What's the funniest FF game line? You tell me!

My thoughts:
Eiko: "Where are they going? Ugh, what a bimbo!"

"ooh soft"

Nothing can really top that one.

I can't remember what he said, but when Cloud is in the hot tub at the Honey Bee Inn, in the Wall Market with all those men. Ha, ha, ha! He was obviously really uncomfortable.

When Zell lets it out that the ppl attacking the president are SeeDs. You couldn't see Zells face - but if you could ... ^_^.

Originally posted by Ndi
"ooh soft"

Nothing can really top that one.

Well, except for Garnet's response when Zidane says it was an accident: "Don't worry, I trust you." *slams door in Zidane's face as she walks away*.

time for one from the classics! (FF III/VI)
Kefka: Son of a submariner!
and
Sabin: Thou art such a... confound it all I'm starting to talk like you!

I can't remember exactly what it is, but Kefka said some really really bad pun on the floating continent that had me roffling.

Personally my favourite is when Squall and Rinoa are in the Garden when it's drifting in the sea. Rinoa asks Squall to give a tour of the Garden and when you go to the infirmary Kadowaki asks if Rinoa is Squall's girlfriend. If you choose the right responses it's really funny.

"uhh"

I think that the funniest FF game story-line is Final Fantasy X-2, that game was a joke right?

I found it funny when Kefka said,

"Wait? Do I look like a waiter?"

I don't know why but that made me laugh like crazy.

Originally posted by Zephikast
I think that the funniest FF game story-line is Final Fantasy X-2, that game was a joke right?

"WHY?!" by Cecil.... "Why" exactly? Well, it was just funny when I saw it... just imagine Cecil going "WHY?!" like a "omgwtfbqq" kind of way.

Another would be "AHHH!" when talking to a fireplace... same reason.

Originally posted by Ndi
"ooh soft"

Nothing can really top that one.

I agree! :)

Originally posted by Lunatic HighVII


I agree! :)

Me 2! :D

The only time I've actually laughed properly from what a character said is in FFX, although the line itself isn't funny.

Just before fighting Evrae, Rin is waiting at the bottom of the lift. Take a look at his inventory then exit.

Wakka: We gotta pay?!! Hey if we die out there, it'll be your fault!

I think it's the way he says it and his accent that makes it funny. but only for me, I have a weird sense of humour...

spoony bard tops them all.

Originally posted by Garnet
time for one from the classics! (FF III/VI)
Kefka: Son of a submariner!
and
Sabin: Thou art such a... confound it all I'm starting to talk like you!
I have to agree with the wonderful Kefka quote. I actually giggled out loud, it just has a great ring to it, doesn't it?


Although the best is probably from FFVII, correct me for I don't remember it exactly, especially punctuation-wise:

Cloud: "HUH? Finger?! What the..!???"

Terra: Brother? I thought that he was some body builder who had strayed from his gym.
Sabin: I think that I'll take that as a compliment.

i like the old games a lot if you can't tell.

I just thought of this one...

In final fantasy VII when Cloud has to dress up for Corneo's mansion, he walks into the bar to talk to the father of the clothes shop lady, he just blurts out "Make me some clothes!!" Not even a please!

I can't name just one, so I'll have to name a few:

FFVI - Kefka: You all sound like chapters out of a bad self-help book! Prepare yourselves!

FFVII - Yuffie: And remember, if you want your materia back, you're going to have to steel it!

FFVII - Yuffie: I can't believe we found a nice, soft bed in a dive like this! (Actually, pretty much everything Yuffie says cracks me up.)

FFVIII - Squall: And a very excited Selphie going "Woo-hoo! We're flying!"

FFIX - *For Your Reading Pleasure * How to Save One Million Gil Earn Money the Easy Way Makin' Crazy Money! Vol. 2
Dagger: Crazy money? What does that mean?

FFIX - Moguo: I'm sharpening my knife, kupo. ... Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Ku-PWEH!

FFX - Tidus: They said that Seymour went to Macarena Temple.

Originally posted by Ndi
"ooh soft"

Nothing can really top that one.

Seriously.
Nothing can.

::laughs remembering that scene of the game::

No no no, best one ever was in Final Fantasy VI...I forget who said it, but it was about Shadow. It went:

"He'd slit his own mother's throat for a nickel!"

Originally posted by Gandalf
No no no, best one ever was in Final Fantasy VI...I forget who said it, but it was about Shadow. It went:

"He'd slit his own mother's throat for a nickel!"
It was in the building where Shadow and Interceptor are at the bar. Forgot the name of the town, but one of the regulars inside the building says that if you talk with him.

"say, is that edible?"

rikku when you make her enter a fight against a dark flan.

Originally posted by Tokiko
correct me for I don't remember it exactly, especially punctuation-wise:

Cloud: "HUH? Finger?! What the..!???"

I'm pretty sure it was "HUH? Finger? What the Hell!?" I think...

Okay, when did Cloud say that? I'm pretty familiar with FFVII, but I don't remember that.

