Rikku_Love
11-04-2004, 09:11 PM
Which of these are the funniest?
1
Director: Ok! Now: People, the important thing is, to just go up there and have fun and DO your best! Heh. Heh...DON'T MAKE A MISTAKE!!
Inuyasha: Teh. You mean you dragged me all the way out of the well just so -
Kagome: PLEASE! Let's just go with the show..(*Fake smiling at everybody)
Sango: My back hurts. My arm hurts. My leg hurts. My-
Miroku: Kagome. I know that you're just as miserable as I am.
Kagome: Yeah...But what can I do? I need the money for this CD.
Inuyasha: CD! You said you needed the money so you can buy some more of those tasty noodles! Or I wouldn't have come out here for some CD!!!!
Sango: My wrist hurts. My fingers hurt. My stomach hurts.
Inuyasha: And- SANGO, SHUT UP!
Sango: WHAT?! YOU ONLY HAVE TO CARRY A SWORD! You try jumping 10 feet into the air and throwing that idiot of a boomerang around!
Director: Now..LETS NOT WASTE ANYMORE TIME! Ok. Take 1. Episode 25: Naraku's Insidious Plot!
2
Director: People...please! We've barely got started and we already wasted $189.05!
Shippo: What's that?
Director: Ok. Now. Where's Inuyasha.
Kagome: Whu dunyo *says between mouthfuls of cookie*
Director: *sigh* Why didn't I become a Truck Driver like my little sister wanted me to?
Inuyasha: Go srew a porcupine. *That's my friend Victoria's saying*
Director: And here we go! Episode 23 Kagome's Voice Kikyo's Kiss.
Inuyasha: Kikyo! I had never stopped thinking about you! Even for 1 minute!!
*Kagome's pinned to the tree coughing*
Kikyo: *Runs over to Inuyasha and hugs him* I longed to embrace you like this when I was alive...but..)
Inuyasha: Kikyo...
Kikyo: *kisses Inuyasha*
*Kagome coughs harder*
Inuyasha: *startled*
Director: CUT! Good Job! No more cookies for you, Kagome!
Kagome: Ahem...
Director: We've got to keep this going so.... Part 2...ACTION!
*mystical energy swirls around them making a hole under them. KIKYO'S PLANNING TO DRAG INUYASHA DOWN TO HELL WITH HER!!!*
Kagome: Kikyo! Inuyasha wants to be with you! I didn't hear him say anything about him dying with you! Inuyasha never stops thinking about you! Aren't you satisfied!!??
Kikyo: *Looks over at Kagome*
Inuyasha: Um..Kikyo?
Kikyo: *hisses* You're suppose to be unconsious!
Inuyasha: WOULD YOU LET GO OF ME!? I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!
Kagome: *Very nervous*
Inuyasha: Sorry, but I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM!! Uh-oh....*looks down* *Then back up at Kikyo*
Inuyasha: Ok, I'm fine now.
Director: CUT!
Kikyo: I quit! ARRGGG!
3
Kagome: She no own.
Sango: You no sue.
Shippou: We'll hunt and kill you...
Miroku: If you do.
Inuyasha: What the hell is wrong with you guys?
Kagome: I don't know. Don't have a clue.
Shippou: But why doesn't it affect you?
Inuyasha: Why are you guys...*makes disgusted face*...RHYMING?
Miroku: We think we have been placed under a spell.
Sango: But we can't find Corisu, so we can't tell.
Inuyasha: Ok, stop this shit. It's getting annoying.
Kagome: We told you, we can't. It's natural now.
Sango: Try to get used to it.
Bart: Don't have a cow.
Everyone except Bart: *sweatdrops*
Corisu Li: *suddenly appears and drop-kicks Bart back to 'The Simpsons' which isn't mine either* Damn. That was annoying. Darn unrelated characters popping up out of nowhere...
Inuyasha: What is going on with everybody? *gestures at the rhyming freaks*
Corisu Li: Ohhhhh.... That must be my subconscious taking revenge for them ignoring me in the last disclaimer.
Inuyasha: Why don't I rhyme?
Corisu Li: You didn't care much. You ignore me all the time, so no biggie.
Inuyasha: ^_^ Oh, yeah. So can you stop it?
Corisu Li: Yup! *snaps fingers and a girl appears. She looks to be the same age as C-Li, except she's an inuhanyou...and hyper* Kunoichi, take off the hex.
Kunoichi: ^____________________^ NOPE! *begins to hum and dance around*
Kagome: I'm running out of ideas! Now, stop it!
