If you could die by anything, what would it be?

I would like to die in a CQC battle with Solid Snake. 8-)

Autoerotic Asphyxiation

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Autoerotic Asphyxiation
Wut?

Autoerotic AsphyxiationWut?

Google image search it.

I would not like to die at all.

Google image search it.
What the f is wrong with you? lol

What the f is wrong with you? lol

:noonecares: I don't know.

Death by suffocation...

Brought upon by the large breasts of *coughsarahcough* a beautiful woman looking to take my riches.

Death by suffocation...

Brought upon by the large breasts of *coughsarahcough* a beautiful woman looking to take my riches.
Who Sarah be?

Who Sarah be?

one of the admin/mods of the Shrine.
Sworn to protect the sanctity of cats, mages, and destroy all sparkling vampires.

one of the admin/mods of the Shrine.
Sworn to protect the sanctity of cats, mages, and destroy all sparkling vampires.

Oh really? I kill cats so she might wanna check that.

Zombie apocalypse

I have one bullet left and a horde of the undead are creeping towards me. What do I do? I point it at my temple, close my eyes and...BLAM!

The End?

Total protonic reversal.

First, I don't want to die...but if...In bed with a Lady ( of a cardiac arrest, or be killed by this Lady in a sexual paroxysm !!! ) ;)

Holding my AR-15 fighting for my second amendment

Maybe i won't have to do that?

figured know one here would compare to that ^^

well apparently none of us will die how we want to.....Well for us that live in the united states anyways.....Has anybody been watching the news.......North korea is about to fuck america up, Im loyal to my country an all and i know we are strong, We have no business being over there in the firstplace.........Anyways point is i guess north korea is setting up missile cruisers or something along the lines of that all along the east coast of america, "CBS 21 news in pennsylvania" . They were also talking about that if it does happen there will be another draft.......Why is america so fuckin stupid always got to but in everyones business.....depending on what happens in the next month or 2, I just wanna say its been fun chattin....

^You're not very smart...are you?

NK is all bark and no bite.

exhaustion after impregnating the most beautiful women of each ethnicity.

^You're not very smart...are you?

NK is all bark and no bite.

ok i suppose you live there an understand all they know is war??? I mean around here in america we don't teach our 12 year olds how to fight with an Ak47 do we?????? no we don't....Do you use you're internet ? I know we have one of the strongest if not the strongest military on the planet! But our troops are not taught how to shoot from age 7 through 27 ....There secluded for a reason. Buy a ticket to north korea and see how hard it is to get there? You can't and you wont. im sorry but yeah i think a 12 year old north Korean could out shoot a 20 year old american any day ....DO you use you're internet? for what? facebook? Twitter? FFshrine? Do you have any idea what north korea is capable of?? try not to read an american news sight. Find a russian news sight or Another Countries news and read about What nk is all about......They want to fuck shit up an were first on there list.. of course we could handle them 1 on 1.......Do you use you're internet? for what? gossip you think america is so great? yeah me too an thats why were in deep shit< turn on your kanye west and beyonce...keep thinking were invincible...live your life, do what you gotta do to make you feel better...You think war is not real or cannot happen in the u.s.a? you think were impenetrable? your out of your mind...its just that we never had somebody declare war inside our nation and now somebody finally has the nuts to do it! ......All bark my ass, they might not beat us but they damn sure have the technology and enough troops to do some damage.

haha some people...........Big things come in small packages

The vast majority of NK's population are poor, barely literate, ban-from-using-guns, starving...civilians.

The 'Red Dawn' remake is NOT reality.

NK does this 'we're gonna kill us some southern Ks' all the time as a way to get aid because the government knows without it they would fall.



I think that foil "helmet" you're wearing is making your brain go dumb.

Holding my AR-15 fighting for my second amendment

Maybe i won't have to do that?

Oh good god.

First off, get yourself a steady, more accurate weapon. The AR-15 is a joke. If you want to go assault rifle to feel better about yourself, get an AK-47. It's a tried and true classic. A bit heavy but good accuracy (for an assault rifle), and a solid weapon not prone to jamming or breaking, assuming you don't get a cheap imitation.

But I'd avoid assault rifles altogether. Get yourself a 22 rifle, that way you can use the same ammo in a 22 pistol. It doesn't pack a lot of punch, but in the right hands it can still be deadly, and far more accurate than any automatic or semi-auto which will be prone to "jumping around" every time you fire

PESSSHHHHHEWWWAAWWOOOOAAA



My way kills you all anyway, so I win.

I want to die after a massive huge phenomenal orgasm on a bed half naked with a smile on my face surounded by:
Emma Watson
Natalie Portman
Emma Stone
Kylie Minogue
Evangeline Lilly
Sharon Stone
Jennifer Aniston
and
Angelina Jolie
( all naked of course )

I want to die after a massive huge phenomenal orgasm on a bed half naked with a smile on my face surounded by:
Emma Watson
Natalie Portman
Emma Stone
Kylie Minogue
Evangeline Lilly
Sharon Stone
Jennifer Aniston
and
Angelina Jolie
( all naked of course )
:tyson:

cv
The vast majority of NK's population are poor, barely literate, ban-from-using-guns, starving...civilians.

The 'Red Dawn' remake is NOT reality.

NK does this 'we're gonna kill us some southern Ks' all the time as a way to get aid because the government knows without it they would fall.



I think that foil "helmet" you're wearing is making your brain go dumb.


im not one of those people that believe aliens are going to invade us haha but i do believe in war...However i do have a spare cell phone and spare CB radio wrapped in plastic wrapped in foil an sealed inside a metal box for emergency.......Its always better to be safe then sorry.....Anything could happen....If the aliens invade then ill whip out my foil helmet lol...

But I'd avoid assault rifles altogether. Get yourself a 22 rifle, that way you can use the same ammo in a 22 pistol. It doesn't pack a lot of punch, but in the right hands it can still be deadly, and far more accurate than any automatic or semi-auto which will be prone to "jumping around" every time you fire

yeah i hear that...But AR's are actaully one of the most reliable and easiest rifles to obtain in america!!! it sucks that it cost me 800 dollars dissembled But its very easy to put back together....Ill look into getting a remington i heard there pretty good and very cheap like 300$ and you can pick one up at walmart.....

But really Ill answer this wuestion legit because my first answer was more realistic

I would like to die (i dont want to die at all) , if i had to choose the way it happened, I would probably want to drown in a lake of pure THC and Opiates haha, That way i could be happy and feel good, and at the sametime whatever i thought of would become real because i'd be so fucked up....

witnessing the end of human civilization

for better or worse this probably has a 0% chance of happening

The vast majority of NK's population are poor, barely literate, ban-from-using-guns, starving...civilians.




sorry tanis but this statement here is dead wrong.
dont base your views on US media.
99% of best korea's population is literate, since education is free. not saying there are super einsteins, but they are not rednecks either.

this is the one thing we all could not escape. we will have it sooner or later. but if i where to fictionalize it i would like to go down with a bang under a zombie apocalypse and the last one left standing, i would try to crash a huge plane full of explosives in the center of where all the walkers had gathered up and bring em all with me to pieces.

I'd like to die with the feeling that I am ready to go (someplace else then)

i want to die meditating under a tree in india or japan maybe

not by sickness, but alone and forgotten

brain cancer.

theodred27, as you want to die a bit like me...we can arrange a double suicide ( when we wanna die of course, not immediately...I have all my time ) :) :) :)
I cannot promise you a "huge phenomenal orgasm"...but we can try... ( no not yet, "When I'm 64" as the other say ) ;)

Hmm i'm going to be really boring and just say peacefully in my sleep so it's as painless as possible. Lol or in a apocalypse.