Since pretty much anything is allowed here, I thought I'd start of conversation of this. Some time ago, I actually did see a thread regarding the masturbation subject, but it was so old that I didn't want to bump it. Also, if anyone feels uncomfortable discussing this, then by all means, don't feel like you have to post here. For those that don't mind and are comfortable discussing this, feel free to post.

Anyway, how I learned of masturbation is actually a pretty funny story, because I learned about it from a kid that was around my age (I think he was 2 years or so older than me) that I played with on a free online game, which was Arc the Lad: End of Darkness. Unfortunately, due to low popularity, Sony did not renew their contract and the servers were shut down on June 16, 2006.

Moving on, though, sometime before the shutdown, and I'm not even sure how the conversation started, and I don't even remember what was exactly said, one of the players that I knew well since we had been playing for a while started talking about masturbation, and I was 14 at the time, and as stated earlier, I think he was 2 or so years older than me, so that would have made him 16, and I think I asked something along the lines of "what's that?" because I honestly did not know what it was, and they all were surprised that I did not know what it was, and I'm not sure if the following happened immediately after that (there may have been a tiny bit more discussion), but he ended up telling me to move my hand up and down my penis (I THINK those are the words he used) until white stuff came out (those words I clearly remember him saying), so I did it. I also remember asking how fast, and he said as fast as I could. Anyway, I didn't really feel anything at the time because when you first start stroking, it's really just a normal feeling of your hands touching skin on your body since it takes a while for the feeling of the semen coming through (before the orgasm) to get there, so I kept stroking, but my mom was working in the backyard and she came in, so I had to stop, and they started laughing, but not because of that, but because I was talking very quietly since the masturbation discussion resumed when I had to stop since I still had some questions about it, but I didn't want my mom to hear me. Anyway, I think it was a few days later (or maybe the day after, I can't remember) that I got curious about it and decided that I wanted to give it another go. I was home alone at the time, so I went in the bathroom, sat on the toilet, and stroked until I ejaculated. I don't think I really paid attention to the feeling, though, since it was my first time, because I don't remember feeling anything. I think I just wanted to see what happened when you did it long enough. So, anyway, the next time I got on the game, which I think (not sure) was the same day, I told him about it, and I can't remember what he said, but I think a "nice job" or something like that was implied in it.

After that, I would just go sit on the toilet and ejaculate. The reason I did it in the bathroom was because I didn't want a mess in my bedroom (by it going on my bed or floor), but I ended up doing it in my bedroom. I got on my back, most of the time fully naked, and just let it go on my stomach (or shirt if I wasn't fully naked on one of the times I wasn't fully naked). Now, since I think either late 2010 or early 2011 (I don't even remember at all), I've been doing it the other way around. I get down on my knees and lean on my left hand, and stroke with my right hand until I ejaculate. However, so I don't make a mess, I ejaculate on the previous day's / day's shirt. What I mean by that is that when I was a freshman (2008 - 2009), I had morning classes (I'm partly homeschooled, as you guys know). During freshman year, I had the first three periods, so my mom picked me up at 11:25 AM (going by regular schedule), which is when 1st lunch started. She took me home, made lunch, and sometime after she left, I would masturbate until I ejaculated. However, even though I said 2010 to 2011, I honestly don't remember at all, so I'm not sure in which position I masturbated, and because of that, I'm not sure if that's when I still did it on my back or not, but, anyway, since I was done with school, anything that overshot went on my clothes, and then I just put on something else. During sophomore year (2009 - 2010), I had 5th and 6th period, so afternoon classes that year. It should also be noted that, until sometime last school year (2010 - 2011), I would pretty much always sleep in my day's clothes. Anyway, because it was afternoon classes, I did it in the morning since I could just take a shower afterwards (I think I still did it on my back). I don't know when it started, but I do know for sure I did it the other way around (on knees, leaning on left hand) during junior year. Moving on to junior year (2010 - 2011), afternoon classes once again (4th, 5th, and 6th period), so pretty much the same as sophomore year. However, I know that sometime I started doing it multiple times a day, and I think it was during junior year. Once in the morning on the previous day's clothes and then again after school on that day's clothes. Anyway, moving on to the present (senior year - 2011 - 2012), I do it after school. I'm there in the morning and afternoon this year (1st, 2nd, 4th, and 5th period). It's mostly once right now, though. Also, I, of course, did it during summer breaks and stuff, but to keep this from going on forever, I'm not including summer breaks, only what I did during the school year.

