FF Jokes!! Just tell what FF your joke is going to have in it and tell the punch line.... i'll go first.

FF X..... What did Wakka say to after he slept with Rikku..... Wakka: Al Behd aren't all that bad ya.

Originally posted by VincentValentine
FF X..... What did Wakka say to after he slept with Rikku..... Wakka: Al Behd aren't all that bad ya.

Please explain to me how that is a joke. ; ;

Seriously.

I don't get it.

That was lame. The name of the thread had gotten me excited, but I was dissapointed... how old are you? When I was 8, I might've gotten it if I knew what "sleeping with" meant back then. No, FF jokes deserve better...not that I can think of any jokes right now.

i get it.....just not all that funny you know?

i cant make up jokes....i can hardly tell the ones i know! i just make up comments about the chara.....you know, little things that happen that make it funny(i make them up) like;

paine and rikku were finishing a feind, an rikku hits it and says, 'thats gonna hurt in the morning!' then paine hits it and says, 'guess we wont be seeing you again!' as she hit it it dissapeard. rikku says 'nicley done partner!' paine says, 'stop that!'

then the next day they woke up, someone was knocking on the door. they opened it, the feind stood there....'yes accutuly that did hurt this morning......oh and where's the one that gave the final blow?' Rikku and Paine '*gulp*'

see? not all that funny but its better than making up jokes that dont make sence(not that that did but you know what i mean)

wasn't really tryin geez tough crowd!!


Originally posted by Ndi


Please explain to me how that is a joke. ; ;

Seriously.

I don't get it.

ok let me put it mildly.... Wakka and Rikku had sex and Wakka said Al Behd aren't bad after all get it now!?

Ah.

Participant A hates Al Bheds.

Participant B is an Al Bhed. Participant B is also hot and sexy.

Participant A then engages in sexual intercourse with Participant B. Because Participant B is also hot and sexy, Participant A decides that Al Bhed are "not so bad after all", creating comedy.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

That's hilarious.

I think your awful joke got into Ndi's head..She's gone nuts..

Originally posted by Ndi
Ah.

Participant A hates Al Bheds.

Participant B is an Al Bhed. Participant B is also hot and sexy.

Participant A then engages in sexual intercourse with Participant B. Because Participant B is also hot and sexy, Participant A decides that Al Bhed are "not so bad after all", creating comedy.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

That's hilarious.

Now that was f**kin' hilarious

Knock Knock

Who's there

VincentValentine

VincentValentine Who?

VilcentValentine tells the shittest jokes in the god damn world thats who.

Thats a Joke that. ;)

Okay Not Funny

And I don't have a better one !!!

Uh lets see...

What did the dead Tarutaru say to the Mithra White Mage after he gets raised?

"Hey, wanna raise mini-me too? 8)"

Okay that was dumb. :(

i got one really lame joke...

aeris: i think i'm gonna die.
tifa: why?
aeris: cait sith was staring at me...that's the last time i see him again, i had to get eye surgery last time he looked at me and now it's over.
tifa: yes, well, my eyes were already torn out by his ugly sight. he's a BIMBO.

lame yeah, but whatever :P

nock nock, whos there?, sword, sword who? , theres a frickin sword stickin threw you.
stupid but oh well. From FF7 i think you know witch scene its from

Auron : This Thread Is Lame.

Hey That's Auron Talking O:]

I posted this one before but I didn't get any laughs... ah well.

FFVII- Shinra Flight School:

Instructor: Okay Mr. Highwind, this'll be your first flying lesson. You do know how to fly the helicopter, right?"
Cid: "Right!"
Instructor: "Just fly up to 3,000 feet and land back down safely, got it?"
Cid: "Got it!"
~Cid climbs into the helicopter and starts the engine. He goes up, up, and down, then up, up and down, then up, up, and then crashes all the way back down. Cid climbs out from the wreckage.~
Instructor: "What happened?"
Cid: "Well, I went to 1,000 feet and that was okay, so I went up. I went to 2,000 feet and that was okay, so I went up. But then I got to 3,000 feet and it was getting cold so I switched off the fan.

that one was avtually pretty gd i think :) but other people'll prbably disagree with me :(

Please explain to me how that is a joke. ; ;

Seriously.

I don't get it.
It's better if you remember that Wakka actually says that at some point in the game.(Don't remember where, somewhere close to the end.)

Frog Catching-

Quina is chasing a frog. s/he tries as hard as s/he can, but can't catch it whatsoever.

Quina: "Aiyaaa! Stupid frog! Me catch you and cook you for breakfast!"

Quina leaps, and misses. Leaps again, misses again.

Quina: "Why me have to suffer like this?!"

Quina leaps one more time, the frog is just standing there.

Quina: "Gotcha this time!"

But in an instant the frog vanishes, and Quina falls face first into the mud. Master Quale walks over.

Quina: "Frog... it illusion?"
Quale: "You need work harder, Quina. Diet pills don't work on their own, you know."

i don't get it

Auron : This Thread Is Lame.
I agree with Auron

Paine : oh no, it totally rocks, it's the best thread EVER!

sarcasim lol

Paine : oh no, it totally rocks, it's the best thread EVER!

sarcasim lol

Pretty lame, too. :(

jokes where?

i don't get it

Yeah... I know. It basically makes fun of Quina's love for food, eating frogs, so his Master Quale put him on a diet, having him work really hard to catch a fake frog so Quina's diet pills would have an added effect. Pretty lame (like this thread).

i got one, sucks though

the scene in ff9 where puck makes vivi his slave

Puck: okay slave number 2! go over there and see if the coast is clear!'
*vivi walks down abit*
Puck: well? is it clear?
Vivi: yeah it's clear....apart from the sound man, the camra man and the director *waves*
Director: this is the last time i work with children! *shaking his head*

see? sucks

i got one, sucks though

the scene in ff9 where puck makes vivi his slave

Puck: okay slave number 2! go over there and see if the coast is clear!'
*vivi walks down abit*
Puck: well? is it clear?
Vivi: yeah it's clear....apart from the sound man, the camra man and the director *waves*
Director: this is the last time i work with children! *shaking his head*

see? sucks

Hee Hee, Kinda Funny ^ ^