Originally posted by Agent0042
Okay, when did Cloud say that? I'm pretty familiar with FFVII, but I don't remember that.

When he was in the beginners hall

Cloud, on Barrets white naval attire:
"Aah, you looked like a bear wearing a marshmellow"

The funniest game line is in FFX-2

Rikku: Ohhh poopie!

Can't go wrong there!

Originally posted by PlasmaTorture
I can't remember exactly what it is, but Kefka said some really really bad pun on the floating continent that had me roffling.

scratch the pun comment, I remember it now.

"Run run or you'll be well done!"

which really isn't that funny. :'(

ps it was poopies, not poopy.

ok i was laughing uncontrollably at this one...
its was something like this...
in FF VII, when you are in don's mansion after he chooses one of the girls in his bedroom, and evreyone confronts him, when Aeris says "I'll RIP them off..."! i just could not stop laughing! its just so unlike her personality....

Here's two other ones I shoulda thought of adding:

Selphie: "Train Train take us away! Take us away far away!"

It was funny her singing it!

Eiko: "Oh yeah smarty pants? Don't forget you were the one who lost to Zidane!"

Quistis: Good luck, Seifer.
Seifer: Dear instructor. I hate when people wish me luck. Save those words for a bad student who needs them.
Quistis: Okay. Good luck, Seifer. ^_^.

~in FF8, preparing for the SeeD exam~

Selphie:...BLOW IT TO SMITHEREENS WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER!? :D!

~FF8, when helping Rinoa's resistance faction~


Eiko: Ugh, what a bimbo!


~FF9, on Terra, about Mikoto~

Lani: I'm sure you didn't hire me for my manners, your majesty. :D

~FF9, when Lani and Amarant recieve the mission to find Garnet and the pendant~


Tidus: So let's go on over to that Macarena temple.
Lulu or Wakka, don't remember which : ...It's Macalania.

~FFX, on the way out of Guadosalam (I think)~

Yuna: Give me a Y!
Rikku: Give me an R!
Paine: ...Give me a break. -_-

~FFX-2, occasionally when a battle is entered.~

Rikku: Disasterrific!!
Brother: "Disasteriffic" is not a word! Say "distastrous", like the rest of Spira!
Rikku: ...I'm not listening!

(A few minutes later)

Brother: "How are things?"
Yuna: "Ouu...disasterrific!"
Brother: "Disasterrific!?! I'm on my way!"

~FFX-2, at the Gagazet Ruins.~

Yuna: WHO THE HECK IS LENNE!? *looks around* ...I'm...going to bed!

~FFX-2, on the airship.~

"you touched in the head"

This quote was from final fantasy 7, its said by a man that you speak to(obviously been badly translated).

Im not sure of its exact origin but il ask my friend about it if u need reassurance.

I thought It was funny in FFVII when you get off the Shinra chargo ship and you see Barret in the sailor suit.

Aeris: Oh too bad. I liked Barret's sailor suit. He looked so cute.

Barret: What'ya mean cute?

Tifa: Right well, uh Barret, why don't you use that sailor suit for pajamas? Right, Cloud?

I just though It would be funny seeing Barret using a sailor suit for pajamas.

Originally posted by Mickrulz
I thought It was funny in FFVII when you get off the Shinra chargo ship and you see Barret in the sailor suit.

Aeris: Oh too bad. I liked Barret's sailor suit. He looked so cute.

Barret: What'ya mean cute?

Tifa: Right well, uh Barret, why don't you use that sailor suit for pajamas? Right, Cloud?

I just though It would be funny seeing Barret using a sailor suit for pajamas.

Yup, that was my favorite funny line of FFVII!

I love it too when Barret is trying on the Sailor Suit in the Bathroom "Uh-uh, don't worry Malrene, Daddy will wear this when he gets home". I was ROFLMAO!

Originally posted by Gandalf
No no no, best one ever was in Final Fantasy VI...I forget who said it, but it was about Shadow. It went:

"He'd slit his own mother's throat for a nickel!"

That one was Edgar, and he said it in South Figaro.

My favorite quote is from FFIV, in the land of the summoned monsters:
"Titan is only a blockhead if you know the magic spell of float."
I mean, a blockhead? There are much better ways to insult someone than that.

"I dreamt I was a moron." -Squall

"That's just great, I have Chickenwuss and a guy who just reached puberty in my squad." -Seifer

"Leave us. The dog eats strangers..." -Shadow

"Edgar, you pinhead! Why do you have to live in the middle of nowhere?!" -Kefka

"Hey! Call me a TREASURE HUNTER, or I'll rip your lungs out!" -Locke

when cloud dresses up like a girl

I would say when Eiko was spying on Zidane and Vivi's conversation.... Right before they use the restroom..


Eiko: (listening)

Zidane: (not exactly) Let me show you a tradition between guys, (Starts to use the Bathroom)

Vivi: ...okay ( he mimics)

(the sound of water splashing)

Zidane: Doesn't that feel good...

