ducky-chan
11-12-2004, 02:31 PM
Hehe, this is soooooo funny. I didnt write this, but I have my own fanfiction in the works. I just thought I would shair it with you, if you don't mind ^_^ EDIT: IT IS STUPID THEREFORE IT IS FUNNY, SO FUCK OF, K00L CREW.
"Er, Sephiroth fainted and I was told to bring him to the medic.", Cloud tried hard not to think of scenes of men molesting other men. And you are like, 'the fuck?'. And I then threw my shoes at you.
The Demented Oddities
Chapter one, Zee Change.
Tewweh and Narmee do not belong to me. For they are my friends (c) . And Narmee doesn't read porn. I just once thought she did. Well, kinda. BUT ANYWAY. Read, foo' ! And, um. I am Aki. Just incase you're stupid enough to hence my name.
And its rated R 'cause it has all those swear words and shizz. And in later chapters, there will nekkedness wether you like it or not. ;D
And read my profile shizz if I don't update fast enough for you.
And, um. I haven't actually played FF7 yet. 'Cause even if I did buy the game, I couldn't play it. My mom threw away the old PS1 because IT WAS FUCKING OLD. So, yes. I'm one of those weird people that writes FF7 fics without actually playing the damn game. But I have read some fics about it and all. And seen pics and all that crap. BUT JUST LET MT WRITE GOD DAMMIT. --;
(insert some fucking borderline with your IMAGINATION.)
The violent rays of the sun beamed down and burned the houses, while skipping carelessly on the street was Aki, the insane yaoi-hearting-fangirl-who-is-somewhat-so-happy-that-its-scary. Her long, choclatey brown hair was tied up and covered with lice and dandruff. The dogs that passed her nibbled at her hair because she swam in the choclate factory's sauce pit and died due to lice-stuck-in-throat-disease. Her violet contacts made her vision all dotty because it still hasn't been washed and was still covered with sand (Read: Three Islands).
Then she plucked wool from a really thick wooly jacket she was wearing.
You blink. Not because you want to, but since I the lord and master command you to.
Then you're all, "WTF?"
And we're like, "Yes the fuck."
Well anyway.
The reason why she was wearing such a body burning jacket will remain forever one of life's mysteries. Cause we won't tell you (:
"God dammit, its so hot out here!" Aki squaked as she skipped back on the way home. While she was.. uh... skipping, something rolled down the sky and attached itself on her jacket.
Aki said, "RJKVTRTRMRTCD."
Then she said, "4IVM04D8U579D86OU90E$E$GVDRTC."
Then screamed until one lung fell out. And got deaf.
A random D00d373 BADAMMNED out and cured her deafness and made her swallow the lung. And everything was normal again. So Aki continued walking home.
Walking...
Walking...
Lalala.
She stole a snail's shell and squished it into little peices. Then squished those little peices into littler pieces. Then squished the littler peices into LITTELER...
...You get the fucking point.
Well then after a dammmmmmmmnnnnn long time she arrived. An owl hooted and ate TEH WOOL D:
"Knockums, Knockums, KNOCKUMS!" Aki screamed, banging on the door with her... wawoos. One of the hinges broke off. She shared the house with her friends- Just so she could pay littler renting pay and had company.
"Whoooooooooos there?"
A very annoyed Aki said her name very loudly.
"Aki whooooooooooooooo?"
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!"
"Ok, ok, blubbery blubbily blubber!" The door was pushed open, banged Aki on the nose, and BADAMMMN. Instant nosebleed. There stood Narmee, one of Aki's beeeeeeeefiest friends.
I mean, beeeeeeeestest friends.
Narmee was cuddling a very round panda plushie which licks your face if you rub its belly. But that was until Tewweh got pissed off once and ripped off the tongue-
-Thats another story. But it got a secksier, new tongue.
A really long one with a Tewweh filter.
She ran into the house and squashed poor Narmee, the kitsune. A girl one.
She then kicked the stairs, broke her toe, and ran up, landing a giant uppercut on Tewweh, another one of her beefy- er, besty friends. She got pissed off and neeeeeeeeeeeded to kill something.
Tewweh grumbled, wiped her drool on Aki's wooly sweater, and said, "Screw off, I'm watching Naruto," while eyeing Kakashi's sexy behind.
