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The best scenes will have you talking, possible even debating about it (in a good way), will be done right by those who were involved in making the scene ( good acting, music, etc)

TV Shows:

TMNT (1987):
Turtle Tracks
- In the pizzeria, Rachael saying "Worse than that. It's the check" LOL.

X-Men:
Night Of The Sentinels, part 1
- The first Sentinel scenes from its first appearance to getting killed by Cyclops.

Batman TAS:
See No Evil (underrated episode IMO)
- the ending where Kimberly's mom closes the window and the camera pans up to see Batman standing there, turning around and walking away.

Power Rangers In Space:
From Out Of Nowhere, part 1
- opening scene

Shellshocked
The Rangers and Turtles vs Quantrons. Funny scene here. Good fight music too.

Movies:
TMNT (1990)
- Raph meeting Casey Jones. FUNNY SCENE LOL.
- Shredder's first appearance
- Shredder and Tensu (am I spelling that right?) talking about why the Turtles are troubling Shred-head and the Turtles practice scene that follows.
- Casey/Turtles vs The Foot in April's house. HIGHLIGHTS: Dan splitting water (that he got he got while his head was stuck a fish tank) into a Foot member's face, the nun-chuck contest between Mikey and a Foot member, Leo using crash cymbols to fight, Casey's appearance.
- Casey vs Tensu.
- TMNT's final fight with Shredder.

Batman (1989)
- Batman taking out the two guys in the rooftop. This is where he says, "I'm Batman."
- Napier's death scene (from Batman's appearance as that;s where the scene really takes off)
- Batman driving Vale to Batcave
- Batmobile destroying the Chemical building
- Batwing scenes
- the ending

Batman Returns
- Batman taking out the Red Triangle Gang and saving Selina
- Birth of Catwoman
- Catwoman saving girl
- Batman suiting up to save the princess
- Batmobile sabotaged and turning into a missile
- Batman fights other Red Triangle Gang members while Catwoman goes to Max's office, where she tells the cops "You're overpaid. Hit the road."

Batman Begins
- Bruce going down the elevator and opening up the closet to suit up ( this is after getting his birthday gift.)
- Batman saves Rachael/evading cops
- Batman saving Rachael and boy (where he reveals his identity, which is the only part I don't like about it)
- Batman stopping train
- the ending

That's all I can think of now.

devil's advocate, Pacino sticking his finger into the holy water....
and the way he glances upwards!

Nuts (starring Barbra Streisand): she is awaiting trial and talking to her lawyer:
Claudia Draper: Now, you talk to me and pretend I'm sane, okay?

Aaron Levinsky: Okay.

Claudia Draper: And I'll do the same for you.



there are others, i know, i just can't remember at the moment....

TV Shows:
Justice League Unlimited
Destroyer
- Superman shows Darkseid how powerful he really is

Pok�mon: Black & White: Rival Destinies
Battling the King of the Mines!
- Ash's Roggenrola evolves into Boldore and overpowers Clay's Excadrill with Rock Smash

Pok�mon: Diamond and Pearl: Sinnoh League Victors
Battling a Thaw in Relations!
- Ash's Infernape becomes a Super Saiyan after a fatal blow from Thunder then proceeds on owning Paul's Electivire

Movies:
Transformers
- The Autobots landing on Earth + Music

Transformers: Dark of The Moon
- The Autobots return to Chicago after their ship blew up + Music
- Optimus Prime going into rage mode and killing about 11 Decepticons including Shockwave + Music

Pacific Rim
- Gypsy Danger dragging an oil tanker through the streets of Hong Kong + Music

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
- The battle between the armies of Aslan and Jadis, the White Witch + Music

X-Men
- Wolverine gives proof to Cyclops he's the real one
Wolverine: Hey, it's me.
Cyclops: Prove it.
Wolverine: You're a dick.
Cyclops: Okay.