Vivi: ...yeah...

Another line i thought was funny is in Final fantasy 7, when the 2 children ask you questions and cloud comes out with-"look kid, dont piss me off"

Hearing cloud swear is so funny cos hes so gay and femenine.

My favourite line is just used in Auron's overdrive.

Auron: Pray. NOW!!

So simple, I love it. :-D

Another of my Favorites is Cath Sith (yes..Cath) when talking about Heidegger and Scarlet.

Cath Sith: I wonder what Gwahahahaah and Hwahahahaahah are up to.

What's the funniest FF game line? You tell me!

My thoughts:
Eiko: "Where are they going? Ugh, what a bimbo!"
*dies from laughter and suddenly rises* omfg! bimbo!!! hahahahahaahaha! i remember now, it still cracks me up.

line from IX ''ooo soft'' gotta love it

All right, here's a good one:

LOCKE: EDGAR, What's the matter? You look positively spooked!
EDGAR: Dddddddid you just see what I saw...?
LOCKE: Yeah... ...this kid seems loaded for bear......
EDGAR: She's amazing! That was magic! M A G I C !
LOCKE: MMMMMMMMAGIC?! She used magic?
EDGAR and LOCKE: Pswswswsw! pswswswsw!!

(a little later on...)

TERRA: Thank you, LOCKE! Thank you, EDGAR! ... ... Stop swooning...!

Paine: ice ice baby.

Probably FFX during the Blitzball Tournament...

Tidus: And I'm sure Wakka would never take Chappu's pla-

Lulu: You don't want to finish that sentence

"ooh soft"

Nothing can really top that one.
No it can't.

i restarted FFIII (american) last night again for the umpteenth time and found something funny
(while walking around as Terra and standing by a table in the returner hideout) Someone dropped a scrap of paper
Choice 1: Leave it
Choice 2: Toss it in the trash
i chose leave it and then banon calls for everyone to meet.
Banon: Who left this piece of paper here? *goes over to a pot and tosses the paper in.
lmao last night after watching it

I just thought of this one...

In final fantasy VII when Cloud has to dress up for Corneo's mansion, he walks into the bar to talk to the father of the clothes shop lady, he just blurts out "Make me some clothes!!" Not even a please!
lol yeah i like that one =)

Kefka from FFVI has some hilerious lines, but i cant remember much of them now. I just know i was cracking up like a crazyman when i was playing it.
FF9 and FF7 have some damn funny lines in them as well, but the best has to be in FFX. If you put yourself in the dirtiest frame of mind possile and then watch the scene where Yuna and Tidus are talking by the sphere pool in Macalania woods before going for a swim, its as funny as all hell, and makes you wonder what they got up to once the scene ended and faded to black.

Well, most FF's had a lot of twisted lines in them... but i must say, that FF10 really hit the top. In the european version it sounds like they translated the Japanese too literally at times, and that really makes them say lots of weird things..

Dunno if anyone else noticed it. but after playing it 3 times... it still sounded weird.
Nyways, FFX-2 was even worse, but that was cus the game was a bit too childisch to even be a decent final Fantasy

Cid says somthing like 'Thats why they get so anal' when you first talk to him in the rocket ship, and choose the top option - I just replayed that bit, and had to re-read it to make sure I was seeing things...
Anal...like they (shinra) try and bum him?
Who knows, but Cid has some great stuff :)

"Hey! Call me a TREASURE HUNTER, or I'll rip your lungs out!" -Locke

Really is the best ever. Nuf said.

Laguna always cracked me up in FF8 ( especially when he first tries to talk to Julia and get cramp in his leg!)

Selphie also had me in stitches

Theres loads that i like.
Cloud: you touched in the head.
Huh, finger!? what the hell...
Both of them are said in the training room when you ask for help about help.

FFX: the conversation between Lulu, Wakka, and Tidus, just before they leave Besaid village, the morning after Yuna becomes a summoner... when Lulu's teasing her about the amount of stuff she wants to take on the Pilgrimage, also the scene after Tidus goes into to (is it Djose Temple, where you get Ixion, anyhow??) to wake Yuna, cause she's been up all night healing people injured in the failed(!) Operation Mi'ihen. Anyhow, I think the FMV where the others all tease her, n she gets wound up's funny as hell!!!!

FFVIII:

(when taken into context, given what Squall & Quistis've just predicted aboard the now-moving Ragnarok):
Selphie:WOOHOO!!! WE'RE FLYING!!
Irvine: Isn't Sefie amazing??

I love the scene when Squall & Laguna first meet face to face in the President's chamber in Esthar, and Squall tells Laguna exactly what he thinks of him!! hehe!!!

Also:

Squall: ...Whatever

Quistis: As an expert Squall observer, I can predict exactly what he's thinking....

that one made me giggle a bit!!

Andi

in X when tidus is coming down from the kilika hotel and he talks to the lil kid running in ciricles and the kid says
"when i grow up, i wanna be a blitzball!"

that cracked me up