But Aki wasn't a wuss and was determined to bother her for life. She gave Tewweh a biiiiiiiiiiig death-snug which KILLS and for all you yuri lovers, go eat a dick. Friendly cuddle. Thats all, LOOOZERS.
A choke. A gasp. A scream of anger.
Tewweh dragged Aki by her broken toe and somehow stuffed Aki's very wide face into the Playstation's memorycard slothole.
How, you may ask? Well, Tewweh FORCEFULLY PUSHED AKI'S HEAD INSIDE AND-
I'm not going to finish the rest.
Then she stepped Aki's foot.
"Wtf!", Aki screamed. Her goddamned head was stuffed into the slothole and her body was still kicking like a madman. "ASSHOLES, HELP!", Tewweh ignored her for she was very good at being an evil bitch. And Narmee was too busy reading her manga which Aki once thought was porn.
Tewweh kept watching. Narmee kept reading.
"I need smut fic...", said Aki.
"Hey d00ds! Today I found FF7 in a public bin!", Narmee chirped.
"Narmee, idiot, what did I tell you about searching for goods in bins?", Tewweh slapped her for being stupid then slapped her again for making her miss 0.2 seconds of Naruto.
Then when Tewweh went back to the Television, the commercial was on.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.", she screamed. Then she beat the shit out of Narmee for she had made her miss 0.2 seconds of Naruto AND the fucking horny commercials with old people dancing were on, so that adds up to 3 MINUTES OF NARUTO MISSED.
"Narmee. From this day on, you will never see daylight again.", veins started appearing on Tewweh's forehead.
"Butbutbut... I got FF7 for us!", Narmee wailed and held up her manga as defense. "I bet the damn thing doesn't even work.", Tewweh snarled as she somehow got a GIANT PAIR OF SCISSORS OF DOOM in her hands. "Well, you can at least try!", the Kitsune squeaked in horror. "After I'm done with you, sure.", then Tewweh RAISED THE SCISSORS IN THE AIR AND-
And then Naruto was back on.
"You're lucky this time.", then the scissors poofed into oblivion.
"Thank you, Lord.", Narmee placed her hand above her heart. (:
Then when Tewweh ran back to the TV, the commercial was on again.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
Then Tewweh was so pissed she went up to Aki's room and shoved her whole body into the PlayStation. Wtf.
Then Tewweh just realized that Aki's dead hamster would probably come for revenge if she didn't find her.
Then again, Aki was the one who killed it.
So she decided it was best that she went back and watched Naruto. (:
BUT THEN, Aki's hand came out of the slothole and dragged Tewweh in along with a long sentence of curses I do not bother to type out.
Narmee went out of her room and peeked to see if Tewweh were still out to get her. But all she saw was Naruto on. With no Tewweh. And that was not possible. Tewweh practically NEVER misses an episode of Naruto unless it was the end of the world. Then she remembered that the last place Tewweh went to was Aki's room.
So she went there. But again, she saw no one. "REJOICE!", she squealed for her executioner was no longer there.
Then she just remembered about the disk she found from the bin. (:
"I wonder if there's porn in this.", she pondererd. Then she put the disk in and turned on the TV, waiting for porn.
Waiting...
Waiting...
Do re mi fa so la...
"It screen is black. It is fucking black.", then she turned it off in disappointment and went back to her room, and searched for her Hagaren manga. If only it was porn. D:
... But since she left already she didn't notice that the PlayStation was glowing like... a... A FUCKING GLOWING THING.
I ran out of ideas.
But anyway, back to Aki. (:
"Ugh... What the fuck happened...", she moaned. Then she noticed something. "What happened to my stupid voice?!", she screamed. After three hours of day-dreaming of flying cows eating babies, Aki found out that she was in an office-room. She ran up to the nearest mirror that came out of nowhere.
Silence.
"I want my mommy.", Aki said as she stared at the reflection which did not belong to her but belonged to the one and the only...
MACDONALDS.
-I MEAN, Sephiroth.
"Now this is a thing to get used to.", she, but is now a he, said. (:
So. Sephiroth hesitated and paced around the room. He randomly did an ass shake. Then he picked his nose and scratched his ass with a book. And you were like 'wtf'.
AND NOW WITH TEWWEH... ;D
"I blame KFC for this.", Tewweh growled. "Oh my God.", she said. "I MISSED THE LAST 0.27 SECONDS OF NARUTO!", she sobbed and tugged on her hair REAL hard just to make the scene dramatic. "Ow.", then she looked at her hands. They were gloved PLUS there were chunks of blonde hair.
Why, Tewweh isn't blonde. No, no, no.
But she didn't notice it.
"Wait. Something is wrong here.", Tewweh found herself in the toilet. She found this disgusting and ran up to the sink to wash her hands. After washing like a mad woman on a strike, she looked at the mirror to see if there was anything on her face.
A scream. More screams. A cough. A sneeze. And another scream.
Tewweh found herself in the body of...
No, not Macdonalds. But...
GEORGE BUSH.
-gets slapped by Tewweh- I mean Cloud.
"Woo. I'm so sexy.", Cloud then striked a pose at the mirror.
Then suddenly that Zachary guy came in and hit Cloud's head. "It's training time! Get your lazy ass to the training grounds, SOLDIER!", the raven-haired sunavabitch demanded.
"Um. Okay. Where is it.", Cloud blinked.
"... Go ask someone while taking the elevator. Now, I've got to go, I need to tell the General something.", he replied.
Cloud twitched as he saw the man other scratching his ass as he exited the bathroom.
... And back to the person who was at first mistaken as Macdonalds.
Sephiroth ran screaming out of the office.
"Seph, what's wrong?", said a voice. "Who? What? When? Where? Why? HOW?!", the General squawked. "Uh... Do you have a fever or something?", and zee voice was ZACHARY THE WEIRD . Ph33r. "... YOU'RE THAT ZACK DUDE FROM FF7.", Seph squealed.
Then he got a pen out of his...
... Hair.
What were you thinking there? ;D
"Gimme your autograph.", Sephiroth jumped up and down like a rabid fangirl.
Zack blinked.
BUT THEN, he just realized he was not a Zack fan so he beat the shit out of him and drew a mustache on Zack's face.
So he left Zack laying unconsciously on the floor. Then he went to explore because... BECAUSE HE FUCKING FELT LIKE IT. Then he walked. And he walked. And he- "I HATE THIS PLACE ALREADY.", he suddenly screamed. Then people stared at him. Then he stared back. Then the people turned their heads so quickly their necks snapped and they all died. Lalala.
Then poor Seph freaked out 'cause he was in front of a mass of dead bodies. So he ran. Because he suddenly thought of Resident Evil and the T-virus. Then he ran like he did before. Very boring. Running. Running. Run- "FUCK IT.", he yelled once again for he has ran right into A FUCKING ELEVATOR DOOR, he then rubbed his damaged head. Sephiroth felt the pain go away so very fucking fast. For he healed so quickly. Power to the mako!
After that, he kept pressing the elevator button like crazy.
Then it bent in and snapped. "Crap."
Then even more people stared at him.
"DON'T TURN YOUR HEADS.", Sephiroth warned. He certainly did not want to see more piles of dead bodies before him.
The people just freaked out.
So they ran away.
And they ran so fast that their legs broke.
Now Sephiroth was facing a heap of disabled people.
Sephiroth tried not to think of the T-virus again. But sadly, he couldn't. All those people around them were crawling on the floor, with their mouth bleeding and all that, AND THEY KEPT CRAWLING TO HIM AND- "OH MY GOD.", then miraculously the elevator door opened and he ran in. Then he used his arms and forcefully closed the damn thing 'cause he was hesitating so badly that he didn't bother finding the 'close door' button.
He finally shut the door.
People behind him just stared.
This time they didn't do anything.
Sephiroth suddenly said, "Ooo. Pretty buttons...", then he pressed all the buttons and the lift kept stopping on every goddamned floor.
The people around him ran out of the next floor in horror. Now there was only two people left.
It was soooo quiet.
... Oh, look. A yarnball just rolled by.
OMFGZ. I WANT IT. I WANT-
Okay, I'll be serious now.
Then some guy tapped Seph on his back and said, "General, I was told to inform you that you have to take Zachary's place in training the SOLDIERs today because some medics told me that he was severely injured.", the guy WITH HORRIBLE HAIR said.
"Um... Uh, where's the training level?", Sephiroth asked.
"JESUS CHRIST.", then the dude just fainted.
Then the lift stopped.
Some other guy next to the fainted person spoke up, "Here."
