This isn't exactly the kind of Friendship Peom i woud ever send my friends but none the less here it is.

When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared, I will dog you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath I pledge till the end. Why you may ask?

Because you're my friend.

Taken from: http://www.wilk4.com/humor/humorm240.htm

I don�t think, it is that bad. Actually I think it is cool. If a friend of mine would send me a poem like this, I�d like it. :)

Is that meant to ryme?

or

Is it ?Meant to be mean?

I wouldnt like a friend sending me that..

It counts what friend it is....I think it would be funny...;)

I got a black sense of humor, so......:rolleyes:

I think it's a great poem.. and it sounds kinda like me, hahah.

Mostly these lines..

"When you are scared, I will dog you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. "

....well it just didn't seem like a very nice poem to me, i'd have to admitt it was pretty funny but yeah, oh well thats just my opinion.

I thought it was funny but, I'm not sure if I would want that kind of support from a friend or not. Then again everyone is different. So if you knew that that was just the way he/she could express themselves I guess I wouldn't mind.

If it's a close friend i think they will realize your messing with them and your being friendly in a funny way...i think if they were down and sad that would cheer them up...i know it would cheer me up and make me laugh, but hey, thats me...