So, anyway, how did you guys learn about masturbation? Was it just by yourselves? As in, you just got curious one day during your teenage years and wanted to see what would happen? Did your parents talk to you about it? Did your friends talk to you? Anything else not listed here? Also, going by statistics, how would you guys say most people learn about it?

Anyway, moving on to the other subject I wanted to talk about, what is your guys' opinions on sexual slang that's used these days? Do you use the actual (scientific) words or the slang words? Some examples I can think of: Would you guys rather say penis (actual word / scientific word) or dick (slang word), which can actually be someone's name. Would you guys rather say I masturbated until I ejaculated or I played with myself until I jacked off. Would you guys rather say I want you to give me oral sex / suck my penis or I want you to give me head / suck my dick. Would you guys rather say I want to have anal sex with you or I want to fuck / rim you.

Those examples should be enough to tell what I'm getting at with this. Personally, I prefer the actual / scientific words. However, I don't mind using the slang, and I end up actually using the slang more for certain things than the actual words even though I said I prefer the actual words, lol. Anyway, I don't really talk about my penis willy-nilly to my friends, unless it's a general or joke conversation, but on the occasions where the human genitals / genitalia subject comes up, I would say dick rather than penis just because I'm around my friends. I also brought this up on KHV, with fewer examples, of course, and here's what someone said: Sometimes saying "dick" instead of "penis" is easier for some. Personally, I prefer to use the former as I feel using the latter talks about the male reproductive organ as a toy, when it's anything but.

Like I stated, even though I prefer the actual words, I currently use the slang more for certain things like dick instead of penis. However, regarding fucking or anal sex, I've never really gotten into a situation where I need to say something about anal sex -- at least not something that I started. Anyway, moving on to another example. Gay and homosexual. While I don't mind gay being used for a homosexual instead of saying homosexual itself, I mind it when people use it as a placement for stupid, idiot, dumb, etc., such as that's so gay or you're so gay. It's one thing if I said "He admitted to me that he was gay" instead of "He admitted to me that he was homosexual," because that really can't be considered rude at all, but when they use it in a derogatory manner, such as that's so gay, it bothers me.

Anyway, again, what are your guys' thoughts?

Discuss away.

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I haven't put that much effort into typing since I left school.

But, anyway. I don't recall how I learned, but I am partial to a dry hand wank, usually lefty even though I'm right-handed.
Blow into something disposable, trash can, empty bags, whatever. No mess, no fuss.

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I haven't put that much effort into typing since I left school.

But, anyway. I don't recall how I learned, but I am partial to a dry hand wank, usually lefty even though I'm right-handed.
Blow into something disposable, trash can, empty bags, whatever. No mess, no fuss.

That's basically the same concept I use when I blow on my T-shirts. Since I'm done with them, as well as the jeans / pants / shorts I'm wearing, of course, I put them in the laundry and wash them later.

I used to blow on an old, broken mattress I slept on that I now use as a support for the mattress I'm using now, and I would just wipe it up with the T-shirt I had worn that day and spray disinfectant on it, and I did that for quite a while, actually, but I can only do that so much before the smell of semen actually goes in the mattress, making the disinfectant useless, so I stopped that. It would be embarrassing to have my mom come in or have a friend who's hanging out ask me the "what smells" question. :x Normally, that would be fine if it were just garbage or something, but how do you tell someone it's semen because you've blown on the mattress they're sitting on? XD

i don't masturbate as frequently at 31 as i did at age 18

i used to practice taoist "injaculation" which is just having an orgasm without actually ejaculating. i stopped that after i read it could cause health problems

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Since I'm done with them, as well as the jeans / pants / shorts I'm wearing, of course, I put them in the laundry and wash them later.

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:doc:

I haven't put that much effort into typing since I left school.

