Didn't I just turn 22? Or better question, wasn't I just 13 yesterday?

Happy birthday! Hope you have a big party today, or some other time. And don't turn 24 too soon! ;-)

Big woop. I just turned 32 today.

Come back when 23 is the new 13.

Happy birthday, Amaury, you big lug. :)

Happy Birthday, and stuff.

Happy Birthday! You're 23. Go out tonight and be completely irresponsible. :D

Happy birthday, git. ;)

Enjoy yourself. Being 30 sucks.

And to Sparktank, too.

Happy Birthday Amaury!
The bad news is time seems to speed up the older you get.

Happy Birthday! I'm sure you're still covered in your mum's vaginal secretions (y'know, post-birth and all), but I digress; welcome to existence. Will you be needing a guided tour of the world? All you need to know are two things: vodka and bitches good, taxes and politics bad.