Shippou: *holds up popcorn bag* This isn't done! Better pop it!
Inuyasha: *anime fall* That was really stupid, Shippou. Crazy girl, make 'em stop!
Kunoichi: *jumps on Inu's head and gnaws his ears*
Inuyasha: Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Corisu Li: Ok, this disclaimer's too long...better move on!
4
Fluffy: So you want Kagome? To bad! I want her! ^.^
Inuyasha: But thats not fair! Kagome is MINE!
Kagome: Wow... I feel loved...
Inuyasha: Shut up Kagome! I'm trying to get you back!
Kagome: Why you... SIT!
Inuyasha: Wha... -crash- OUCH! Kagome!
Kagome: Hmph, you desurved it.
Fluffy: Thats my woman.
Inyasha: Grr
Shippo: Give us back out Kagome!
Sango: Yea!
Miroku: Yea, she's Inuyasha's jewel detector!
Kagome: Miroku!
Inuyasha: Heh... He said it Kagome!
Kagome: I know... I know...
Fluffy: Kagome, -gets down on one knee- Will you marry me!?
Kagome: Kiiii!?
Fluffy: Is that a yes?
Inuyasha: FLUFFY!
Sango and Shippo: WHAT!?
Kagome: Heh- Fluffy, I cant marry you...
Fluffy: And why not?
Kagome: Because your not my type...
Kikyo: Oh god-
Inuyasha: Yea! I'm her type!
Kagome: Heh
Sango: Yea- she like's Inuyasha!
Kagome: -blushes- Heh...
Miroku: Three cheers for Kagome!
Shippo: Why only 3?
Koga: I feel so...
Dana: LOVED!? -kisses Koga-
Koga: Mmmm...
Person: Anyways!
Kirara: Meow!
Kagome: Well... Fluffy- can you let me go now?
Fluffy: -Sniff- Fine.. I love you Kagome...
Inuyasha: Woohoo! I won!
Shippo: Inuyasha, put that gameboy down!
Inuyasha: Aww...
Kagome: -sighs-
Sango: Heh... -take's Miroku's hand-
Miroku: Sango... Will you bare my child?
Sango: Yes!
Miroku: Lets go!
5
Inuyasha: We must Get Kagome!
Person: Yup!
Sango: Kirara heel!
-Kirara stops an come's back over to Sango-
Kikyo: But Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: Not now Kikyo! I MUST get Kagome!
Sango: Come on Miroku! -Grabs Miroku and pulls him onto Kirara-
Miroku: Ok Ok!
Koga: Dana... you MUST understand... we have to get Kagome...
Dana: Fine... But i get to ride on your back!
Koga: -sighs- Fine.
Person: -Yawn-
Inuyasha: Everyone Ready!?
Kikyo: Yea... yea yea...
Shippo: Bring Her backpack Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Oh... oh yea- -drools- Ramen...
Koga: Focus!
Inuyasha: Grrr... shut up Flea bag... i AM focused.
kikyo: -take's Inuyasha's arm- Inuyasha... Could i... well... could I Ride on your back?
Inuyasha: Um... I HAVE to Focus! Um.... ride on Kirara!
Kirara: -Hiiiisssssssssss!- (Kikyo: Eep!) Meow!
Sango: Everyone ready!?
Inuyasha, Koga, Dana, Shippo, Miroku, Person, (Kirara: Meow!), (Kikyo: No... -sighs-): Yea!
-Everyone teams up and dashes out!-
Myouga: Were will you find him Master Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Myouga!? What the hell are you doing here!?
Myouga: What? it IS safe isn't it!?
Inuyasha: Myouga!
-Kirara runs up beside Inuyasha- Sango: Inuyasha! Not much far you say?
Inuyasha: I can smell his sent!... and kagome's...
Miroku: Onwards we go!
Sango: Miroku!
Miroku: -sighs- Sango... we have to talk... ever since you came out into the open about me...
Sango: -sighs- your right Miroku... i...
Miroku: Sango! You have been driving me Insane! Your completly Controlive!
Sango: B-but...
Miroku: You love me Right!?
Sango: Yea... yea...
Miroku: Ok then Sango! Why do you treat me soooo badly!
Sango: Oh... Miroku- Its because I'ma so scared of losing you!
Miroku: Then treat me Nice!
sango: -Sob- Ok Miroku!
Inuyasha: Gah... will you two PLEASE Shut up!?
Sango & Miroku: Ok ok...
Inuyasha: We're getting closer!
Shippo: Yay!
Person: Hush Shippo, we dont want Fluffy -sighs an mumble's "That sexy beast..."- erg... to find out!