Just to add a note, since I'm still in school. I wish I could do assigned essays that well. I mean, it only took me from 11:51 AM PDT to 12:59 PM PDT to write this. It doesn't really take me too long to write essays for school, but I always have a problem of getting them started and keeping them flowing.


i don't masturbate as frequently at 31 as i did at age 18

i used to practice taoist "injaculation" which is just having an orgasm without actually ejaculating. i stopped that after i read it could cause health problems

What's that?

What's that?


Many Taoist practitioners link the loss of ejaculatory fluids to the loss of vital life force: where excessive fluid loss results in premature aging, disease, and general fatigue. While some Taoists contend that one should never ejaculate, others provide a specific formula to determine the maximum amount of regular ejaculations in order to maintain health.[3] The general idea is to limit the loss of fluids as much as possible to the level of your desired practice. As these sexual practices were passed down over the centuries, some practitioners have given less importance to the limiting of ejaculation. Nevertheless, the "retention of the semen" is one of the foundational tenets of Taoist sexual practice.[4]

There are different methods to control ejaculation prescribed by the Taoists. In order to avoid ejaculation, the man could do one of two things. He could pull out immediately before orgasm, a method which Joseph Needham termed "coitus conservatus".[5] The second method involved the man applying pressure on perineum, thus retaining the sperm. While, if done incorrectly can cause a retrograde ejaculation, the Taoists believed that the jing traveled up into the head and "nourished the brain."[6] This method is referred to by some Taoist scholars as "The Million Dollar Point" (reference Mantak Chia), regarding it as either a cheap lesson for income or a backup method, believing that it somehow lessened the loss of "jing" from a full ejaculation. Some modern teachers have come to the conclusion that the method should not be used because of potential dangers.[7] Another method involves the Taoist to train himself to separate the impulses of ejaculation and orgasmic contraction (the contraction of the pelvic muscles that "pump" the prostate and the ejaculate). By separating these impulses, at the point of orgasm, the man can halt penetration but remain inside his partner, and forcibly clench his pelvic floor ("stunting" the initial prostate contractions), while simultaneously adopting a meditation like "intention" that these Taoists believe redirect not the physical sperm, but the life energy (jing) it contains up the back and to the center of the brain. This way the man will still have an orgasm, but will not ejaculate, and most importantly will not lose his erection. This formula prescribes the man to climb a "ladder" of escalating orgasms in conjunction with the meditation like "intention", in order to cultivate and store massive amounts of "jing". If performed successfully the male should have no stagnating pain in the testes, and should have no semen in his urine, as well as the health benefits expected by practitioners[citation needed]. Those that practice this method believe that it is one of the keys to immortality.

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don't do it though. unless you know what you're doing, you can cause health problems. i had some taoist sex handbooks i followed, but i still got nervous i was fucking something up, so i stopped.

apparently it can cause semen to back up into your bladder if you're not careful. plus withholding too long can arguably lead to problems with your prostrate years down the road.

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don't do it though. unless you know what you're doing, you can cause health problems. i had some taoist sex handbooks i followed, but i still got nervous i was fucking something up, so i stopped.

apparently it can cause semen to back up into your bladder if you're not careful. plus withholding too long can arguably lead to problems with your prostrate years down the road.

Yeah, I probably won't do that. I just ejaculate normally.

good to know

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Since pretty much anything is allowed here, I thought I'd start of conversation of this. Some time ago, I actually did see a thread regarding the masturbation subject, but it was so old that I didn't want to bump it. Also, if anyone feels uncomfortable discussing this, then by all means, don't feel like you have to post here. For those that don't mind and are comfortable discussing this, feel free to post.

Anyway, how I learned of masturbation is actually a pretty funny story, because I learned about it from a kid that was around my age (I think he was 2 years or so older than me) that I played with on a free online game, which was Arc the Lad: End of Darkness. Unfortunately, due to low popularity, Sony did not renew their contract and the servers were shut down on June 16, 2006.



