Well, folks... It's official!

Aeris and Red XIII made babies!

http://storage.msn.com/s1pZ8pl_R1n1zE9Z3EDTyeQIUWV3jVxegJBPtkdYPyth6J2xqU aVBFSJkMf8HFSF2cswIBr-noUNKZQp20cJm49YQ/00.jpg?MdToken=3245593372317729

Now, thanks to Hojo, the ancient Cetra civilization will live on! As little puppies!

NOTE: The end of FFVII = product of Aeris + RED XII

OK then...

Yeah right! :(

I dont think so...

hahaha well i think it is funny

Thanks.

I do too. =)

Hahahahaha that fucking rocks.

official eh? yeah right.

Man Huntress Krystle, you can't even take a joke.

and you're too shallow.

It's so stupid its funny ( although Hojo did want to cross brede Aeris and Red o.0 )

It's so stupid its funny ( although Hojo did want to cross brede Aeris and Red o.0 )

I think that was the whole point with both bits of your statement

This is weird...

Man Huntress Krystle, you can't even take a joke.

She probably can, but maybe she prefers funny ones, you know? :rolleyes:

She probably can, but maybe she prefers funny ones, you know? :rolleyes:

:laugh:

:laugh:


LOLOL indeed

This is weird...
Kinda like yer name?


Heh. But no, I'm serious! Look at ALL the evidence! They ARE the official couple! Jesus, haven't any of you fools played the game before?

this thread is crazy^_^

She probably can, but maybe she prefers funny ones, you know? :rolleyes:
Bitch, you don't know a funny joke when you see one. Go back to sleep.

Well, folks... It's official!

Aeris and Red XIII made babies!

http://storage.msn.com/s1pZ8pl_R1n1zE9Z3EDTyeQIUWV3jVxegJBPtkdYPyth6J2xqU aVBFSJkMf8HFSF2cswIBr-noUNKZQp20cJm49YQ/00.jpg?MdToken=3245593372317729

Now, thanks to Hojo, the ancient Cetra civilization will live on! As little puppies!

NOTE: The end of FFVII = product of Aeris + RED XII


I am scarred for life now. o.O

I am scarred for life now. o.O
Sucks for you.

If you drew that pic, good job on her hair, though.

Please let this madness end!!! For the love of God...

Bitch, you don't know a funny joke when you see one. Go back to sleep.

I agree...::cough::

LOL! Well done Dru, its funny as hell! Why are some people so bloody tetchy on this site?

Sorry, guys, I guess I just have a different type of sense of humor. ;)

lol =)

Tell us a joke, Lunatic High VII.

It's really not jokes, that make me laugh, it's sarcasm, and puns :)

It was just made out of fun. To me it also seems a mock to both the TifaxCloud and the AerisxCloud threads and a great mock at that.

what next Barret and Yuffie?

And of course you'd have to make a triangle out of it by including Godo.

what next Barret and Yuffie?

No, that's boring. The true couple is Cloud and Barret of course. :laugh:

No way. We all know that Barret had a thing for Cid.

No, that's boring. The true couple is Cloud and Barret of course. :laugh:

:laugh:

No it's AerithxSeph

He carried me into the house, upstairs, and into his bedroom. He laid me on his bed. I was so unprepared for this, and I was prepared. I confused myself so many times. I was submissive to Sephiroth. True that I only just met him, but it feels like I've known him for a lifetime. Sephiroth placed kisses down my throat, on my lips, and I responded back, kissing his lips, and moaning in anticipation. I started to unbutton his shirt, and slipped it off of his built, sexy physique. He unbuttoned my top and I was sort of afraid, but then again I've always waited for a moment like this. I was wearing a pink miniskirt, but I could pretty much fuck a guy in it. Namely Sephiroth. Of course I'd never had sex before, so this was my first time. Sephiroth asked me and I'd answered, yes, that I'd never had sex before, and then he asked if I was nervous. I shook my head and took a breath. He unzipped my skirt, from the bottom up. It was way different from any skirt, the zipper was at the bottom, so yes, you could see how I could easily have sex in it. Oh whatever. I insisted on Sephiroth just removing it, and I shifted my hips so he could move the skirt off. I wore a corset, to tell you the truth. I'd had sexual indulges, but nothing so far enough as to lose my virginity. The corset pushed my breasts up, my creamy yet tan breasts right there, with only the cloth of my corset separating them from Sephiroth. He felt through the corset for my nipples, and when he did, he rubbed one in a circular motion with his thumb, and suckled through my corset with his mouth. I moaned. Sephiroth lifted his head up to look at me. "I didn't know you were that kinda girl," he said to me. "Surprised?" I asked. "No, you're just a sexy bombshell." he responded. I surrendered myself to him, and he turned me so that I was laying on my stomach. He unlaced the corset I was wearing and slipped it off me from the top down. It was off me, and I was fully naked. Sephiroth then took off his pants, then his boxers, leaving him nude as well. He turned me around. Damn that sexy physique. He had an 8-pack, that I kept staring at. 'Sexy' I thought. I didn't even get a look at his manhood, not yet at least.