Star Trek: Generations
As The Enterprise Is Crashing Data "Shit"

Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End
Davy Jones Chashes Jack Sparrow Around The Dutchman

Buffy The Vampire Slayer S6 - Tebula Rassa
After Loseing Thier Memories Spike Belives Himself to Be Giles Son Called Randy (Horny Or Desperate For A Shag Giles)

Shaun of The Dead
After Pushing Mary the Zombie Onto The Unberella Base And Pearcing A Huge Hole Thru Her, Ed Starts To Wind The Disposable Camera LOL

House MD S7
The Whole House Vs Wilson With The Chicken Episode

Star Trek Into Darkness
Kirk And Urhura In The Tubolift Upon Hearing Spock and Uhura Are Fighting He Questions As the Door Open To Revil Spock Waiting Kirk Asks "Ears Burning"

Friends
Joey Has His Head Stuck Up The Turkey's Arse

even more awesome scenes:

Yu-Gi-Oh! (A few episodes)
Noah’s Final Threat, Part 2
- Noah destroy's Yami's Kuriboh, only to find out he still have his 100 life points. (NOTE: The song "Millennium Battle" form the album Music To Duel By plays)
Yami: What's the matter, you look shocked.
Noah: You should have lost the rest of your life points!
Yami: Take a closer look Noah.
Noah: You activated a trap!
Yami: That's right! It's a card known as Nutrient Z. Since your attack was strong enough to wipe out 2000 of my life points, I was able to activate my Nutrient Z trap card to protect me. So I received an additional 4000 life points before your attack did any damage. You can't get rid of me that easily Noah, thanks to my cards and to my friends!

Mime Control, Part 3 (Marik takes the control of Strings, a mime)
-Yami finds a way to defeat Slifer the Sky Dragon
Yami: The magic card Brain Control, now i'll control your monster.
Mokuba: I think I get Yugi's plan. He must want to use Brain Control to take over the dragon's mind but I still think Slifer's way too strong to be controlled.
(Marik/Strings laughs): It's not quite that simple, sorry Yami. I'm afraid all magic cards are completely ineffective against Egyptian God monsters. And now you'll pay the price for making such a foolish mistake!
Yami: Don't be so sure, who told you I was after your dragon?
Marik/Strings: You're not?
Yami: No Marik, there's another monster on your field I'm after, and i'll control him. My Brain Control card will seize your Revival Gem!
Marik/Strings: What can you possibly do with my Revival Gem card? It can't hurt my dragon so it's of no use to you.
Yami: You still don't get it, since Revival Gem reformed, draw your three new cards Marik.
Marik: I will, which raises my Egyptian God card another 3000 attack points. With every card I draw, my monster will get even stronger.
Marik/Strings: 1, 2, 3. That brings Slifer's attack points to 17000. And now pharaoh, the time for me to destroy you has finally arrived. Slifer, wipe out his Buster Blader and his life points!
Yami: Hold on Marik! Your Sky Dragon's special ability means it's second mouth HAS to attack any new monster that appears on my side of the field. That means before you can destroy me, your monster must attack my Revival Gem. You know what happens now.
Marik/Strings: Revival Gem, revives itself again!
Yami: And each time a monster regenerates, you have to draw 3 more cards from your dueling deck.
*Strings pulls 3 cards* Marik: This can't be, whenever Revival Gem reappears on the field, my dragon automatically attacks it. And since Yami controls Revival Gem, it will revive itself on his side of the field, which makes me draw 3 new cards. Then my dragon will attack again! Each event triggers the next in a never ending cycle. First attack, then regenerate, then draw. My Egyptian God card will continue to grow stronger with each cycle as I draw more cards. But it doesn't matter because I'm trapped. AH! There's no way out!
Yami: That's right Marik, once you run out of cards to draw you will automatically loose this duel.
Marik/Strings: NO! THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!
Yami: As powerful as your Egyptian God card is, no monster is without weakness and the Sky Dragon's flaw lies withing it's special ability. It's second mouth attack!
Marik: I have no control over my Egyptian God monster, as long as Yami's Brain Control is in effect, my dragon will keep attacking Revival Gem and my mind slave will keep drawing cards until - NO!
*Yami defeats Marik*

Yugi vs. The Rare Hunter, Part 2
- Yami is the first to defeat Exodia
- Yami uses Chain Destruction to destroy every copy of Exodia's head to prevent the Rare Hunter of summoning it.