Moving on, though, sometime before the shutdown, and I'm not even sure how the conversation started, and I don't even remember what was exactly said, one of the players started that I knew well since we had been playing for a while started talking about masturbation, and I was 14 at the time, and as stated earlier, I think he was 2 or so years older than me, so that would have made him 16, and I think I asked something along the lines of "what's that?" because I honestly did not know what it was, and they all were surprised that I did not know what it was, and I'm not sure if the following happened immediately after that (there may have been a tiny bit more discussion), but he ended up telling to move my hand up and down my penis (I THINK those are the words he used) until white stuff came out (those words I clearly remember him saying), so I did it. I also remember asking how fast, and he said as fast as I could. Anyway, I didn't really feel anything at the time because when you first start stroking, it's really just a normal feeling of your hands touching skin on your body since it takes a while for the feeling of the semen coming through (before the orgasm) to get there, so I kept stroking, but my mom was working in the backyard and she had come in, so I had to stop, and they started laughing, but not because of that, but because I was talking very quietly since the masturbation discussion resumed when I had to stop since I still had some questions about it, but I didn't want my mom to hear me. Anyway, I think it was a few days later (or maybe the day after, I can't remember) that I got curious about it and decided that I wanted to give it another go. I was home alone at the time, so I went in the bathroom, sat on the toilet, and stroked until I ejaculated. I don't think I really paid attention to the feeling, though, since it was my first time, because I don't remember feeling anything. I think I just wanted to see what happened when you did it long enough. So, anyway, the next time I got on the game, which I think (not sure) was the same day, I told him about it, and I can't remember what he said, but I think a "nice job" or something like that was implied in it.



After that, I would just go sit on the toilet and ejaculate. The reason I did it in the bathroom was because I didn't want a mess in my bedroom (by it going on my bed or floor), but I ended up doing it in my bedroom. I got on my back, most of the time fully naked, and just let it go on my stomach (or shirt if I wasn't fully naked on one of times I wasn't fully naked). Now, since I think either late 2010 or early 2011 (I don't even remember at all), I've been doing it the other way around. I get down on my knees and lean on my left hand, and stroke with my right hand until I ejaculate. However, so I don't make a mess, I ejaculate on the previous day's / day's shirt. What I mean by that is that when I was a freshman (2008 - 2009), I had morning classes (I'm partly homeschooled, as you guys know). During freshman year, I had the first three periods, so my mom picked me up at 11:25 AM (going by regular schedule), which is when 1st lunch started. She took me home, made lunch, and sometime after she left, I would masturbate until I ejaculated. However, even though I said 2010 to 2011, I honestly don't remember at all, so I'm not sure which position I did when masturbation, and because of that, I'm not sure if that's when I still did it on my back or not, but, anyway, since I was done with school, anything that overshot when on my clothes, and then I just put on something else. During sophomore year (2009 - 2010), I had 5th and 6th period, so afternoon classes that year. It should also be noted that, until sometime last school year (2010 - 2011), I would pretty much always sleep in my day's clothes. Anyway, because it was afternoon classes, I did it in the morning since I could just take a shower afterwards (I think I still did it on my back). I don't know when it started, but I do know for sure I did it the other way around (on knees, leaning on left hand) during junior year. Moving on to junior year (2010 - 2011), afternoon classes once again (4th, 5th, and 6th period), so pretty much the same as sophomore year. However, I know that sometime I started doing it multiple times a day, and I think it was during junior year. Once in the morning on the previous day's clothes and then again after school on that day's clothes. Anyway, moving on to the present (senior year - 2011 - 2012), I do it after school. I'm there in the morning and afternoon this year (1st, 2nd, 4th, and 5th period). It's mostly once right now, though. Also, I, of course, did it during summer breaks and stuff, but to keep this from going on forever, I'm not including summer breaks, only what I did during the school year.



So, anyway, how did you guys learn about masturbation? Was it just by yourselves? As in, you just got curious one day during your teenage years and wanted to see what would happen? Did your parents talk to you about it? Did your friends talk to you? Anything else not listed here? Also, going by statistics, how would you guys say most people learn about it?

Anyway, moving on to the other subject I wanted to talk about, what is your guys' opinions on sexual slang that's used these days? Do you use the actual (scientific) words or the slang words? Some examples I can think of: Would you guys rather say penis (actual word / scientific word) or dick (slang word), which can actually be someone's name. Would you guys rather say I masturbated until I ejaculated or I played with myself until I jacked off. Would you guys rather say I want you to give me oral sex / suck my penis or I want you to give me head / suck my dick. Would you guys rather say I want to have anal sex with you or I want to fuck / rim you.