Shippo: Oh...
Inuyasha: Yea...
Koga: Come'on Mutt face! Which way!?
Dana: be nice Koga, my friend like is in LOVE with him!
Koga: -Sighs- Fine...
Inuyasha: Grr- this way!
Kikyo: Inuyasha... do we HAVE to find her?
Inuyasha: Yes!
Kikyo: Ok... fine -sighs-
-They hear Kagome-
Kagome: Fluffy dont you dare touch me! If you happen to Know Inuyasha Will be here anytime soon!
-everyone run's in-
Everyone at once: FLUFFY!
Fluffy: So you all have come to rescue Kagome i persume?
Everyone (Exspet Kikyo): Yea!
Inuyasha: Grr, Fluffy...
Fluffy: Inuyasha... Calm down, for i LOVE Kagome.
Inuyasha and Koga: FLUFFY!!
Dana: -cries- KOGA!
Koga: Oops...
Inuyasha: Fluffy- she is MINE!
Kikyo: Grr...
Person: Yea, biztech, on your knee's!
Fluffy: Exsuce me?
Person: Um... Heh... Nothing...
Shippo: Cows go moo!
Kagome: Um... Shippo?
Shippo: Uh... i couldn't make that person feel stupid alone...
Everyone: Ooh
Inuyasha: Drop Kagome!
Fluffy: Erg... -drops kagome-
Kagome: Ouch! You igit!
Fluffy: b-but... he said "Drop" you...
Inuyasha: Erg... damn you man!
Kagome: That hurt you know!
Fluffy: I am so sorry my lady...
Inuyasha: Hey! Back off dude!
Sango: Well... Kagome, are you alright?
Kagome: I guess so... Hey! Miroku hands off!
Miroku: I just HAD to rub it... -SLAP- Ouch!
Sango: -sighs- Miroku...
Miroku: Dont hit me!!! Eeeee...
Sango: Oh Miroku, you can be so cute... Try and behave for me will you?
Miroku: Huh?... oh... alrighty!
Sango: Gee ^-^
Inuyasha: Uh... Um... Ooh! Sessy!
Fluffy: Its fluffy little bro...
Inuyasha: FINE! "Fluffy"
Fluffy: Thank you.
What one you like best?
if you have any others, post them ^_^
1
Director: Ok! Now: People, the important thing is, to just go up there and have fun and DO your best! Heh. Heh...DON'T MAKE A MISTAKE!!
Inuyasha: Teh. You mean you dragged me all the way out of the well just so -
Kagome: PLEASE! Let's just go with the show..(*Fake smiling at everybody)
Sango: My back hurts. My arm hurts. My leg hurts. My-
Miroku: Kagome. I know that you're just as miserable as I am.
Kagome: Yeah...But what can I do? I need the money for this CD.
Inuyasha: CD! You said you needed the money so you can buy some more of those tasty noodles! Or I wouldn't have come out here for some CD!!!!
Sango: My wrist hurts. My fingers hurt. My stomach hurts.
Inuyasha: And- SANGO, SHUT UP!
Sango: WHAT?! YOU ONLY HAVE TO CARRY A SWORD! You try jumping 10 feet into the air and throwing that idiot of a boomerang around!
Director: Now..LETS NOT WASTE ANYMORE TIME! Ok. Take 1. Episode 25: Naraku's Insidious Plot!
2
Director: People...please! We've barely got started and we already wasted $189.05!
Shippo: What's that?
Director: Ok. Now. Where's Inuyasha.
Kagome: Whu dunyo *says between mouthfuls of cookie*
Director: *sigh* Why didn't I become a Truck Driver like my little sister wanted me to?
Inuyasha: Go srew a porcupine. *That's my friend Victoria's saying*
Director: And here we go! Episode 23 Kagome's Voice Kikyo's Kiss.
Inuyasha: Kikyo! I had never stopped thinking about you! Even for 1 minute!!
*Kagome's pinned to the tree coughing*
Kikyo: *Runs over to Inuyasha and hugs him* I longed to embrace you like this when I was alive...but..)
Inuyasha: Kikyo...
Kikyo: *kisses Inuyasha*
*Kagome coughs harder*
Inuyasha: *startled*
Director: CUT! Good Job! No more cookies for you, Kagome!
Kagome: Ahem...
Director: We've got to keep this going so.... Part 2...ACTION!