Transformers: Energon
Omega Supreme
- Inferno (reformatted as Roadblock) shows up with the energon towers.
- Omega Supreme orders the energon towers to target Unicron's abdomen and making loads of explosions, even tho Unicron wasn't affected by them.

Each One Fights...
- Optimus Prime and his team arrive on Cybertron. He, Hot Shot, Rodimus, Prowl, Inferno, Ironhide and Landmine transform in the same stock footage.

Transformers: Cybertron
Titans
- Primus uses his 2 moons to pummel Starscream

Even more awesome scenes (Part 2):

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
- the Rohirrim arrives and charges towards the orcs + music

Digimon Data Squad
How to Fix a Broken Digivice
- Marcus, Thomas, and Yoshi manage to repair their digivices and unlock their partner's Mega form

King Drasil’s Fatal Decision
- Shinegreymon Burst Mode stops Karata

Human Potential
- The DATS pummel Craniamon's shield intentionally to destroy it and weaken him

Transformers: Age of Extinction
- Optimus, Crosshairs and Drift charge into battle with the Dinobots

more scenes:

Superman: The Movie (1978)
- Superman "turns back time" by flying around the Earth at super sonic speeds (making the planet rotate backwards)

Superman Returns
- Superman lifts up A FREAKING ISLAND MADE UP OF HIS ONLY WEAKNESS (basically Kryptonite) and sends it into space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnfXnWPpEo8

more awesome scenes:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
-Michelangelo thinks that Leo, April and Vern are dead after watching them fall of a cliff.
Mikey: NO! Leo! April! And that other guy! They were so young... So beautiful...
Raph: [speeding past him] They ain't dead, numbnuts!
Mikey: Oh, right on.

-The Turtles take an elevator to to get to their fight with the Shredder. During the wait, they start beatboxing with one another, then once it opens they charge out screaming.

Some More Favs


The World's End
The Whole Argument Regarding the Pronoun. and the scene in the toilet.


Kingsman: The Secret Servive
After Activating the Test on the Microchips The People In The Church Turn Homicidal And Colin Firth Kills Over 100 People!

House Season 4
When Told By Cuddy he Needs to Cut Down The Number of Recruits (Over 40) He Fires Row "D" After Discovering The Very Attractive Lady He Tells Row D To Sit Down And Decides to Fire Row "C"

Family Guy Season 8
The Whole Jackass Sketch.

My Favourite!
The Full Monty
The Scene At Gerald's House Where They Strip to Their Underwear And Talk About Dave Using "Clingfilm" to Loose Weight, The Door Bell Rings Where the Guys Come to Take His Stuff Upon Seeing 6 Semi-Naked Men Leave in Shock And Dave Says "It Ain't Bad This Stripping Lark Is It|?"

Once Upon A Time Season 2
When Emma And Henry Walk in on Snow And Charming In Bed! Classic "Maybe Next Time Put A Tie On The Door Or Say Comeback Later....I'm Gonna Go Make Tacos!"

Robocop (original): baddy who gets covered in acid gets splattered by car.

The Godfather The Death Of Sonny EWWWW

Austin Powers (Father, Son Circle)

Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.



