StRuPiE
01-25-2013, 12:32 AM
Well well well, what a surprise... err, not!

Thoughts?



hahahaha

Alexios
01-26-2013, 07:05 AM
Star Wars Is Being Kick-Started with Dynamite | StarWars.com (http://starwars.com/news/star-wars-is-being-kick-started-with-dynamite-jj-abrams-to-direct-star-wars-episode-vii.html)

Now it's confirmed.

JumpMaster13
01-26-2013, 07:23 AM
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AFMG
01-26-2013, 08:18 AM
It's a joke? Come on! He can't direct Star Trek AND Star Wars... COME ON!!

Alexios
01-26-2013, 11:19 AM
I know how you feel, AFMG. It's very weird. I know some actors and design people have crossed over, but directors? Now GL needs to direct an episode of the next Trek TV show.

JumpMaster13
01-26-2013, 11:27 PM
Abrams is a good, solid director. It's better news than if, say, Chris Columbus was going to direct Star Wars movies. (Ugh! How does that guy keep getting directing jobs!?)

AFMG
01-27-2013, 08:34 AM
Hummm... OH. COME ON!

scorefana
01-29-2013, 04:20 PM
Even Uwe Boll can do a better job than Lucass, be thankful with what you got.

I can only imagine what will happen if Disney decides to release the original trilogy in its theatrical version! Lucass will want to shot himself.

Plus, imagine if EP VII makes more money than Titanic or Avatar! He probably saw his SW useless merchandise was dropping in sells, and he thought "ok, its better to take out of my way this bomb"....when the actual problem was him and his horrific ideas.

theone2000
01-31-2013, 01:10 PM
I think it's time for this link again daa FUCK? (uncensored) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKFlhczTPUw)

When JJ Abrams has his epiphany, he will request that all his films be credited to Alan Smithee.


Star Wars Episode VII - A New Timeline.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far way, some pesky aliens change history and Han Solo never meets Chewy, the Death Star runs on Diesel, and Yoda is a yogurt. OMG!

How long before they do a Star Trek vs. Star Wars?

Any way, what happened to the holographic Star Wars plan?

scorefana
01-31-2013, 06:10 PM
I think it's time for this link again daa FUCK? (uncensored) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKFlhczTPUw)

When JJ Abrams has his epiphany, he will request that all his films be credited to Alan Smithee.


Star Wars Episode VII - A New Timeline.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far way, some pesky aliens change history and Han Solo never meets Chewy, the Death Star runs on Diesel, and Yoda is a yogurt. OMG!

How long before they do a Star Trek vs. Star Wars?

Any way, what happened to the holographic Star Wars plan?


George Lucass made a movie with Chewacca celebrating xmas with his family.......What you are saying is GOLD compared to that.

Oh yeah! And he made the proquels also, which are as bad as those.......well.....the SFX of Xmas special were better at least.

fargo_viper
02-01-2013, 03:35 AM
I hope they will bring back some of the original actors (Hamill, Ford, Fisher, etc.) I wouldn't mind that they'd be so old if the main story revolved around their children or something like that.

theone2000
02-01-2013, 04:23 AM
George Lucass made a movie with Chewacca celebrating xmas with his family.......What you are saying is GOLD compared to that.

Oh yeah! And he made the proquels also, which are as bad as those.......well.....the SFX of Xmas special were better at least.

I've seen clips of the xmas special - hilarious. I also remember R2-D2, C3-PO and Luke Skywalker appearing on the Muppet Show. The muppet Show - Backstage with C3PO - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6g4iCTRrmQ)

3rd party Star Wars:

Stormtroopers' 9/11 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV7Ha3VDbzE)

Star Wars Subway Car - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5gCeWEGiQI)