Those examples should be enough to tell what I'm getting at with this. Personally, I prefer the actual / scientific words. However, I don't mind using the slang, and I end up actually using the slang more for certain things than the actual words even though I said I prefer the actual words, lol. Anyway, I don't really talk about my penis willy-nilly to my friends, unless it's a general or joke conversation, but on the occasions where the human genitals / genitalia subject comes up, I would say dick rather than penis just because I'm around my friends. I also brought this up on KHV, with fewer examples, of course, and here's what someone said: Sometimes saying "dick" instead of "penis" is easier for some. Personally, I prefer to use the former as I feel using the latter talks about the male reproductive organ as a toy, when it's anything but.

Like I stated, even though I prefer the actual words, I currently use the slang more for certain things like dick instead of penis. However, regarding fucking or anal sex, I've never really gotten into a situation where I need to say something about anal sex -- at least not something that I started. Anyway, moving on to another example. Gay and homosexual. While I don't mind gay being used for a homosexual instead of saying homosexual itself, I mind it when people use it as a placement for stupid, idiot, dumb, etc., such as that's so gay or you're so gay. It's one thing if I said "He admitted to me that he was gay" instead of "He admitted to me that he was homosexual," because that really can't be considered rude at all, but when they use it in a derogatory manner, such as that's so gay, it bothers me.



Anyway, again, what are your guys' thoughts?

Discuss away.

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Since pretty much anything is allowed here, I thought I'd start of conversation of this. Some time ago, I actually did see a thread regarding the masturbation subject, but it was so old that I didn't want to bump it. Also, if anyone feels uncomfortable discussing this, then by all means, don't feel like you have to post here. For those that don't mind and are comfortable discussing this, feel free to post.

Anyway, how I learned of masturbation is actually a pretty funny story, because I learned about it from a kid that was around my age (I think he was 2 years or so older than me) that I played with on a free online game, which was Arc the Lad: End of Darkness. Unfortunately, due to low popularity, Sony did not renew their contract and the servers were shut down on June 16, 2006.

Moving on, though, sometime before the shutdown, and I'm not even sure how the conversation started, and I don't even remember what was exactly said, one of the players started that I knew well since we had been playing for a while started talking about masturbation, and I was 14 at the time, and as stated earlier, I think he was 2 or so years older than me, so that would have made him 16, and I think I asked something along the lines of "what's that?" because I honestly did not know what it was, and they all were surprised that I did not know what it was, and I'm not sure if the following happened immediately after that (there may have been a tiny bit more discussion), but he ended up telling to move my hand up and down my penis (I THINK those are the words he used) until white stuff came out (those words I clearly remember him saying), so I did it. I also remember asking how fast, and he said as fast as I could. Anyway, I didn't really feel anything at the time because when you first start stroking, it's really just a normal feeling of your hands touching skin on your body since it takes a while for the feeling of the semen coming through (before the orgasm) to get there, so I kept stroking, but my mom was working in the backyard and she had come in, so I had to stop, and they started laughing, but not because of that, but because I was talking very quietly since the masturbation discussion resumed when I had to stop since I still had some questions about it, but I didn't want my mom to hear me. Anyway, I think it was a few days later (or maybe the day after, I can't remember) that I got curious about it and decided that I wanted to give it another go. I was home alone at the time, so I went in the bathroom, sat on the toilet, and stroked until I ejaculated. I don't think I really paid attention to the feeling, though, since it was my first time, because I don't remember feeling anything. I think I just wanted to see what happened when you did it long enough. So, anyway, the next time I got on the game, which I think (not sure) was the same day, I told him about it, and I can't remember what he said, but I think a "nice job" or something like that was implied in it.