no your all wrong. its tifa and palmer

No it's AerithxSeph

He carried me into the house, upstairs, and into his bedroom. He laid me on his bed. I was so unprepared for this, and I was prepared. I confused myself so many times. I was submissive to Sephiroth. True that I only just met him, but it feels like I've known him for a lifetime. Sephiroth placed kisses down my throat, on my lips, and I responded back, kissing his lips, and moaning in anticipation. I started to unbutton his shirt, and slipped it off of his built, sexy physique. He unbuttoned my top and I was sort of afraid, but then again I've always waited for a moment like this. I was wearing a pink miniskirt, but I could pretty much fuck a guy in it. Namely Sephiroth. Of course I'd never had sex before, so this was my first time. Sephiroth asked me and I'd answered, yes, that I'd never had sex before, and then he asked if I was nervous. I shook my head and took a breath. He unzipped my skirt, from the bottom up. It was way different from any skirt, the zipper was at the bottom, so yes, you could see how I could easily have sex in it. Oh whatever. I insisted on Sephiroth just removing it, and I shifted my hips so he could move the skirt off. I wore a corset, to tell you the truth. I'd had sexual indulges, but nothing so far enough as to lose my virginity. The corset pushed my breasts up, my creamy yet tan breasts right there, with only the cloth of my corset separating them from Sephiroth. He felt through the corset for my nipples, and when he did, he rubbed one in a circular motion with his thumb, and suckled through my corset with his mouth. I moaned. Sephiroth lifted his head up to look at me. "I didn't know you were that kinda girl," he said to me. "Surprised?" I asked. "No, you're just a sexy bombshell." he responded. I surrendered myself to him, and he turned me so that I was laying on my stomach. He unlaced the corset I was wearing and slipped it off me from the top down. It was off me, and I was fully naked. Sephiroth then took off his pants, then his boxers, leaving him nude as well. He turned me around. Damn that sexy physique. He had an 8-pack, that I kept staring at. 'Sexy' I thought. I didn't even get a look at his manhood, not yet at least.

and i'm the one with no life she says...

I think dru is a genius.
if cloud and the gang weren't there to stop them and if maybe red XIII was a horny guy, man aeris would have been fucked.
oh shit...i made a funny.

hahahahahhaha thats so funny i bet cloud would be so jelous would be good soap opera "a afiar with a cat"

possibly,"ahem"

so you're saying those babies nanaki had at the ending are aeris children?????

OH SO THAT'S IT.

God the real couple were right in front of your noses....It's obviously Barret and Elmyra, Both are good with kids, Elmyra understands Barrets decision, Barret trust her with 'his' daughter... what more evidence do you need!

No, that's boring. The true couple is Cloud and Barret of course. :laugh:
ewww sick!!!!!!what next cloud and zack?

ewww sick!!!!!!what next cloud and zack?

How about a threesome between Cloud, Zack and Sephiroth :laugh:

Try CaitSithxRedXIII!

ewww sick!!!!!!what next cloud and zack?

Yeah, why not. Take a look at some hentai and you'll see them as a couple. :laugh:

no no no.....rufus and scarlet are the true couple of ff7

Well how about some big orgy with all the characters. Then ur all happy =-O

Off topic -
If you drew that pic, good job on her hair, though.

