I complain and say life stinks
Then waste forum space with useless links
To news about overweight people dying
And look upon their death smiling

Then act out and try to be political
Cause I don't know a damn thing I'm too egotistical
I think fighting and carnage are awesome
But I'd think twice after I get hit on the jaw some

Well done!
Couldn't of said it better!

Screw both of you. Odin is great.

Eh, could have been funny, but it's kind of weak.

Originally posted by rezo
Screw both of you. Odin is great.

I just meant the political stuff and posting link threads. I really don't have anything against him.

Odin is awesome.

If he didn't post links and talk politics all the time, he just wouldn't be an Odin.

My Shiners poems are better, imho. Maybe I'll write one about Odin. :-*

I finished it :D

When asked which Shriner is the best
The answer is quite clear
It could be none other than Odin
He's so awesome, mir

He can be adored and hated
But he really doesn't mind
He cares nothing for personal opinion
Cos he's the intellectual kind

He debates like no other
But likes to go on rants
We all know he's compensating
For what he lacks in his pants

I can't imagine the Shrine
Without our Odin dear
Because he makes me roffle
When his threads appear

So, Odin, here's to you
The Shriner we adore
Hopefully you like this poem
Written by a forien hoar.

haha wonderful! :-*

needs an ender poem. genderfuck imho.

Originally posted by Ndi
Odin is awesome.

If he didn't post links and talk politics all the time, he just wouldn't be an Odin.

I'm pretty sure Kyouto was just playing around more or less. At least I was...

Cassie's poem was better.

Though, I'm not compensating for anything, if size is what you're referring to. It just won't do anything

Originally posted by Lola_Kills


I'm pretty sure Kyouto was just playing around more or less. At least I was...

Just something for fun I came up with after reading some posts by Odin.

I think we should hijack this thread to make odes to random shriners.

I'll start!

Oh Cassie, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Cassie, hey Cassie
Oh Cassie, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Cassie, hey Cassie
Oh Cassie, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Cassie!

it may not be great, but at least it's original :-*

gj!

Oh, Sarah~ :swoon:

hmm.....oddly familiar yet tantalisingly catchy

Or maybe we should make threads about dedicating various forms of poetry to Shriners.

Like, a seperate one for haikus, another one for Limericks, etc?

Haikus, about YOU GUYS!

!!!


!


________

Our dear friend, Odin
with no penis nor vision
Stilll, he has his pride

Some praise for Ndi
I referenced an old movie
she recognized it

Inside Loki's head:
"Grrr! I hate you all so much!
Please be sweet to me"

Terry-kun, listen
druggy beatles are the best
and punk rocks poorly

Gandalf, heed these words
Vin Diesel's a poor actor
and Daredevil sucks

Sarah, look around!
See? A weird character is running
make a strange webpage

An ode to Larry
regarding his present mood
he is doing fine!

rezo, you suck balls.
Larry is not a member
of FFShrine, duh!

The rest of your li'l
haikus were apt, but you still
need to work at it.

<CENTER><U><FONT face="Century Gothic" color="gray">Shriners - One dreamers path</U>

Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Beaten why for (why for)
Can't take much more
Here we go
Here we go
Here we go now
Odin - Nothing wrong with me
Gandalf - Nothing wrong with me
Nymphadora - Nothing wrong with me
Lady Melissa Kail - Nothing wrong with me
Odin - Something's got to give
Gandalf - Something's got to give
Nymphadora - Something's got to give
Now
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Push me again (again)
This is the end
Here we go
Here we go
Here we go now
Odin - Nothing wrong with me
Gandalf - Nothing wrong with me
Nymphadora - Nothing wrong with me
Lady Melissa Kail - Nothing wrong with me
Odin - Something's got to give
Gandalf - Something's got to give
Nymphadora - Something's got to give
Now
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Skin against skin blood and bone
You're all by yourself but you're not alone
You wanted in and now you're here
Driven by hate consumed by fear
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Odin - Nothing wrong with me
Gandalf - Nothing wrong with me
Nymphadora - Nothing wrong with me
Lady Melissa Kail - Nothing wrong with me
Odin - Something's got to give
Gandalf - Something's got to give
Nymphadora - Something's got to give
Now
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Let the shriners hit the floor
Hate
Don't hate
Don't hate
Don't hate
Don't</CENTER></FONT>

You frighten me ;(

Ha ha ha! All of these are great. XD I liked rezo's haikus. :D And Cassie's use of "forien hoar."

Good job.

It was going fine until the drowning pool got introduced.

Nymphadora, eh

Originally posted by One dreamers path

Let the shriners hit the floor



Originally posted by MMM
OH I MISS YOU MORE AND MORE

To mrmonkeyman: Too bad.

To Cassie: I don't bite.

HAHAHAHA.
PT, you rule.

ODP = obliterated !:(!

I still disagree with how people treat Odin, and always will.

http://forums.ffshrine.org/showthread.php?threadid=16525

http://forums.ffshrine.org/showthread.php?threadid=16636

take care

Chris

I would like a rezo haiku :(

And without Odin, I would know such UP TO THE MINUTE NEWS OF THE INTERWEB.

I think the very beginning poem was interesting... it could have had more drive.. but it was ok.