"Er, thanks.", then Sephiroth went out of the lift and saw... SOLDIERS. Lots. "Oh. My. God.", he screeched in horror.
For the rest of the story, click here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2081958/2/ (Chapter 2)
"Er, Sephiroth fainted and I was told to bring him to the medic.", Cloud tried hard not to think of scenes of men molesting other men. And you are like, 'the fuck?'. And I then threw my shoes at you.
The Demented Oddities
Chapter one, Zee Change.
Tewweh and Narmee do not belong to me. For they are my friends (c) . And Narmee doesn't read porn. I just once thought she did. Well, kinda. BUT ANYWAY. Read, foo' ! And, um. I am Aki. Just incase you're stupid enough to hence my name.
And its rated R 'cause it has all those swear words and shizz. And in later chapters, there will nekkedness wether you like it or not. ;D
And read my profile shizz if I don't update fast enough for you.
And, um. I haven't actually played FF7 yet. 'Cause even if I did buy the game, I couldn't play it. My mom threw away the old PS1 because IT WAS FUCKING OLD. So, yes. I'm one of those weird people that writes FF7 fics without actually playing the damn game. But I have read some fics about it and all. And seen pics and all that crap. BUT JUST LET MT WRITE GOD DAMMIT. --;
(insert some fucking borderline with your IMAGINATION.)
The violent rays of the sun beamed down and burned the houses, while skipping carelessly on the street was Aki, the insane yaoi-hearting-fangirl-who-is-somewhat-so-happy-that-its-scary. Her long, choclatey brown hair was tied up and covered with lice and dandruff. The dogs that passed her nibbled at her hair because she swam in the choclate factory's sauce pit and died due to lice-stuck-in-throat-disease. Her violet contacts made her vision all dotty because it still hasn't been washed and was still covered with sand (Read: Three Islands).
Then she plucked wool from a really thick wooly jacket she was wearing.
You blink. Not because you want to, but since I the lord and master command you to.
Then you're all, "WTF?"
And we're like, "Yes the fuck."
Well anyway.
The reason why she was wearing such a body burning jacket will remain forever one of life's mysteries. Cause we won't tell you (:
"God dammit, its so hot out here!" Aki squaked as she skipped back on the way home. While she was.. uh... skipping, something rolled down the sky and attached itself on her jacket.
Aki said, "RJKVTRTRMRTCD."
Then she said, "4IVM04D8U579D86OU90E$E$GVDRTC."
Then screamed until one lung fell out. And got deaf.
A random D00d373 BADAMMNED out and cured her deafness and made her swallow the lung. And everything was normal again. So Aki continued walking home.
Walking...
Walking...
Lalala.
She stole a snail's shell and squished it into little peices. Then squished those little peices into littler pieces. Then squished the littler peices into LITTELER...
...You get the fucking point.
Well then after a dammmmmmmmnnnnn long time she arrived. An owl hooted and ate TEH WOOL D:
"Knockums, Knockums, KNOCKUMS!" Aki screamed, banging on the door with her... wawoos. One of the hinges broke off. She shared the house with her friends- Just so she could pay littler renting pay and had company.
"Whoooooooooos there?"
A very annoyed Aki said her name very loudly.
"Aki whooooooooooooooo?"
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!"
"Ok, ok, blubbery blubbily blubber!" The door was pushed open, banged Aki on the nose, and BADAMMMN. Instant nosebleed. There stood Narmee, one of Aki's beeeeeeeefiest friends.
I mean, beeeeeeeestest friends.
Narmee was cuddling a very round panda plushie which licks your face if you rub its belly. But that was until Tewweh got pissed off once and ripped off the tongue-
-Thats another story. But it got a secksier, new tongue.
A really long one with a Tewweh filter.
She ran into the house and squashed poor Narmee, the kitsune. A girl one.
She then kicked the stairs, broke her toe, and ran up, landing a giant uppercut on Tewweh, another one of her beefy- er, besty friends. She got pissed off and neeeeeeeeeeeded to kill something.
Tewweh grumbled, wiped her drool on Aki's wooly sweater, and said, "Screw off, I'm watching Naruto," while eyeing Kakashi's sexy behind.
But Aki wasn't a wuss and was determined to bother her for life. She gave Tewweh a biiiiiiiiiiig death-snug which KILLS and for all you yuri lovers, go eat a dick. Friendly cuddle. Thats all, LOOOZERS.
