Im not ripping off Tifa Martial Artists thread. I just think that us guys should be able to talk about our sick FF7 fantasies.
So, which is the HOTTEST FF7 chic?
Which would look the best naked?
Who would be the best in bed?(!!!)
These are the questions I ask and in my opinion I've always had a thing for Yuffie but what to you guys think?

These questions are pretty weird and they maybe your fantasies, but me, i don't dream or think about computer polygon characters.

Although my favourite female character is Tifa, she looks good in Advent Children too.

These questions are pretty weird and they maybe your fantasies, but me, i don't dream or think about computer polygon characters.

My thoughts exactly. I don't dream of polygon characters lol.

I know I'm a girl, but I still want to express an opinion...I think Aeris is prettiest.

Damn right we should have our own thread! So what if we're a bunch of hentais? It's fun!

Tifa is the hottest, Aeris would look the best nekkid, and Yuffie would be the best in bed, since she's so frisky, hyper, and she probably has a bunch of secret ninja sex moves squirreled away somewhere.

if they would be real, i would go for Aeris...

she's really sweet! :D

oh and i don't like yuffie her attitude

Aeris Hands down

Expressing my opinion too...Aeris all the way. She's kind-hearted and understanding.:)

Im glad to see that MOST of you guys arent afraid to express their attraction to the FF7 ladies.
Also I notice that quite a few of you are opting for Aeris, I bet she is not as pure as she is made out to be huh?

I agree with Sjel on this one. By the way, I'm no lesbo

I dont know Shinra Turk, the evidence is really piling up haha! I'm just kidding. But yea, Aeris.

Ya Aeris would probably be the most beautiful but tifa would also be pretty hot! cant decide.

Maybe this should be "recomended for guys AND lesbians", huh Shinra Turk...relax, I'm only kidding.
Anyway, yet more Aeris' votes stacking up, but sadly no Yuffie votes...come on SHE'S HOT!!! Although if it were possible for me to sleep with her in real life Im sure I'd wake with my dvd player stolen!

TIFA TIFA TIFA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, I said that Yuffie would be best in bed. I think Tifa would be too rough and Aeris would want it too gently.

i'd say tifa for hottest and yuna in wedding scene for prettiest

Hey, Yuna might be hot, but this is FFVII!

i have a theard just like this

i think Aeris is Hottest Yuffie Best Naked and Tifa Best in bed

Aeris hottest coz she is just too much a goody too shoes. Yuffie best naked coz she is hyper and has some nice polygon curvs and tifa best in bed coz she is so rough

yuffies and tifa on all of them

aeris is just plain old ugly and im glad i killed her

Nasty words, Sephiroth, and sure not to go down well with the many guys drooling over the sexily virginal Aeris.
But, on the upside, more votes tallying up for the super-kinky Yuffie! Yay!

im sephiroth i killed aeries. well shes all right i guess

well she isn't ugly and as for killing her is a bit weird to say but oh well tifa is hot

im sephiroth i killed aeries at the end of disk 1

cool i guess

well if they were real, you got to go with TIFA. Theres no competition. She has the perfect body. I dont really like goody goodys like aeris. and i wouldnt go with an underaged girl like yuffie because i dont want to become another R. Kelly.=-O

jeez man burn to r kelly well i agree with you streetskater169

Originally posted by sephiroth9013
im sephiroth i killed aeries at the end of disk 1

I'm a psychiatrist and you'd make me rich.

i don't think he'll like that comment very well

Originally posted by sephiroth9013
im sephiroth i killed aeries at the end of disk 1

I'm sorry to tell you at such a young age but sweety, your not Sephiroth.

dude im older then you i bet and its just a joke

i feel like killing someone. Prak you will do

Bring it, bunky.

I can take a polygon-worshipping pansy any day. :p

Sephiroth is powerless before my might. I have an ultimate weapon that can remove him from existence. It's called the on/off switch.

Originally posted by Prak
Bring it, bunky.