Dr. Evil: Gentlemen, I have a plan. It's called blackmail. The Royal Family of Britain are the wealthiest landowners in the world. Either the Royal Family pays us an exorbitant amount of money, or we make it seen that Prince Charles has had an affair outside of marriage and therefore would have to divorce!
Number Two: Prince Charles *did* have an affair. He admitted it, and they are now divorced.
Dr. Evil: Right, people you have to tell me these things, okay? I've been frozen for thirty years, okay? Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info.
[pause]
Dr. Evil: Okay no problem. Here's my second plan. Back in the 60's, I had a weather changing machine that was, in essence, a sophisticated heat beam which we called a "laser." Using these "lasers," we punch a hole in the protective layer around the Earth, which we scientists call the "Ozone Layer." Slowly but surely, ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk of skin cancer. That is unless the world pays us a hefty ransom.
Number Two: [pause] That also already has happened.
[in original pressings, Number Two said "That also has already been done."]
Dr. Evil: Shit. Oh hell, let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Yeah? Good! Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Number Two: Don't you think we should ask for *more* than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Virtucon alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year!
Dr. Evil: Really? That's a lot of money.
[pause]
Dr. Evil: Okay then, we hold the world ransom for...
Dr. Evil: One... Hundred... BILLION DOLLARS!

Continuing with Austin Powers

[returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him]
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.

Austin: Who sent you?
Mustafa: You have to kill me.
Austin: Who sent you?
Mustafa: Kiss my ass, Powers!
Austin: Whose sent you?
Mustafa: Dr. Evil.
Felicity Shagwell: [Surprised] That was easy.
Austin: That was easy.
Felicity Shagwell: Why did you tell us?
Mustafa: I can't stand to be asked the same question three times. It just irritates me.
Austin: Where's Dr. Evil hiding?
Mustafa: Why would he tell me? I'm just one of his low-level functionaries.
Austin: Where's Dr. Evil hiding?
Mustafa: You'll have to torture me. I'll never tell you.
Austin: Where's Dr. Evil hiding?
Mustafa: Damn, three times. He's hiding in his secret volcano lair.
Austin: Where's Dr. Evil's secret volcano lair?
Mustafa: [spits] I spit at that question.
Austin: Do I really have to ask you two more times?
Mustafa: Go to hell, Powers.
Austin: Fine. Where is Dr. Evil's secret volcano lair?
Mustafa: I will take it to the grave with me!
Felicity Shagwell: Ah ha! You have to answer. He asked you three times.
Mustafa: No no no! The second question was 'Do I really have to ask you two more times?'. So that would be the first question in a new line of questioning, and wouldn't count in the other line of questioning.
Austin: He's right.

[Austin Powers is drowning a man in the toilet]

Austin Powers: Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?

Cowboy: Yeah, that's it! You show that turd who's boss.

Cowboy: "Jesus Boy! What Did You Eat?"

Entering the Restroom.

"Excuse Me you didn't happen to see..." (realises the gentlemen is blind) " Anything at all. Sorry"

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"Alotta fagina"
"I"m sorry i thought you siad your name was a lot of......nevermind"

From Goldmember

Fook Mi: [runs to Austin] Austin Powers! You're so great and so sexy!
Austin Powers: Thanks, baby! Now what's your name?
Fook Mi: Fook Mi!
Austin Powers: Can you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Fook Mi: No! Fook Mi! Like this!
[turns away so Austin can see Fook Mi written on her bag]
Austin Powers: Oh! Your name's Fook Mi!
Fook Mi: Would you like a drink?
[runs away to get drink]
Austin Powers: Actually I have a private bar...
[Fook Mi's twin sister, Fook Yu arrives]
Fook Yu: Here you go!
[gives him drink]
Austin Powers: [thinking she's Fook Mi] Fook Mi, that was fast!
Fook Yu: Fook Yu!

Dr. Evil:*Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen!

[laughs, then notices he isn't getting any laughs from his submarine crew]

Dr. Evil:*No? Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub...

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Goldmember:*Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Austin Power's fahza.

Dr. Evil:*His what?

Number 2:*His fahza, Dr. Evil.

Dr. Evil:*His farger? What's a farger?

Goldmember:*His fahza. You know, the fahza.

Dr. Evil:*You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy?

Goldmember:*Fahza, his dad, dad is fahza.