After that, I would just go sit on the toilet and ejaculate. The reason I did it in the bathroom was because I didn't want a mess in my bedroom (by it going on my bed or floor), but I ended up doing it in my bedroom. I got on my back, most of the time fully naked, and just let it go on my stomach (or shirt if I wasn't fully naked on one of times I wasn't fully naked). Now, since I think either late 2010 or early 2011 (I don't even remember at all), I've been doing it the other way around. I get down on my knees and lean on my left hand, and stroke with my right hand until I ejaculate. However, so I don't make a mess, I ejaculate on the previous day's / day's shirt. What I mean by that is that when I was a freshman (2008 - 2009), I had morning classes (I'm partly homeschooled, as you guys know). During freshman year, I had the first three periods, so my mom picked me up at 11:25 AM (going by regular schedule), which is when 1st lunch started. She took me home, made lunch, and sometime after she left, I would masturbate until I ejaculated. However, even though I said 2010 to 2011, I honestly don't remember at all, so I'm not sure which position I did when masturbation, and because of that, I'm not sure if that's when I still did it on my back or not, but, anyway, since I was done with school, anything that overshot when on my clothes, and then I just put on something else. During sophomore year (2009 - 2010), I had 5th and 6th period, so afternoon classes that year. It should also be noted that, until sometime last school year (2010 - 2011), I would pretty much always sleep in my day's clothes. Anyway, because it was afternoon classes, I did it in the morning since I could just take a shower afterwards (I think I still did it on my back). I don't know when it started, but I do know for sure I did it the other way around (on knees, leaning on left hand) during junior year. Moving on to junior year (2010 - 2011), afternoon classes once again (4th, 5th, and 6th period), so pretty much the same as sophomore year. However, I know that sometime I started doing it multiple times a day, and I think it was during junior year. Once in the morning on the previous day's clothes and then again after school on that day's clothes. Anyway, moving on to the present (senior year - 2011 - 2012), I do it after school. I'm there in the morning and afternoon this year (1st, 2nd, 4th, and 5th period). It's mostly once right now, though. Also, I, of course, did it during summer breaks and stuff, but to keep this from going on forever, I'm not including summer breaks, only what I did during the school year.

So, anyway, how did you guys learn about masturbation? Was it just by yourselves? As in, you just got curious one day during your teenage years and wanted to see what would happen? Did your parents talk to you about it? Did your friends talk to you? Anything else not listed here? Also, going by statistics, how would you guys say most people learn about it?

Anyway, moving on to the other subject I wanted to talk about, what is your guys' opinions on sexual slang that's used these days? Do you use the actual (scientific) words or the slang words? Some examples I can think of: Would you guys rather say penis (actual word / scientific word) or dick (slang word), which can actually be someone's name. Would you guys rather say I masturbated until I ejaculated or I played with myself until I jacked off. Would you guys rather say I want you to give me oral sex / suck my penis or I want you to give me head / suck my dick. Would you guys rather say I want to have anal sex with you or I want to fuck / rim you.

Those examples should be enough to tell what I'm getting at with this. Personally, I prefer the actual / scientific words. However, I don't mind using the slang, and I end up actually using the slang more for certain things than the actual words even though I said I prefer the actual words, lol. Anyway, I don't really talk about my penis willy-nilly to my friends, unless it's a general or joke conversation, but on the occasions where the human genitals / genitalia subject comes up, I would say dick rather than penis just because I'm around my friends. I also brought this up on KHV, with fewer examples, of course, and here's what someone said: Sometimes saying "dick" instead of "penis" is easier for some. Personally, I prefer to use the former as I feel using the latter talks about the male reproductive organ as a toy, when it's anything but.

Like I stated, even though I prefer the actual words, I currently use the slang more for certain things like dick instead of penis. However, regarding fucking or anal sex, I've never really gotten into a situation where I need to say something about anal sex -- at least not something that I started. Anyway, moving on to another example. Gay and homosexual. While I don't mind gay being used for a homosexual instead of saying homosexual itself, I mind it when people use it as a placement for stupid, idiot, dumb, etc., such as that's so gay or you're so gay. It's one thing if I said "He admitted to me that he was gay" instead of "He admitted to me that he was homosexual," because that really can't be considered rude at all, but when they use it in a derogatory manner, such as that's so gay, it bothers me.

Anyway, again, what are your guys' thoughts?

Discuss away.