*mystical energy swirls around them making a hole under them. KIKYO'S PLANNING TO DRAG INUYASHA DOWN TO HELL WITH HER!!!*
Kagome: Kikyo! Inuyasha wants to be with you! I didn't hear him say anything about him dying with you! Inuyasha never stops thinking about you! Aren't you satisfied!!??
Kikyo: *Looks over at Kagome*
Inuyasha: Um..Kikyo?
Kikyo: *hisses* You're suppose to be unconsious!
Inuyasha: WOULD YOU LET GO OF ME!? I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!
Kagome: *Very nervous*
Inuyasha: Sorry, but I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM!! Uh-oh....*looks down* *Then back up at Kikyo*
Inuyasha: Ok, I'm fine now.
Director: CUT!
Kikyo: I quit! ARRGGG!
3
Kagome: She no own.
Sango: You no sue.
Shippou: We'll hunt and kill you...
Miroku: If you do.
Inuyasha: What the hell is wrong with you guys?
Kagome: I don't know. Don't have a clue.
Shippou: But why doesn't it affect you?
Inuyasha: Why are you guys...*makes disgusted face*...RHYMING?
Miroku: We think we have been placed under a spell.
Sango: But we can't find Corisu, so we can't tell.
Inuyasha: Ok, stop this shit. It's getting annoying.
Kagome: We told you, we can't. It's natural now.
Sango: Try to get used to it.
Bart: Don't have a cow.
Everyone except Bart: *sweatdrops*
Corisu Li: *suddenly appears and drop-kicks Bart back to 'The Simpsons' which isn't mine either* Damn. That was annoying. Darn unrelated characters popping up out of nowhere...
Inuyasha: What is going on with everybody? *gestures at the rhyming freaks*
Corisu Li: Ohhhhh.... That must be my subconscious taking revenge for them ignoring me in the last disclaimer.
Inuyasha: Why don't I rhyme?
Corisu Li: You didn't care much. You ignore me all the time, so no biggie.
Inuyasha: ^_^ Oh, yeah. So can you stop it?
Corisu Li: Yup! *snaps fingers and a girl appears. She looks to be the same age as C-Li, except she's an inuhanyou...and hyper* Kunoichi, take off the hex.
Kunoichi: ^____________________^ NOPE! *begins to hum and dance around*
Kagome: I'm running out of ideas! Now, stop it!
Shippou: *holds up popcorn bag* This isn't done! Better pop it!
Inuyasha: *anime fall* That was really stupid, Shippou. Crazy girl, make 'em stop!
Kunoichi: *jumps on Inu's head and gnaws his ears*
Inuyasha: Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Corisu Li: Ok, this disclaimer's too long...better move on!
4
Fluffy: So you want Kagome? To bad! I want her! ^.^
Inuyasha: But thats not fair! Kagome is MINE!
Kagome: Wow... I feel loved...
Inuyasha: Shut up Kagome! I'm trying to get you back!
Kagome: Why you... SIT!
Inuyasha: Wha... -crash- OUCH! Kagome!
Kagome: Hmph, you desurved it.
Fluffy: Thats my woman.
Inyasha: Grr
Shippo: Give us back out Kagome!
Sango: Yea!
Miroku: Yea, she's Inuyasha's jewel detector!
Kagome: Miroku!
Inuyasha: Heh... He said it Kagome!
Kagome: I know... I know...
Fluffy: Kagome, -gets down on one knee- Will you marry me!?
Kagome: Kiiii!?
Fluffy: Is that a yes?
Inuyasha: FLUFFY!
Sango and Shippo: WHAT!?
Kagome: Heh- Fluffy, I cant marry you...
Fluffy: And why not?
Kagome: Because your not my type...
Kikyo: Oh god-
Inuyasha: Yea! I'm her type!
Kagome: Heh
Sango: Yea- she like's Inuyasha!
Kagome: -blushes- Heh...
Miroku: Three cheers for Kagome!
Shippo: Why only 3?
Koga: I feel so...
Dana: LOVED!? -kisses Koga-
Koga: Mmmm...
Person: Anyways!
Kirara: Meow!
Kagome: Well... Fluffy- can you let me go now?
Fluffy: -Sniff- Fine.. I love you Kagome...
Inuyasha: Woohoo! I won!
Shippo: Inuyasha, put that gameboy down!
Inuyasha: Aww...
Kagome: -sighs-
Sango: Heh... -take's Miroku's hand-
Miroku: Sango... Will you bare my child?
Sango: Yes!
Miroku: Lets go!
5
Inuyasha: We must Get Kagome!
Person: Yup!
Sango: Kirara heel!