I can take a polygon-worshipping pansy any day. :p

Sephiroth is powerless before my might. I have an ultimate weapon that can remove him from existence. It's called the on/off switch.

your really pissin me off. for one your the pansy and i dont worship sephiroth and two trust me ill beat the livin crap out of you any day any time.

Temper, temper. You only brought it on yourself by pretending to be Sephiroth and claiming to kill the beautiful Aerith. Now really, you're pretending to be such a badass, but what are you really going to do? Beat up your computer moniter and hope we get the message? I would suggest that you stop being an ass and just get along with everyone else. Everyone's much happier that way.

Originally posted by sephiroth9013


your really pissin me off. for one your the pansy and i dont worship sephiroth and two trust me ill beat the livin crap out of you any day any time.

Kid, you have no idea what I'm like in the real world. But one thing people do not call me is a pansy. I haven't met anyone in years who was even willing to fight me, much less who could actually beat me. But the fact is that it doesn't matter on the internet.

Read this. Maybe it'll help you understand why.

Welcome to the Internet (http://members.ams.chello.nl/jvane/welcome.htm)

Prak, you are preaching to the chior. The link you sent is exactly the way it is. I wish more people would listen to it. While there are some untruths to it (such as the difference between copyright/ parody and slander/libel) it harbors many truths. Listen well!

LOL. Tifa for all of them...She's probably pretty rough...behind that er...Shyness she has..^_-

Oooookaaay!!!
I have not posted this thread in a while but things seem to hav gotten slightly out of hand, this isn't a f**king FF Rumble Mr. Sephiroth-wannabe. Potraying yourself as a macho man will do you no good on the net this is the land of brains, not brawn!
Also, I didnt quite understand your post Tifa Martial Artist!

I think she meant that Tia is hottest, best naked, and best in best. Everyone who's read all of the posts (to those who haven't- there aren't that many! Stop being lazy and read them!) already know how I feel, and my feelings have not changed. Although, I think that it would be much better if they all got naked and and a wild foursome with you. Of course, I bet Tifa would knee you in the kidneys at 3 AM, Aeris would molest your skull like a watermelon (I'm not positive where that came from...), and Yuffie would wait for you to fall asleep and steal your wallet and take off.... unless you burn her clothes so she can't leave...hmmm.....

Oh, and welcome back Tifa Martial Artist.

Kid, you have no idea what I'm like in the real world. But one thing people do not call me is a pansy. I haven't met anyone in years who was even willing to fight me, much less who could actually beat me. But the fact is that it doesn't matter on the internet.

I think it is the post with the most sense in this thread. Really you are right, and I read the ''Welcome to the Internet'' and I laughted at the people who would continue to act like that after reading this...

tifa, blatently, have you seen her knockers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Master Nabeshin
I think she meant that Tia is hottest, best naked, and best in best. Everyone who's read all of the posts (to those who haven't- there aren't that many! Stop being lazy and read them!) already know how I feel, and my feelings have not changed. Although, I think that it would be much better if they all got naked and and a wild foursome with you. Of course, I bet Tifa would knee you in the kidneys at 3 AM, Aeris would molest your skull like a watermelon (I'm not positive where that came from...), and Yuffie would wait for you to fall asleep and steal your wallet and take off.... unless you burn her clothes so she can't leave...hmmm.....

Oh, and welcome back Tifa Martial Artist.

That would hurt, seriosuly. But why would tifa knee you in the kidneys?

Originally posted by Tifa_Martial_Artist
But why would tifa knee you in the kidneys?

yeah, why? Unless she practises fighting in her sleep!! He, he, he.... :)

She could wrestle me any day, heh, heh, heh!

hey hey gd topic!!!
aeris probably take u slowly in bed! (can neva rush these things u know!)
Yuffie naked coz she is one hot babe!
But Tifa sums it all up!
She gd for anything!

Originally posted by Prak
Bring it, bunky.

I can take a polygon-worshipping pansy any day. :p

Sephiroth is powerless before my might. I have an ultimate weapon that can remove him from existence. It's called the on/off switch.

(pulls out pompoms) Go PRAK GO PRAK!!!!

Okay, this topic has gone into the wrong direction totally. Gotta be closed now. Good job, people. >: