Meph
03-20-2004, 05:22 PM
Janitor: DONT WALK ON MY CLEAN FLOOR
Girl: I'm sowwy. I didnt know it was just cweaned.
Janitor: Didn't your parents ever teach you to speak properly?
Girl: You mean. Somwon gonna kick your bwum bwum won dway.
Janitor: Yeah right.

*10 years later*

Mr Booty Man: HEY YOU. DONT WALK ON MY CLEAN FLOOR.
Ex-Janitor: Argh, fook orf!
Mr Booty Man: *kick kick kick*
Ex Janitor: OW, MY ARSE!

The moral is, be nice to little girls with speech impediments...OR THEY WILL DESTROY YOU.

*The End*

Bahamut ZERO
03-20-2004, 05:28 PM
Funny, in a very surreal way. :)

Meph
03-20-2004, 11:17 PM
The strange figure smoked a cigarette in the corny of a dark musty room. He gave a frivolous sneer as the 7 other gentleman entered the room to form the Board of Eight.

The Board of Eight dealth with very serious matters.

But today they were playing Twister, and the sneering smoking figure got to spin the spinner.

mrmonkeyman
03-21-2004, 07:57 AM
Originally posted by Meph
Janitor: DONT WALK ON MY CLEAN FLOOR
Girl: I'm sowwy. I didnt know it was just cweaned.
Janitor: Didn't your parents ever teach you to speak properly?
Girl: You mean. Somwon gonna kick your bwum bwum won dway.
Janitor: Yeah right.

*10 years later*

Mr Booty Man: HEY YOU. DONT WALK ON MY CLEAN FLOOR.
Ex-Janitor: Argh, fook orf!
Mr Booty Man: *kick kick kick*
Ex Janitor: OW, MY ARSE!

The moral is, be nice to little girls with speech impediments...OR THEY WILL DESTROY YOU.

*The End*
I sense this is autobiographical.

Kuro
03-21-2004, 01:24 PM
very good Meph, Awful? You sell your extremely talented self too short

Landlord of Sector 7
03-23-2004, 10:58 PM
haha cool DO0od.

Dhelor Aqari
03-25-2004, 10:02 PM
Well..... it's better than Hemingway.