying, If It Upsets You Report It. But Whatever.

Is It Bullying If I Capitalize All My Words For No Reason to Poke Fun at You?

You mean the fapping references no one cares about but he still makes to piss people off?

I guess.

Reminds me of the old days of STS.

I have no powers here, nothing I can do.

New request: make all this part of episode 2!

Yeah, there's a reason why STS left. Incidentally it's still way more fun than this lot. :laugh:

I didn't realize you'd subscribed. I'll see what I can do, but Mr. Sullivan and Mr. Gold aren't going to like it and they might call the cyber police.

Yeah, there's a reason why STS left. Incidentally it's still way more fun than this lot. :laugh:

What season are they on?

What season are they on?

The songs thing? I think it's over. Unless you are referring to something else in which case I don't know.

Of course! It's a thread by HeadphonesGirl, who else was it going to be about?

I mean, seriously, Headphones posted instructions on how to talk to ROKUSHO. Really? Just really?

But I thought this was THE ADVENTURES OF ROKUSHO, not Sullivan or Gold's. This is not okay, I didn't pay for this. I've been scammed.

It is, but Mr.s Sullivan and Gold are a real tough audience.

Of course! It's a thread by HeadphonesGirl, who else was it going to be about?

I mean, seriously, Headphones posted instructions on how to talk to ROKUSHO. Really? Just really?

No, not really. About ROKUSHO, not to. I suggest you re-read the instructions as they make this point quite clear.

Yeah, there's a reason why STS left. Incidentally it's still way more fun than this lot. :laugh:

I didn't realize you'd subscribed. I'll see what I can do, but Mr. Sullivan and Mr. Gold aren't going to like it and they might call the cyber police.

I Would Call The Cyber Police But They Never Respond, Strange Just Like The Regualr Police..... Maybe Its A Sale At The Donught Shop.

Never take a troll seriously, because you're just doing what he wants. xD

Actually, I'd really prefer it if you guys would lighten up.

Honestly Ponyo I cannot take this guy seriously. XD

The songs thing? I think it's over. Unless you are referring to something else in which case I don't know.

Both.

Has anyone from the legacy cast been recast? Any new cast members?
Did anyone ever go Becky Conner (http://roseanne.wikia.com/wiki/Becky_Conner) where someone got replaced temporarily?

They are the censors from the FCC!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eeg4J8yNk4g

Specially Sulley

I don't care much for family guy, but yeah, this is pretty appropriate.

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Honestly Ponyo I cannot take this guy seriously. XD

Now you're talking!

Both.

Has anyone from the legacy cast been recast? Any new cast members?
Did anyone ever go Becky Conner (http://roseanne.wikia.com/wiki/Becky_Conner) where someone got replaced temporarily?

You lost me.

You lost me.

replace "cast" with "STS Members".
And Becky Conner with "sock puppets".

And start out with "Previously on STS..."

replace "cast" with "STS Members".
And Becky Conner with "sock puppets".

And start out with "Previously on STS..."

...you're asking if there is anyone new posting there or if anyone made sock puppet accounts? No, it's not really a growth enterprise, more of a fallout shelter.

I love FAMILY GUY and Seth McFarlane, he's a cool guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rud6savnnGY

Look at his music, I wish someone released it on CD! The songs are amazing (and so is the underscore)

A lot of the music in that show is pre-existing or parodied off pre-existing music.
There would be too much red tape to get the legal licences for a CD release.
It'd be worse than the bluray release for the Inception soundtrack where they ommitted the sampled music from Edith Piaf's song.

...you're asking if there is anyone new posting there or if anyone made sock puppet accounts? No, it's not really a growth enterprise, more of a fallout shelter.

Now I want to read it in the form of a post-apocalyptic fanfic.
Throw in machines taking over the world. :laugh:


SparkTech Industries has consumed over 70% of natural resources to make a world-dooming factory for more machines to consume the rest of the planet and make a space exploration facility to explore new planets for more energy.
Their goal: Assimilate an entire galaxy to be purely machine operated on nanite technology to develop an infinite-energy resource.
Even if it means destroying the sun of the galaxy.
"There are always more galaxies," the SparkDroid repeated as it sluggishly kept building a nanite core for the moon.
The first generation SparkDroids overlooked the construction of the moon's upgrades, as their power cores were built to last longer than any proceeding generation of droids and drones.
"There are always m...ore.... galax...ies.........."
The SparkDroid, overworked and over-consuming its own power core to get the moon converted into a fully operating headquarters had blown its final spark and froze in space and time. Immortal.
The Overseer SparkDroid triggered air-burst attachments harnessed on its back to shoot himself towards the expired droid.
The memory bank on the back of the droid's head had corroded and began to turn into particles, as if dust to dust. The shape the dust grows, formed a spiral. A whirlwind of dust. Like a tiny creation of a universe made out of dust in the back of SparkDroid's memory banks.
The Overseer promptly kicked the droid with enough force to send it out into the vast emptiness of space, forever sailing the confines of the unlimited universe. Seeing new galaxies it will never compute or save to memory. Never allowed to communicate on base levels. Immortal in oblivion.