Dr. Evil:*Oh, his dad. His *fa-ther*

Scott Evil: It's no hassle...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: All I'm say...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: There gonna get a...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm just...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: Would...
Dr. Evil: Sh!... Knock-knock.
Scott Evil: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.

Nigel Powers:*All right Goldmember. Don't play the laughing boy. There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

Goldmember:*What? Take the fahza away! Dutch hater! And now, it is time to say goodbye. Dr. Evil's orders. Which, for you, is bad news bears,

[talks in a deep vioce]

Goldmember:*Walter Matthau.



Nigel Powers:*Easy peasy, lemon-squeasy. What, is this your first day on the job or something? Look, this is how it goes; You try to attack me, one at a time, and I knock you both out with a single punch. Ready? Go!

[Dr. Evil's henchmen do exactly as he predicted]

Nigel Powers:*Judo chop. Judo chop.

Dr. Evil:*Oh, he's good.

Henchman Sailor:*[approaches warily]

Nigel Powers:*Do you know who I am?

Henchman Sailor:*[nods]

Nigel Powers:*Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?

Henchman Sailor:*[nods again]

Nigel Powers:*I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?

[henchman falls down]

From The Spy Who Shagged Me

Fat Bastard: First things first: WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I've got a turtle-head poking out.

From The Spy Who Shagged Me

Fat Bastard: First things first: WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I've got a turtle-head poking out.

Dr. Evil "Charming"

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Dr. Evil "Okay, Your Not Seriously Going to Put That Skin In Your....Okay You Did. That's Just Gross."
Mini Me (Shakes Head in Disgust)

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I'm logging now lol thanks for the laughs theone. We will have to do another film series next time lol.

The scene in T2 where the T-800 meets the T-1000 for the first time in the corridor. Schwarzennger does the bullet shield thing then starts scrapping with Patrick.

The World's End...... The Whole Fucking Movie LOL Never Fails To Make Me Laugh.

Point Break: Reeves chasing Swayze through the neighbourhood. Then fires his gun in the air. As described by Frost to Pegg in Hot Fuzz. :)

Point Break: Reeves chasing Swayze through the neighbourhood. Then fires his gun in the air. As described by Frost to Pegg in Hot Fuzz. :)

Have You Ever Fired A Gun And Gone Ahhhh!!!
No! I Have Never Fired My Gun And Gone Ahhh!!!

Movies

Shaun Of the Dead
~ The point where Shaun comments on how a zombie is walking and says that they look drunk.
~ Where a poor man who I cannot remember the name of runs in, saws some zombies in half to rescue his devoured girlfriend.

Monty Python & the Holy Grail
~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liIlW-ovx0Y) Unladend Swallow
~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g) The Material Of a Duck | She's a Witch!
~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikssfUhAlgg) Just a Flesh Wound!

Maleficent
~ When Maleficent grabs the prince and flies out of the window as it smashes in slow motion.
~ When she drops him down the side of the castle.

The Polar Express
~ The train bumps into an iced-over lake which coincidentally covers the tracks.

Big Hero 6
~ The whole damn fucking movie.

Series'

Family Guy
There's so many, so I'll name my top 15 favourite moments, in no particular order.
~ Cool Whip
~ Peter brings home a giraffe, and Quagmire thought it was "the same giraffe from last night".
~ Peter and Joe race Jessie to Peter's lost finger.
~ Peter states that Keith is the worst guy's name.
~ Brian comes back from the dead.
~ Lois gets a modelling job! ( ͡� ͜ʖ ͡�)
~ Peter thinks he can do whatever he wants without consequences, so brings back 100 puppies.
~ Peter forgets how to sit down.
~ Stewie chops the arm of an Elf off slowly.
~ Brian meets Mr. Hoover.
~ Every Peter vs Ernie fights.
~ Randy Newman commentates on Lois eating an Apple.
~ Peter orders an extra large meal.
~ Stewie tries to get Lois' attention.
~ Brian admits he loves Olivia Dukakis.