A choke. A gasp. A scream of anger.
Tewweh dragged Aki by her broken toe and somehow stuffed Aki's very wide face into the Playstation's memorycard slothole.
How, you may ask? Well, Tewweh FORCEFULLY PUSHED AKI'S HEAD INSIDE AND-
I'm not going to finish the rest.
Then she stepped Aki's foot.
"Wtf!", Aki screamed. Her goddamned head was stuffed into the slothole and her body was still kicking like a madman. "ASSHOLES, HELP!", Tewweh ignored her for she was very good at being an evil bitch. And Narmee was too busy reading her manga which Aki once thought was porn.
Tewweh kept watching. Narmee kept reading.
"I need smut fic...", said Aki.
"Hey d00ds! Today I found FF7 in a public bin!", Narmee chirped.
"Narmee, idiot, what did I tell you about searching for goods in bins?", Tewweh slapped her for being stupid then slapped her again for making her miss 0.2 seconds of Naruto.
Then when Tewweh went back to the Television, the commercial was on.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.", she screamed. Then she beat the shit out of Narmee for she had made her miss 0.2 seconds of Naruto AND the fucking horny commercials with old people dancing were on, so that adds up to 3 MINUTES OF NARUTO MISSED.
"Narmee. From this day on, you will never see daylight again.", veins started appearing on Tewweh's forehead.
"Butbutbut... I got FF7 for us!", Narmee wailed and held up her manga as defense. "I bet the damn thing doesn't even work.", Tewweh snarled as she somehow got a GIANT PAIR OF SCISSORS OF DOOM in her hands. "Well, you can at least try!", the Kitsune squeaked in horror. "After I'm done with you, sure.", then Tewweh RAISED THE SCISSORS IN THE AIR AND-
And then Naruto was back on.
"You're lucky this time.", then the scissors poofed into oblivion.
"Thank you, Lord.", Narmee placed her hand above her heart. (:
Then when Tewweh ran back to the TV, the commercial was on again.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
Then Tewweh was so pissed she went up to Aki's room and shoved her whole body into the PlayStation. Wtf.
Then Tewweh just realized that Aki's dead hamster would probably come for revenge if she didn't find her.
Then again, Aki was the one who killed it.
So she decided it was best that she went back and watched Naruto. (:
BUT THEN, Aki's hand came out of the slothole and dragged Tewweh in along with a long sentence of curses I do not bother to type out.
Narmee went out of her room and peeked to see if Tewweh were still out to get her. But all she saw was Naruto on. With no Tewweh. And that was not possible. Tewweh practically NEVER misses an episode of Naruto unless it was the end of the world. Then she remembered that the last place Tewweh went to was Aki's room.
So she went there. But again, she saw no one. "REJOICE!", she squealed for her executioner was no longer there.
Then she just remembered about the disk she found from the bin. (:
"I wonder if there's porn in this.", she pondererd. Then she put the disk in and turned on the TV, waiting for porn.
Waiting...
Waiting...
Do re mi fa so la...
"It screen is black. It is fucking black.", then she turned it off in disappointment and went back to her room, and searched for her Hagaren manga. If only it was porn. D:
... But since she left already she didn't notice that the PlayStation was glowing like... a... A FUCKING GLOWING THING.
I ran out of ideas.
But anyway, back to Aki. (:
"Ugh... What the fuck happened...", she moaned. Then she noticed something. "What happened to my stupid voice?!", she screamed. After three hours of day-dreaming of flying cows eating babies, Aki found out that she was in an office-room. She ran up to the nearest mirror that came out of nowhere.
Silence.
"I want my mommy.", Aki said as she stared at the reflection which did not belong to her but belonged to the one and the only...
MACDONALDS.
-I MEAN, Sephiroth.
"Now this is a thing to get used to.", she, but is now a he, said. (:
So. Sephiroth hesitated and paced around the room. He randomly did an ass shake. Then he picked his nose and scratched his ass with a book. And you were like 'wtf'.
AND NOW WITH TEWWEH... ;D
"I blame KFC for this.", Tewweh growled. "Oh my God.", she said. "I MISSED THE LAST 0.27 SECONDS OF NARUTO!", she sobbed and tugged on her hair REAL hard just to make the scene dramatic. "Ow.", then she looked at her hands. They were gloved PLUS there were chunks of blonde hair.