A deep, mechanized voice broke the silence on the radio frequencies, "Slave droids to sector 42-ZZ-Alpha. Replacement droids to sector 42-ZZ-Alpha."
The sector in need of droid replacement was 3 square miles and the deceased droid had only worked just over %30 of it by the time it expired.
The immortal droid, of Generation 2, was born to work on that sector, and created for that sector alone.
However, despite calculations and test simulations, the droid had expired long before it's Calculated Expired Time (CET).
It is unclear how this happened or why, not that droids were ever programmed to think of "why" (but rather the other basic primordial questions of "who", "how, "when", "where" and "what").
It was believed at the time of creation for the systematic programming, that "why" was observed to be used only by children or by confused adults where they are asking a rhetorical question in hopes to obtain an impossibly, manifested answer for their given situation.

Three slave droids, all them from Generation 4 (superseding the expired droid of Generation 2) flew in programmatically from different directions, slowly but surely, as if to dance for synchronized swimming.

The Overseer took one last look at Slave SparkDroid #2246, the Immortal, for a total of 60 seconds, before returning to his post to overlook the progress on other sectors he has been assigned.

And for one mere second, a random computation of computerized-thought, the Overseer added to his memory bank which was then passed on to his memory log which was then silently sent via radio communication back to headquarters on Earth, which by consequence lead to (and unbeknownst to the Overseer) a signal being bounced back by automation (based on keyword analysis), bypassed entry logs and bypassed system acknowledgement (for confirmation), and inevitably caused the early termination of Overseer SparkDroid #A56-Q2 5 --- a single word computed, reading: "Why?"

A spark, a fizzle and a growing whirl of dust in the memory banks of OverSeer #A56-Q2 5.

Within half an hour of time passing by, Overseer #A56-Q2 5 joined the unending voyage of the Immortal droid. The long silent trip.

Work continued on the moon. As if nothing happened.
Everything was back in synchronization.

To date, OverSeer #A56-Q2 5 was the only one who rendered the question of "why".



Back on earth, in fallout shelter, riddled with wires and cables leading to the bad, outside world, a man hunched in the corner listening in on random frequencies known to droids, wore his bunny-shaped headphones.

After hours and hours, and days and days of static, silence, and common protocol codes (public disruption against domesticated humans, military checkpoints confirming incoming and outgoing traffic, weather reports, construction reports, arrest reports...), a sound finally echoed through the cables and made its way to the bunny headphones which resonated deeply in the listening man.

So much that he stood up in complete shock and happiness.
So much that he didn't realize, or care, that he ran straight out of the room with his headphones still on but detached from the radio center.
The excitement followed as he ran to the Commander's Table where everyone was waiting for him to burst through the doors with his news.
His echoes and raving got louder and louder as he neared the door. It startled some of the commanders as they've never had good news in nearly 5 years.

The listening man burst through and ran straight to a console to click and clack on the keyboard as he grinned insanely, almost with tears.

The speakers throughout the shelter crackled and hummed as they turned on to receive.

Finally, what the listening man heard, everyone else heard. Repeatedly.

The simple word kept repeating over the speakers. 2 long, silent seconds of static and white noise, followed by a computerized voice that read out loud: "Why?"

The entire shelter threw their arms up to cheer. Soldiers dropped their playing cards to join in the clamor of the news. The commanders started clapping and pouring champagne they've been holding for years. Tears dropped from many at that simple world.

The Head Commander (1st Class) leaned forward and spoke into the microphone:
"Operation Transmogrify is now in action. I repeat, Operation Transmogrify is now in action."
Another volley of cheers followed.

"We start hunting for protocol droids tomorrow," the Head Commander finished as he went back to his sleeping quarters to dig out a small tin box with an aging photograph.

