I searched on Google about Country Crock flammable.

If I wash clothes that had Country Crock butter on them and then put them in the dryer, would that be dangerous?


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I don't know, but I learned from this conversation that it's dangerous to wear diapers you found in the trash. Thank god I read it before doing some dumpster diaper diving.

I don't know, but I learned from this conversation that it's dangerous to wear diapers you found in the trash. Thank god I read it before doing some dumpster diaper diving.



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Is that a... what horrible forum is that?? Can there be such a thing as a diaper fetish forum? Or don't I want to know?

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Alex Chaplin feels that smells like Shoot The Shit but it ain't Shoot The Shit.

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Alex Chaplin feels these following folks aren't particularly safe.
Alex Chaplin likes to consider it an exquisite form of population control. :D

I don't know, but I learned from this conversation that it's dangerous to wear diapers you found in the trash. Thank god I read it before doing some dumpster diaper diving.




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Is that a... what horrible forum is that?? Can there be such a thing as a diaper fetish forum? Or don't I want to know?

I thought everybody knew about pamperchu.....he's got cancer now btw

Here's a safety tip: don't try to break your window if you're on the 24th floor.

(From 6 People Who Died in Order to Prove a Retarded Point (http://www.cracked.com/article_16760_6-people-who-died-in-order-to-prove-retarded-point.html))

Garry Hoy

What He Tried to Prove:

That high rise glass is unbreakable, and that the universe has no sense of irony.

The Method:

Garry Hoy was a lawyer from Toronto, Canada, whose claim to fame is being the punch-line for every single "famous last words" joke ever made. Those last words pertained to how the glass windows of his 24th storey office in the Toronto-Dominion Centre were "unbreakable."

You can see where this is going.

What He Actually Proved:

As you may have guessed (you veritable Sherlock Holmes, you!), Garry tested his little theory by slamming his body up against the glass. He burst through the window and plunged to his death, leaving a group of nervous interns either freaking the hell out, or fervently writing down a "famous last words" joke, depending on how much of a callous asshole they were.

What is shocking about this story is that the window gave way on his second attempt. Apparently Garry was unable to rest after having risked his life just one time. We can imagine how the scene went down:

Garry: "These windows are unbreakable, kids!"

[General laughter.]

Garry: "No really, check this out. Don't try this at home, kids."

[Garry hurls himself at the glass to shocked cries. The glass holds, and raucous applause erupts from the interns.]

Garry: "Hold your applause. I'm not satisfied with having proved the strength of this glass just once."

[Garry's face turns dark.]

Garry: "Let's see what you're really made of, glass."

[Garry gets a 30 foot running start and launches himself, Superman style, through the glass. This time, the window gives way and sends him plunging to his death.]

"Ha ha! Take that, glass! Oh wait. Shit!"

Perhaps the best (or worst, if you value human life) part about this story is that it wasn't actually the glass that broke - the window pane popped out, and is the reason he fell to his death.

So, in a way, Garry actually did prove his point, though we figure it won't be much consolation to his family. Still, wherever he is right now, he's probably fist-pumping and saying something along the lines of "in your face!"

I thought everybody knew about pamperchu.....he's got cancer now btw

Turns out the microwave may kill most viruses, but not cancer. :/

Alex Chaplin thinks it's reasonably safe to get a second opinion before making a final decision on your company logo.

01 Arlington Pediatric Center


02 Sun Rise Sushi


03 Kid's Exchange


04 A Catholic Church Youth Group O_o


05 Locum.

Fuck, I haven't laughed that hard in ages. I needed that after Game of Thrones. Thanks, guys.

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I searched on Google about Country Crock flammable.

If I wash clothes that had Country Crock butter on them and then put them in the dryer, would that be dangerous?

Okay, here's the first thing you do: watch Fight Club. No, seriously. Tyler Durden gives a very cogent, concise and complete explanation of the importance of soap to human civilization.

You see, when you wash clothes, you use laundry detergent, which is soap with an attitude. Soap breaks down fats. Country Crock is mostly fat, synthetic fat at that and contains a great deal of energy. (It's also the most aptly named butter substitute ever. You're better off melting the plastic container and spreading it on your bread.) So if you put a match to a container of CC it will burn.

However, since you are hopefully using soap when you do laundry, the aforementioned detergent will break down the fat. No fat, no flames. (Unless you haven't cleaned out the lint trap.)

My advice is switch to real butter which is much healthier for you as it comes from a natural source, that being cows. CC is, like Frankenstein's monster, made in the lab. And we all know how that ended: angry villagers, pitchforks and torches.

Of course, it allows ends that way.