Here's a "you know you like Tifa too much when..." list I found on a webpage.

Most of these so crazy, even I wouldn't do half of them! Have a look:

http://www.angeltifa.8m.com/cloudtifa/ykylttmw.htm

Crazy huh?

No.

Wow....crazy...some where funny though.

I...wanted to take karate cuz' of Tifa. :)

I buy every Tifa merchandise piece I can find. I have her action figure, her Coca Cola figures, her UFO catcher doll, her #2 statue, and I wanna get her Wall Scroll. But I would never do any of the Aerith bashing things though, such as beating someone up in a pink dress(that's on the list). That's going too far for me.

You suck. Well..At least I have something that's not from E-bay. A wallscroll of Cloud, Tifa, Aeris and Red XIII at Cosmo Canyon.

You suck. Well..At least I have something that's not from E-bay. A wallscroll of Cloud, Tifa, Aeris and Red XIII at Cosmo Canyon.

Let's not fight. Wait, I have that same wall scroll of Tifa, Cloud, Aerith, and Red XIII at Cosmo Canyon, and I bought it from a store. I also have the wallscrolls of Cloud and Sephiroth from AC. Boo Ya!

bet i got something you all dont have.. 5 Foot Cardboard picture of Sephiroth.. i got it straight from Hitoruki (Also known as NTT, the Pro Gamer) from korea. I can get you one for 5.99 real cheap to, ships in 2 days ^.^;;

bet i got something you all dont have.. 5 Foot Cardboard picture of Sephiroth.. i got it straight from Hitoruki (Also known as NTT, the Pro Gamer) from korea. I can get you one for 5.99 real cheap to, ships in 2 days ^.^;;


Do they make one of Tifa or Cloud?

Wow thats a long and yes 'crazy' list did you make it?

Wow thats a long and yes 'crazy' list did you make it?


No, because I don't own that site. The original owner of the list was the site called "Ruby Eyes" but she stopped that site because of other stuff.

The things I did on that list are such as:

Letting Tifa do the Battle Square
Always letting her ride the Chocobos in the race
Buying every Tifa merchandise I can find
Being her for Halloween every year and other occassions
Having fun flamming Anti-Tifa sites.

I really like the Tifa in the movie.

Let's not fight. Wait, I have that same wall scroll of Tifa, Cloud, Aerith, and Red XIII at Cosmo Canyon, and I bought it from a store. I also have the wallscrolls of Cloud and Sephiroth from AC. Boo Ya!

Noooooooooooo! What store? o.o

Noooooooooooo! What store? o.o

It's an anime store I go to in Escondido California.

I did the one about getting Tifa's satats to 255... i did it with the other characters as well for that matter.

I did the one about getting Tifa's satats to 255... i did it with the other characters as well for that matter.

How can you get stats maximized without using those source items? Because they only increase it by one :mad:.

I pumped Tifa up with Magic Plusses and all that...her Magic stat refused to go above 234...(level 80).

That list was goofy...

But, I wish that I had a bunch of Final Fantasy merchandise! Sadly, all I collect are the actual games.

Only, I think those are the best pieces of merchandise you can have. ^_^

Oh, i used sources. I just have no life so yeah i can do things like that.

I wish i had more Tifa stuff. All i have of her are stickers. I suck >_<
And imo, Tifa's the best fighter among all ff females. Cos she can fight w/o the use of weapons.

Heh kinda pathetic I don't have anything except my tifa drawings and other ff characters

And imo, Tifa's the best fighter among all ff females. Cos she can fight w/o the use of weapons.

What are you talkin' about!? You don't think those knockers are lethal? Hell, Tifa doesn't need any pathetic weapons. :-D

Bleh, I don't think you need all those things to be a hardcore Final Fantasy VII fan. I know I'm one but I don't have anything like that because I can't afford it. I can barely afford to feed myself right now. Janitors don't get paid very much... Especially the ones that are in college. :'-(

yeah... i like tifa too much... must go return miniskirt (-_-) i'm just kidding i'm gonna keep it....heh

DRU: Those are just gloves. Even w/o those, Tifa can kick butt! And as far as i know she's the only ff female who knows martial arts. ^_^ And yea, im broke too, Dru..you're not alone :(...

wow and i thought i was crazy bout her hehe i guess some fun n craxy ppl are ahead by far. i'm tryin to persue my gf to dress and be like tifa hehe. and at the same time i cant stop lookin for someone identical to her to MARRY :D

it was a nice list and i'm sure you're all dedicated fans but tifa wouldn't punch or hurt someone in in a pink dress..especially aeris. they're friends you know..

No they aren't, the're rivals.

If I was Tifa for one whole day, I would beat people up, screw Cloud, and go save the world. No wait. I would live in Cloud's bed for all eternity.