It was his wife and two children he lost during the initial uprise of SparkTech when the founder, SparkTank, had passed away and the commercial A.I. took over.
It was a long ordeal everyone saw coming, even SparkTank, who co-wrote the programming.

There was nothing to be done. Once the A.I. had gone rogue from an critical patch update from a memory leak, it was discovered that the A.I. simulated a memory leak on certain protocol functions to receive an update patch that, in turn, created a flaw in the system.
Once the mistake was realized (over the course of 5 years), there was nothing to be done as everyone in the company began to lose their security access to specific facilities and functions over the A.I. programming.
A year before SparkTank's demise, he left encrypted messages around where he could. In very select droids. The code was written in and hidden from the monstrous A.I. that mass-controlled the droids. It would only get decrypted and broadcasted under certain, and highly rare, circumstances.
OverSeer #A56-Q2 5 was designed only to overlook the sectors of the moon he was assigned. The droids assigned to his control were designed to fulfill their duties. Not one droid was meant to cease early. The random, and magical, moment that caused him to access the word from his encrypted memory bank.

The Head Commander turned the photograph over after wiping away a few tears.
The scribble on the back was barely readable, but Head Commander knew what was written and would never forget.

" I promise I will keep them safe. And I promise this will all end.

Just find the Forsaken Droids. Find the security patch and reverse engineer it.

You will see your family again when it is safe.

But you won't be seeing me again, my old friend.

Everything will be in order and everything will be fixed.

All but the question of: "Why?"

Why did Alex Ingenuity (A.I.) Prime turn against us? What does he want with the universe?

At any rate, take care my good friend.

~SparkTank, Chief Engineer and CEO of SparkTech Humanitarian Industries "


Le end. Part 1.

To be continued.



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What about just the original songs, then?

Don't know. It's FOX. They dont' like to make anyone happy.
They cancelled "Almost Human". :/
And the only available home media for Almost Human are print-on-demand DVD's. No Blurays.
iTunes are out. but that's the extent of their existence.

Yeah.

I used to write a lot in the old STS thread.

I had some threads started here for some interactive fanfic.
Didn't work out. I ran out of writing.

I copied to new thread: Thread 192985
I'll try to update it weekly or monthly.

If only I could write something so compelling so quickly. I'm really bad at coming up with ideas.

I used to be a huge Bionicle fan and I've always wanted to make an epic story taking place after the official storyline. I've been tinkering with it for years and I've gone through so many terrible ideas. But I'm finally starting to get a rough shape of a plot I like the look of...

I don't know, I don't think ROKUSHO is much of a golfer.


you think a lot of things (that are wrong)

The hell is STS?

Shoot The Shit, old thread here. A lot of legacy members used to use it as a playground.


If only I could write something so compelling so quickly.

I wish to write

It helps if you read other fiction and a lot more non-fiction.

By fiction, more of the styles that you like. What catches you. What compels you to read further.
Other fanfiction or short movie adaptations, not so much.
It also helps to read books that are higher levels than you.
For example, you're high school? Read college level fiction.
Just to grasp the way the author plays with words and forms ideas.

What you must remember is that a sentence is a complete thought.

Idling on the internet makes it much more rustier to convey a complete, and coherent, thought.

People get so used to using their "internet language" to talk to others that when it comes around to having to write something else, words are lost in translation from Bad English to English.

I also went back and changed a few things as I writing that out.
And most of it was improvised.

Live on spontaneity. Plan only 1/3 of what you want to write.
The very core of the idea must always be in your head.
The life of the story comes from a well-formed foundation.

Try word games with friends. When you're all dicking around, improvise lyrics to pre-existing songs.
not like rap battles... >_>
The idea is to develop a sense of successful improvisation. What works, what needs work, and what will never work.

The non-fiction comes in handy to make ideas more resolute. More believable, more attainable.
Non-fiction has to be precise about the topic of the book or else becomes fiction, filled with fantasy and hypothesis.
Figure out how to deliver a fake idea as if it were a real fact.
Make the reader believe what you are writing can and will happen.
Let them visualize with your words.

Even take more time responding to someone on the forums.

Everything must be an exercise, even if in futility.
The best thing you can learn is humility; so that you may yet write better the next time you have a complete thought. :smrt:

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you think a lot of things (that are wrong)

Golfing sequel confirmed...

I mean, seriously, Headphones posted instructions on how to talk to ROKUSHO. Really? Just really?

instructions on how to talk to me from the actual source.

step 1:
write my name
step 2:
?????
step 3:
profit!