Muahahahaha. Yes, I do have a preference other than Cloud. Just to let you know, I'm cheating on Cloud with Reno a bit on the side..... and.....Well, I just love his sexy aditude. What? I mean, he's so cocky and whatnot, I'd be hard NOT to find him irresistable... And I've also taken quite the liking to the RenoxTifa coupling, known as Reti. But that doesn't go to say that I don't love and support CloudxTifa. No, oh contrare, I do, it's just that Reno's cocky aditude paired up with Tifa's smart mouth and independent personality in fanfictions in funny. It's always something like, him hitting on her, and her bitching at him, heh. So anyway, I know there's no proof whatsoever in the game for the basis, but it's just something fun and different, and not over the top, like TifaxSephiroth. GOOD LORD. And CloudxYuffie. Okay, whatever, if you think they're compatible....

So here's a few good reasens why Reno is sexier than Cloud:

WHY RENO IZ SEXIER THAN CLOUD

Hehe, okay for one, those sexylicious spikes. What's not to love about em'. Adding up to that fact is that he's a playboy and badass, not to mention a Turk, which suits him well. And that cocky aditude is delicious. I'll always love a man that can make me laugh and annoy me at the same time. Plus he's sexually expirienced. OmFg!!1111 I like his weapen, too. His rod is cool.

No, his ROD not his rod you sickos.

Bitch.

So then he could zap Cloud with his rod and ( ) make Cloud's hair even spikier omg so funaaaaaaaaay.

Here's a sexy pic of teh bishie.



Wark!

Okay then, so we've covered that bishie with a short (but sweet) summary of why he's so sexy. Let's cover Cloud now.

WHY CLOUD IZ SEXIER THAN RENOOOOOO

Okay, for starters, my favorite kinda guys are blonde. What can I say? He's a complete and utter stud. And that doesn't even begin to describe him. Yummy is more like it.

He saved the world, and his head is messed. And a quiet guy is as sexy as a cocky badass one. But he's got more muscles than Reno. I just want to unzip his zipper and...mmmmm. To kill Reno, he take take his gigantic sword (nice and thick) and stab him with the gigantic thick peice of...metal. ( )

I want to cover you in sauce and lick every inch and crevice of your bodaaaaaaaay!



Omg OMG YOU LOOK SO UNDENIABLY OMFG SEY IN THAT PHOTO.

Piece, bitch.

So who's hotter?

::decision pending...::
























::starts humping Red XII's leg madly::

Wtf?!

what the..?

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If you have missed them, okay no big deal, but character battles aren't allowed.