You know you like Tifa too much when you start a genetic research program in order to engineer a Tifa or two for yourself.
...When you think you see a shameless ripoff of Tifa in EVERY game you play, and refuse to play it simply because you will not be bought in by the cheapness of the Tifa doppelganger.
...whenever you find a white tanktop or borwn miniskirt, you exclaim, "TIFA WAS HERE!"

I'm am guilty of none of those.

No they aren't, the're rivals.

If I was Tifa for one whole day, I would beat people up, screw Cloud, and go save the world. No wait. I would live in Cloud's bed for all eternity.

For the love of God... I've got one thing to say. Martial arts are used ONLY for selfdefense. And not for beating people up just because you can fight better than them.

By the way, I like Tifa a lot, or maybe I even like her more than Aeris because Aeris is Cloud's girl. But then again, both of them fit nice with Cloud.

No they aren't, the're rivals.

If I was Tifa for one whole day, I would beat people up, screw Cloud, and go save the world. No wait. I would live in Cloud's bed for all eternity.

um... :-[

Tifa_Martial_Artist I look kinda like cloud...

:-[

heehee

Yeah Tifa's too nice to beat Aeris up. They're friends so enough w/the hate.

By the way, Tifa and Aeris are friends, so please, stop this madness!!!
I'm sure that Tifa wouldn't even think about hurting Aeris. Tifa actually liked Aeris.


No they aren't, the're rivals.

If I was Tifa for one whole day, I would beat people up, screw Cloud, and go save the world. No wait. I would live in Cloud's bed for all eternity.

You can't do ALL of this in only one day. Choose either beat up people and screw Cloud, save the world or stay in bed with Cloud for all eternity(1 day, actually). ^_^


um... :-[

Tifa_Martial_Artist I look kinda like cloud...

:-[

heehee

You're a sick man, Xaos... ^_^

WHoa.....

Didn't realize she was only 13...

I guess I need to look at people's profiles more often

:erm: :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

sorry...no disrespect intended

No they aren't, the're rivals.

If I was Tifa for one whole day, I would beat people up, screw Cloud, and go save the world. No wait. I would live in Cloud's bed for all eternity.

13 years old and you use words such as "screw". Oh, man...

lols...What?

And I know that Martial Arts isn't for beating people up, I just meant beat the people up who I didn't like..If they screwed with me.

Tifa and Aeris are rivals. They were rivals for Cloud's love.

lols...What?

And I know that Martial Arts isn't for beating people up, I just meant beat the people up who I didn't like..If they screwed with me.

Tifa and Aeris are rivals. They were rivals for Cloud's love.

for once i acctually agree with you

technically once you've learned a martial art its up to you too decide what to do with it, if you wanted theres nothing to stop you (except the law and your own sense of right and wrong) from beating every Tom, Dick, Harry, Lucy, Jane or Louise to a pulp.

for once i acctually agree with you

Cool beans..dude.

lols...What?

And I know that Martial Arts isn't for beating people up, I just meant beat the people up who I didn't like..If they screwed with me.

Tifa and Aeris are rivals. They were rivals for Cloud's love.

You can't beat up people just because you don't like them. I know a lot of people who I don't like, but I don't beat them up, unless they threaten me, of course.


technically once you've learned a martial art its up to you too decide what to do with it, if you wanted theres nothing to stop you (except the law and your own sense of right and wrong) from beating every Tom, Dick, Harry, Lucy, Jane or Louise to a pulp.

If you have learned a martial art properly, then you will know that you can't use it just to beat people up as you wish. Martial arts teach us that through selfdevelopment. People who train martial arts are superrior to people who don't train it (in terms of combat, of course), and they shouldn't use their strength to beat them up, just for defense. If I saw someone abusing martial arts, I would beat the living crap out of him. I wouldn't allow anyone to abuse martial arts in my presence. I wouldn't stand for that. Ever.

You know you're a Tifa fan, or whatever, when you name your bong "The Waterkick" after her limit break.

This is way off topic, but relative to the previous post:


If you have learned a martial art properly, then you will know that you can't use it just to beat people up as you wish. Martial arts teach us that through selfdevelopment. People who train martial arts are superrior to people who don't train it (in terms of combat, of course), and they shouldn't use their strength to beat them up, just for defense. If I saw someone abusing martial arts, I would beat the living crap out of him. I wouldn't allow anyone to abuse martial arts in my presence. I wouldn't stand for that. Ever.

That is not necessarily true. It depends entirely on the 'art'.

Now Japanese Martial arts have no such 'moral qualms' about fighting despite what mister Miyagi says... Their martial arts were designed with Honorable Attack in mind.

With the Chinese Martial Arts or 'Kung Fu', there are two paths. One is like you described. This is "Do" which roughly translates as 'The Way of' which is related to the Bhudist Teachings. In 'Do' you master martial arts as a way of reaching spiritual enlightenment. It is only used in combat as a defense. It includes a lot more fluid and acrobatic movements and dance. Examples: Judo, and Tai Kwan Do. The other path is known as 'Jitsu' which roughly translates to 'Deadly Art'. Jitsu is designed to quickly incapacitate your foe. Jitsu moves emphasize Speed and Strength. Jitsu practitioners develop advanced breathing techniques known as 'Chi' to force their bodies to move faster and strike harder. This kind of Martial arts is taught to the chinese military. Example: Jujitsu (Which Chuck Norris was a world champ of by the way), and Ninjitsu.