I think u'll find its a photo... =)

how bout arith and tifa ou hot!


"There is no time for peace
there is no time for forgiveness
There is only war"

No it's AerithxSeph

He carried me into the house, upstairs, and into his bedroom. He laid me on his bed. I was so unprepared for this, and I was prepared. I confused myself so many times. I was submissive to Sephiroth. True that I only just met him, but it feels like I've known him for a lifetime. Sephiroth placed kisses down my throat, on my lips, and I responded back, kissing his lips, and moaning in anticipation. I started to unbutton his shirt, and slipped it off of his built, sexy physique. He unbuttoned my top and I was sort of afraid, but then again I've always waited for a moment like this. I was wearing a pink miniskirt, but I could pretty much fuck a guy in it. Namely Sephiroth. Of course I'd never had sex before, so this was my first time. Sephiroth asked me and I'd answered, yes, that I'd never had sex before, and then he asked if I was nervous. I shook my head and took a breath. He unzipped my skirt, from the bottom up. It was way different from any skirt, the zipper was at the bottom, so yes, you could see how I could easily have sex in it. Oh whatever. I insisted on Sephiroth just removing it, and I shifted my hips so he could move the skirt off. I wore a corset, to tell you the truth. I'd had sexual indulges, but nothing so far enough as to lose my virginity. The corset pushed my breasts up, my creamy yet tan breasts right there, with only the cloth of my corset separating them from Sephiroth. He felt through the corset for my nipples, and when he did, he rubbed one in a circular motion with his thumb, and suckled through my corset with his mouth. I moaned. Sephiroth lifted his head up to look at me. "I didn't know you were that kinda girl," he said to me. "Surprised?" I asked. "No, you're just a sexy bombshell." he responded. I surrendered myself to him, and he turned me so that I was laying on my stomach. He unlaced the corset I was wearing and slipped it off me from the top down. It was off me, and I was fully naked. Sephiroth then took off his pants, then his boxers, leaving him nude as well. He turned me around. Damn that sexy physique. He had an 8-pack, that I kept staring at. 'Sexy' I thought. I didn't even get a look at his manhood, not yet at least.

GAWD IM HORNY

why did you post in a thread that no one hase spoken in for 2 months

Sick, but funny.
^_~

Cait sith and Red XIII...? Wtf...where would you insert your wanker?!

How the fuck could aeris and redxiii have kids aeris dies, and thats not official

when are people going to get dogs and humans can't mate ever!

what madness?

It's really not jokes, that make me laugh, it's sarcasm, and puns =)



- LOL A duck walks into a drug store and asks, "Can I have some aspirin please and could you put it on my BILL?"


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eh Lunatic? =P

Dude, think of the childern...

well imagine that O_O
(imagining redXIII & aerith @#$%ing)
OMG

It's really not jokes, that make me laugh, it's sarcasm, and puns =)



- LOL A duck walks into a drug store and asks, "Can I have some aspirin please and could you put it on my BILL?"


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eh Lunatic? =P

lol! yes, thats a good one!

well imagine that O_O
(imagining redXIII & aerith @#$%ing)
OMG

Actually, I have seen an artwork that depicts that...I can't post it on here due to graphic content :shock:
So yeah, this isn't the only discussion or ideas of the FFVII couples :)
Silverfox

This thread is blatant madness and u guys shuld stop flamin yrselves over it.

ive noted all of this... and it does not phase me, i've seen both lemons and pics. but they matter not. Besides the only logical way for Red XIII to have cubs after that mess was to mate with eather Yuffie or Marline, both who were young enough and healthy enough... But alas eather of them would have of died in childbirth, but it makes sort of sense as Red XIII's species has an extreamly long lifespan. As for the real couple... Barret and Cloud, they bicker and fight as if they were already married...

True, that's true that barret and cloud do bicker alot. As for the fact that this thread being blatent madness...that is true, but if we didn't empty our madness into this sort of thread than the world might just be a little bit madder than it already is. ^_^

this is very very fucked up hehe

Ok I hate to be a serous party pooper here but don't forget the Red with cubs scene has a caption reading "500 Years later" so Marlene, Yuffie, Tifa and Aeris would have been long dead before those cubs were born