Aghhh, let me think smmore.

The World's End.
Gary King:*Tonight, we will be partaking of a liquid repast as we wind our way up the Golden Mile. Commencing with an inaugural tankard in The First Post, then on to The Old Familiar, The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant, The Two-Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King's Head, and The Hole in the Wall for a measure of the same, all before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful terminus, The World's End. Leave a light on good lady, for though we may return with a twinkle in our eyes, we will be in truth blind - drunk!
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Gary King:*And here we go! Just like the Five Musketeers!

Steven Prince:*Three musketeers, wasn't it?

Peter Page:*Four, if you count d'Artagnan.

Gary King:*Well, nobody knows how many there were, really, do they?

Oliver:*You do know that "The Three Musketeers" was a fiction, right? Written by Alexandre Dumas?

Gary King:*A lot of people are saying that about the Bible these days.

Steven Prince:*What, that it was written by Alexandre Dumas?

Gary King:*Don't be daft, Steve! It was written by Jesus!

Andrew Knightley:*Are we there yet?

Gary King:*Let's do this!
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Gary King:*Drink up. Let's Boo-Boo.

Steven Prince:*'Boo-Boo'? What is that?

Gary King:*You remember "Let's Boo-Boo". You know, from Mr. Shephard's classroom, it said on the wall "Exit, Pursued by a Bear", you know, from that Shakespeare play?

Steven Prince:*A Winter's Tale.

Gary King:*Yeah. What was it called?

Steven Prince:*A Winter's Tale.

Gary King:*That's it. And if we needed to make a quick getaway, we'd say: "Exit, Pursued by a Bear". And then, it was: "Exit, Pursued by Yogi Bear". And then, it was just: "Let's Yogi and Boo-Boo". And then: "Let's Boo-Boo".

Steven Prince:*So you're saying we should go?

Gary King:*Yeah. Shitty, here. Isn't it?

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Steven Prince:*[checks watch, waiting for Garry to use the bathroom] This is a long piss.

Oliver:*If it is a piss. It might be a little

[mimes out cocaine snorting]

Peter Page:*Poo?

Oliver:*How's that a poo?

I've got that movie in my drawer, been meaning to watch it!

The 13th Warrior

After the Arab unable to handle a Viking sword he has the blacksmith reshape it into a scimitar, he then shows it off to the rest of their group. A red headed Viking responds, "Give an Arab a sword and he makes a knife." The Arab tries it out spins and twirls it around and then points it at the red headed Viking, which replies, "When you die, can I give that to me daughter."

After the Arab kills one of the Wendol and sees that it is a man, he kills a few more and comes upon his blonde Viking friend enjoying himself in the battle. The Viking looks at the Arab and says, "It's alright little brother. There are more!" He says enthusiastically and pointing at the mob of Wendol coming at them.

Perhaps not the most pleasant, but definitely one of the best scenes to appear in a superhero film ever:

The climactic fight scene in the clock tower at the end of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and the resulting harrowing death of one of the characters. By far the most shocking, moving, gutting, beautiful death I've seen on screen. And Zimmer's score could not be more perfect - breathlessly intense and chaotic, and then completely and utterly heartbreaking.

Little April Shower From Disney's Bambi. One of the Most Beautifully Animated and Musical Scenes Ever In A Animated Film.

Basically every scene in Marc Webb's The Amazing Spider-Man was wonderful. He was really in his element with the emotional scenes and it worked perfectly. But the fight scenes were epic too. Just every minute of that movie. :D

Fried green tomatoes

The parking lot scene, and otherwise known as towanda sene.
Never underestimate insurances.

[Evelyn is cut off in a parking lot]
Evelyn Couch: Hey! I was waiting for that spot!
Girl #1: Face it, lady, we're younger and faster!
[Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times]
Girl #1: What are you *doing*?
Girl #2: Are you *crazy*?
Evelyn Couch: Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.