Megaboz
01-18-2004, 12:26 AM
EDIT: IF YOU LIKE FROGS DONT READ THIS, OK?
This might seem like a joke - but this is real poetry that I did a while ago that's posted in different places on the net. I don't know it will get closed here, but whatever. I leave that up to the mods.
The first in the pain and dismemberment series is entitled "Froggy"
It was just a little one, before I had really gotten into the swing of Pain and Dismemberment. But you have to start somewhere!
Froggy
Oh dear froggy, how I love thee.
I hold thee in my hands, and caress thee.
As I touch thy little hea... OH MY GOD!!
I KILLED IT!! I KILLED MY POOR FROG!!!!!
I JUST WANTED TO LOVE IT, BUT INSTEAD I PRESSED TOO HARD AGAINST ITS SKULL AND CRUSHED IT MERCILESSLY, CAUSING GREY BRAIN MATTER TO SQUIRT ALL OVER MY HANDS, AND BLOOD TO EXPLODE INTO MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY GOD, WHY!????????????????????
The end.
This might seem like a joke - but this is real poetry that I did a while ago that's posted in different places on the net. I don't know it will get closed here, but whatever. I leave that up to the mods.
The first in the pain and dismemberment series is entitled "Froggy"
It was just a little one, before I had really gotten into the swing of Pain and Dismemberment. But you have to start somewhere!
Froggy
Oh dear froggy, how I love thee.
I hold thee in my hands, and caress thee.
As I touch thy little hea... OH MY GOD!!
I KILLED IT!! I KILLED MY POOR FROG!!!!!
I JUST WANTED TO LOVE IT, BUT INSTEAD I PRESSED TOO HARD AGAINST ITS SKULL AND CRUSHED IT MERCILESSLY, CAUSING GREY BRAIN MATTER TO SQUIRT ALL OVER MY HANDS, AND BLOOD TO EXPLODE INTO MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY GOD, WHY!????????????????????
The end.