-Kirara stops an come's back over to Sango-
Kikyo: But Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: Not now Kikyo! I MUST get Kagome!
Sango: Come on Miroku! -Grabs Miroku and pulls him onto Kirara-
Miroku: Ok Ok!
Koga: Dana... you MUST understand... we have to get Kagome...
Dana: Fine... But i get to ride on your back!
Koga: -sighs- Fine.
Person: -Yawn-
Inuyasha: Everyone Ready!?
Kikyo: Yea... yea yea...
Shippo: Bring Her backpack Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Oh... oh yea- -drools- Ramen...
Koga: Focus!
Inuyasha: Grrr... shut up Flea bag... i AM focused.
kikyo: -take's Inuyasha's arm- Inuyasha... Could i... well... could I Ride on your back?
Inuyasha: Um... I HAVE to Focus! Um.... ride on Kirara!
Kirara: -Hiiiisssssssssss!- (Kikyo: Eep!) Meow!
Sango: Everyone ready!?
Inuyasha, Koga, Dana, Shippo, Miroku, Person, (Kirara: Meow!), (Kikyo: No... -sighs-): Yea!
-Everyone teams up and dashes out!-
Myouga: Were will you find him Master Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Myouga!? What the hell are you doing here!?
Myouga: What? it IS safe isn't it!?
Inuyasha: Myouga!
-Kirara runs up beside Inuyasha- Sango: Inuyasha! Not much far you say?
Inuyasha: I can smell his sent!... and kagome's...
Miroku: Onwards we go!
Sango: Miroku!
Miroku: -sighs- Sango... we have to talk... ever since you came out into the open about me...
Sango: -sighs- your right Miroku... i...
Miroku: Sango! You have been driving me Insane! Your completly Controlive!
Sango: B-but...
Miroku: You love me Right!?
Sango: Yea... yea...
Miroku: Ok then Sango! Why do you treat me soooo badly!
Sango: Oh... Miroku- Its because I'ma so scared of losing you!
Miroku: Then treat me Nice!
sango: -Sob- Ok Miroku!
Inuyasha: Gah... will you two PLEASE Shut up!?
Sango & Miroku: Ok ok...
Inuyasha: We're getting closer!
Shippo: Yay!
Person: Hush Shippo, we dont want Fluffy -sighs an mumble's "That sexy beast..."- erg... to find out!
Shippo: Oh...
Inuyasha: Yea...
Koga: Come'on Mutt face! Which way!?
Dana: be nice Koga, my friend like is in LOVE with him!
Koga: -Sighs- Fine...
Inuyasha: Grr- this way!
Kikyo: Inuyasha... do we HAVE to find her?
Inuyasha: Yes!
Kikyo: Ok... fine -sighs-
-They hear Kagome-
Kagome: Fluffy dont you dare touch me! If you happen to Know Inuyasha Will be here anytime soon!
-everyone run's in-
Everyone at once: FLUFFY!
Fluffy: So you all have come to rescue Kagome i persume?
Everyone (Exspet Kikyo): Yea!
Inuyasha: Grr, Fluffy...
Fluffy: Inuyasha... Calm down, for i LOVE Kagome.
Inuyasha and Koga: FLUFFY!!
Dana: -cries- KOGA!
Koga: Oops...
Inuyasha: Fluffy- she is MINE!
Kikyo: Grr...
Person: Yea, biztech, on your knee's!
Fluffy: Exsuce me?
Person: Um... Heh... Nothing...
Shippo: Cows go moo!
Kagome: Um... Shippo?
Shippo: Uh... i couldn't make that person feel stupid alone...
Everyone: Ooh
Inuyasha: Drop Kagome!
Fluffy: Erg... -drops kagome-
Kagome: Ouch! You igit!
Fluffy: b-but... he said "Drop" you...
Inuyasha: Erg... damn you man!
Kagome: That hurt you know!
Fluffy: I am so sorry my lady...
Inuyasha: Hey! Back off dude!
Sango: Well... Kagome, are you alright?
Kagome: I guess so... Hey! Miroku hands off!
Miroku: I just HAD to rub it... -SLAP- Ouch!
Sango: -sighs- Miroku...
Miroku: Dont hit me!!! Eeeee...
Sango: Oh Miroku, you can be so cute... Try and behave for me will you?
Miroku: Huh?... oh... alrighty!
Sango: Gee ^-^
Inuyasha: Uh... Um... Ooh! Sessy!
Fluffy: Its fluffy little bro...
Inuyasha: FINE! "Fluffy"
Fluffy: Thank you.
What one you like best?
if you have any others, post them ^_^