Why, Tewweh isn't blonde. No, no, no.
But she didn't notice it.
"Wait. Something is wrong here.", Tewweh found herself in the toilet. She found this disgusting and ran up to the sink to wash her hands. After washing like a mad woman on a strike, she looked at the mirror to see if there was anything on her face.
A scream. More screams. A cough. A sneeze. And another scream.
Tewweh found herself in the body of...
No, not Macdonalds. But...
GEORGE BUSH.
-gets slapped by Tewweh- I mean Cloud.
"Woo. I'm so sexy.", Cloud then striked a pose at the mirror.
Then suddenly that Zachary guy came in and hit Cloud's head. "It's training time! Get your lazy ass to the training grounds, SOLDIER!", the raven-haired sunavabitch demanded.
"Um. Okay. Where is it.", Cloud blinked.
"... Go ask someone while taking the elevator. Now, I've got to go, I need to tell the General something.", he replied.
Cloud twitched as he saw the man other scratching his ass as he exited the bathroom.
... And back to the person who was at first mistaken as Macdonalds.
Sephiroth ran screaming out of the office.
"Seph, what's wrong?", said a voice. "Who? What? When? Where? Why? HOW?!", the General squawked. "Uh... Do you have a fever or something?", and zee voice was ZACHARY THE WEIRD . Ph33r. "... YOU'RE THAT ZACK DUDE FROM FF7.", Seph squealed.
Then he got a pen out of his...
... Hair.
What were you thinking there? ;D
"Gimme your autograph.", Sephiroth jumped up and down like a rabid fangirl.
Zack blinked.
BUT THEN, he just realized he was not a Zack fan so he beat the shit out of him and drew a mustache on Zack's face.
So he left Zack laying unconsciously on the floor. Then he went to explore because... BECAUSE HE FUCKING FELT LIKE IT. Then he walked. And he walked. And he- "I HATE THIS PLACE ALREADY.", he suddenly screamed. Then people stared at him. Then he stared back. Then the people turned their heads so quickly their necks snapped and they all died. Lalala.
Then poor Seph freaked out 'cause he was in front of a mass of dead bodies. So he ran. Because he suddenly thought of Resident Evil and the T-virus. Then he ran like he did before. Very boring. Running. Running. Run- "FUCK IT.", he yelled once again for he has ran right into A FUCKING ELEVATOR DOOR, he then rubbed his damaged head. Sephiroth felt the pain go away so very fucking fast. For he healed so quickly. Power to the mako!
After that, he kept pressing the elevator button like crazy.
Then it bent in and snapped. "Crap."
Then even more people stared at him.
"DON'T TURN YOUR HEADS.", Sephiroth warned. He certainly did not want to see more piles of dead bodies before him.
The people just freaked out.
So they ran away.
And they ran so fast that their legs broke.
Now Sephiroth was facing a heap of disabled people.
Sephiroth tried not to think of the T-virus again. But sadly, he couldn't. All those people around them were crawling on the floor, with their mouth bleeding and all that, AND THEY KEPT CRAWLING TO HIM AND- "OH MY GOD.", then miraculously the elevator door opened and he ran in. Then he used his arms and forcefully closed the damn thing 'cause he was hesitating so badly that he didn't bother finding the 'close door' button.
He finally shut the door.
People behind him just stared.
This time they didn't do anything.
Sephiroth suddenly said, "Ooo. Pretty buttons...", then he pressed all the buttons and the lift kept stopping on every goddamned floor.
The people around him ran out of the next floor in horror. Now there was only two people left.
It was soooo quiet.
... Oh, look. A yarnball just rolled by.
OMFGZ. I WANT IT. I WANT-
Okay, I'll be serious now.
Then some guy tapped Seph on his back and said, "General, I was told to inform you that you have to take Zachary's place in training the SOLDIERs today because some medics told me that he was severely injured.", the guy WITH HORRIBLE HAIR said.
"Um... Uh, where's the training level?", Sephiroth asked.
"JESUS CHRIST.", then the dude just fainted.
Then the lift stopped.
Some other guy next to the fainted person spoke up, "Here."
"Er, thanks.", then Sephiroth went out of the lift and saw... SOLDIERS. Lots. "Oh. My. God.", he screeched in horror.
For the rest of the story, click here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2081958/2/ (Chapter 2)