Mister Miyagi's martial arts came from China actually (as explained in the second movie), so what he says is accurate.

Anyway, there is no obligation attached to martial arts in general that says how you can and can't use it. Those principles are defined by the one who teaches you. If your instructor wishes for you to use your skills a certain way, then I believe a type of contract is formed when you begin learning. I also believe that unwritten contract is flexible - and perhaps even dismissable - if you pay to learn a martial art.

This is way off topic, but relative to the previous post:



That is not necessarily true. It depends entirely on the 'art'.

Now Japanese Martial arts have no such 'moral qualms' about fighting despite what mister Miyagi says... Their martial arts were designed with Honorable Attack in mind.

With the Chinese Martial Arts or 'Kung Fu', there are two paths. One is like you described. This is "Do" which roughly translates as 'The Way of' which is related to the Bhudist Teachings. In 'Do' you master martial arts as a way of reaching spiritual enlightenment. It is only used in combat as a defense. It includes a lot more fluid and acrobatic movements and dance. Examples: Judo, and Tai Kwan Do. The other path is known as 'Jitsu' which roughly translates to 'Deadly Art'. Jitsu is designed to quickly incapacitate your foe. Jitsu moves emphasize Speed and Strength. Jitsu practitioners develop advanced breathing techniques known as 'Chi' to force their bodies to move faster and strike harder. This kind of Martial arts is taught to the chinese military. Example: Jujitsu (Which Chuck Norris was a world champ of by the way), and Ninjitsu.

You shouldn't have bothered typing all this because I know this. It is just my opinion that martial arts shouldn't be used for beating people up. And Chuck Norris was the world best Karate fighter six times. And you spell it Taekwondo, not Tai Kwan Do. No offense intended, of course. ^_^


Mister Miyagi's martial arts came from China actually (as explained in the second movie), so what he says is accurate.

Anyway, there is no obligation attached to martial arts in general that says how you can and can't use it. Those principles are defined by the one who teaches you. If your instructor wishes for you to use your skills a certain way, then I believe a type of contract is formed when you begin learning. I also believe that unwritten contract is flexible - and perhaps even dismissable - if you pay to learn a martial art.

Yes, you are quite right. There is no obligation, but your Sensei should teach you to use your knowledge to help others. I can't imagine a master of martial arts say: "Beat up anyone you wish, and don't hold back" or something like that. Teachers of martial arts have the responsibility not only to teach someone how to fight, but also how to use what they have learned.

when you dress up in white with with black short shorts
when you start beating the crap out of everything you see
when you get plastic surgery

Yes, you are quite right. There is no obligation, but your Sensei should teach you to use your knowledge to help others. I can't imagine a master of martial arts say: "Beat up anyone you wish, and don't hold back" or something like that. Teachers of martial arts have the responsibility not only to teach someone how to fight, but also how to use what they have learned.

Yes, that's correct. And martial arts are never for beating up others. It is only for defending yourself, or protecting the weaker onces.

If someone uses martial arts for beating up people for having fun, this person didn't get the teachings, and can never be good at his martial arts. :eye:

Ok, back to topic....

I don't know why people think, Tifa is one of those. The ones who believe that, are totally wrong. :(

Of course I don't. o.o But she could very easily when she has to.

If someone uses martial arts for beating up people for having fun, this person didn't get the teachings, and can never be good at his martial arts. :eye:
Who said you can't have an evil alignment and learn martial arts? I don't believe that's true.

Yes, that's correct. And martial arts are never for beating up others. It is only for defending yourself, or protecting the weaker onces.

If someone uses martial arts for beating up people for having fun, this person didn't get the teachings, and can never be good at his martial arts. :eye:

Ok, back to topic....

I don't know why people think, Tifa is one of those. The ones who believe that, are totally wrong. :(

Thanks for the support, Aerith Gainsborough.


Who said you can't have an evil alignment and learn martial arts? I don't believe that's true.

This is correct, however. But you are truly strong only then when you accept the teachings as they are, and one of the teachings is not to beat up random people on the street. People who beat up other people for fun just because they're stronger just show signs of mental weakness and inability to accept the martial art as it is. Such people are mentaly weak beacuse

a) they cannot accept the true teachings of a martial art
b) they cannot sustain from fighting, thereby showing that they cannot control themselves, and selfcontrol is one of the most important aspects of fighting.

You know you're a Tifa fan when you color your hair brown and start training martial arts.

You know you're a major Tifa fan when... *creams* oh, what the sam didley fuck? :erm: