Just then, the train door opens and Bitch does a dramatic flip, landing at Mr. T's feet. "Bitch!" everyone screams. I don't know if they're happy, or if they're screaming profanities at him.

I found this website, while aimlessly wandering around the net. Its rather interesting. This recap of FFVII was made out of fun and shouldn't be too offensive.

http://www.videogamerecaps.com/recaps/games.php?game=2

Anyway go check itout. It made me laugh.