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i used to practice taoist "injaculation" which is just having an orgasm without actually ejaculating. i stopped that after i read it could cause health problems

that makes me think of tantra.


i dont remember first time i fapped. twas so fun and addicting.
having someone to fap is even funner.
and doing the tantra on them is much funner.
my one bf-ish kind of bf didn't last so long until i came along.

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are we all gon' wank at the same time now? :confused: whats going on?
im already getting a steady start...
you fuckers better join in! :eye:

So is there an age where masturbating just gets boring? I don't mean boring as in losing interest in it, but that people just don't do it anymore. For example, kids that go through the sucking thumb stage for a little while and then stop doing it.

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that makes me think of tantra.


i dont remember first time i fapped. twas so fun and addicting.

i started around 12 years old. for a while it was super addictive.

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So is there an age where masturbating just gets boring? I don't mean boring as in losing interest in it, but that people just don't do it anymore. For example, kids that go through the sucking thumb stage for a little while and then stop doing it.

what are you 20? you'll probably be doing it less and less the older you get but it never totally loses its fun.

until you get a girlfriend/boyfriend, then it kinda pales in comparison to the real deal

So is there an age where masturbating just gets boring? I don't mean boring as in losing interest in it, but that people just don't do it anymore. For example, kids that go through the sucking thumb stage for a little while and then stop doing it.

A real question with no real answer.
depends.

i imagine it's up to the person.
anything can change. maybe 80's start up a pump machine just to give it a tickle.
maybe it just goes away. who really knows in this whole wide world of masturbation.

i started around 12 years old. for a while it was super addictive.

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what are you 20? you'll probably be doing it less and less the older you get but it never totally loses its fun.

until you get a girlfriend/boyfriend, then it kinda pales in comparison to the real deal

Correct. I'm 20. Also, thank you for the information.

Right now, I jack off once a day -- twice today.

what are you 20? you'll probably be doing it less and less the older you get but it never totally loses its fun.

until you get a girlfriend/boyfriend, then it kinda pales in comparison to the real deal

^ forget everything i said. go with that. that makes more sense.

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Right now, I jack off once a day -- twice today.

ever shoot a video of it and upload online? webcam? voyeurism/perverism. toys.
a simple hand wank can lead to a whole slue of doors filled with sticky door knobs.

^ forget everything i said. go with that. that makes more sense.

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ever shoot a video of it and upload online? webcam? voyeurism/perverism. toys.
a simple hand wank can lead to a whole slue of doors filled with sticky door knobs.

No, thanks.

amaury-->http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/strokes_it_slow_2.gif

amaury-->http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/strokes_it_slow_2.gif

Let me guess. He wants me?

ever do group masturbation? you know, in a room with other people?

ever do group masturbation? you know, in a room with other people?

I'm not gay.

didn't say that. coulda been with girls. or an orgy

didn't say that. coulda been with girls. or an orgy

Well, I've heard of group masturbation before, and from what I gathered, it was with people of the same gender. Now, I'm not sure if they were straight, bi, or gay, but I wouldn't be comfortable with it.

Also, Brave New World was the second of two books we read in Senior English during 1st semester, and I saw orgy in there a lot. Is that just another way of saying sex or is it something further? Sorry if that's a dumb question, by the way. Also, I'm the kind of person that would want the sex just between my partner and I. In other words, in private.

:changspew:


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:changspew:


Well, I've heard of group masturbation before, and from what I gathered, it was with people of the same gender. Now, I'm not sure if they were straight, bi, or gay, but I wouldn't be comfortable with it.

Also, Brave New World was the second of two books we read in Senior English during 1st semester, and I saw orgy in there a lot. Is that just another way of saying sex or is it something further? Sorry if that's a dumb question, by the way. Also, I'm the kind of person that would want the sex just between my partner and I. In other words, in private.

Is that just another way of saying sex or is it something further? Sorry if that's a dumb question, by the way. Also, I'm the kind of person that would want the sex just between my partner and I. In other words, in private.

:seriously:

Orgy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgy)

Also, Brave New World was the second of two books we read in Senior English during 1st semester, and I saw orgy in there a lot. Is that just another way of saying sex or is it something further? Sorry if that's a dumb question, by the way. Also, I'm the kind of person that would want the sex just between my partner and I. In other words, in private.

:shock:

:erm:

:confused:

:eye::eye:

Are you sure you aren't a troll ??

:eye:

Never has the manipulation of one tiny member of flesh been so thoroughly over-discussed. Lesse...

I had my first sexual thoughts around 7 or so. Confused the hell out of me.

Long about 12 my penis started working in ways that did not involve pissing. I was able to orgasm a few months later.

I used to wank off to girly magazines (Vogue et al). Then moved on to swimsuit model websites.

At about 14 or 15 I transitioned to nudes (softcore).

15 or 16 saw the conversion to pornographic nudes.

And, at the glorious age of 17, I embraced the supple curves of hardcore video porn. And I have never looked back. Not even once.

And I have never looked back. Not even once.
Good. Doc can't finish if he's not the voyeur.

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for docrate
(http://pimpandhost.com/image/9440379-original.html)

This misogynistic monster!
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ever do group masturbation? you know, in a room with other people?

Only with my ex, before we officially started dating, while we were just friends with limited benefits, after we were friends with full benefits. It was a roller coaster off and on relationship for 7 years.

Only with my ex, before we officially started dating, while we were just friends with limited benefits, after we were friends with full benefits. It was a roller coaster off and on relationship for 7 years.

:ohyeah:

It's nothing you've never seen before Warrior Princess. :laugh:

This misogynistic monster!
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Vanessa Blue !! :awsm:

Vanessa Blue !! :awsm:

He knows!! :shock:

He knows!! :shock:


Surprised heh ?! :naughty:

Very much so. :laugh:

Very much so. :laugh:

What can I say...for once a pornstar who looks like a real woman, with just the right amount of curves, and not like a starved wreck of a human being...

*comes back to catch up after missing the whole weekend*...................................



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**indeed**

I hope catching up here puts my post in STS into context..

i once went twice.
orgasmed, then decided to fuck it and kept going until i orgasmed twice.
and then went again later that day.

yeeeaaaaa, but i bet I can still outdo ya. Don't have to stop and "go again", they just line up like little fireworks and...oh wait. Never mind. *blush*

it's been scientifically proven women don't need breaks and can achieve way more than men in the same time frame.








































































katy perry's "fireworks" totally makes sense now...

What can I say...for once a pornstar who looks like a real woman, with just the right amount of curves, and not like a starved wreck of a human being...

There are actually quite a few pornstars that are voluptuous as all hell.

Check this lady out.



She goes by the nom de porn Maserati XXX.

It's a stupid one but fuck man, just look at her...

it's been scientifically proven women don't need breaks and can achieve way more than men in the same time frame.

From what I read on Wikipedia one day, males at age 18 (and around that age, too, I think) have a refractory period of 15 minutes where they cannot get an erection or ejaculate, whereas some don't have a waiting period.

Do females not have a refractory period at all?

yeeeaaaaa, but i bet I can still outdo ya. Don't have to stop and "go again", they just line up like little fireworks and...oh wait. Never mind. *blush*

From what I read on Wikipedia one day, males at age 18 (and around that age, too, I think) have a refractory period of 15 minutes where they cannot get an erection or ejaculate, whereas some don't have a waiting period.

Do females not have a refractory period at all?

I don't. I keep having multiples over and over. I usually just stop when the area starts to get too sore. :)

I don't. I keep having multiples over and over. I usually just stop when the area starts to get too sore. :)

That's because you're a female! That's standard for you guys.

From what I read on Wikipedia one day, males at age 18 (and around that age, too, I think) have a refractory period of 15 minutes where they cannot get an erection or ejaculate, whereas some don't have a waiting period.

Do females not have a refractory period at all?

In other words, not really. As long as the stimulation keeps up, I can keep having them. Pain is what makes me stop. Err..HD..Not all women, from my understanding....

Pain is what makes me stop.....

:tyson:

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Yanking my shit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfEqxI7qgY4). :laugh:

Whhhhooooo...HD is getting ideas.

I can't masturbate. I took an arrow to the testicles and fought for three days. By the time I removed the arrow, all my junk was severed and destroyed.

:tyson:

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I can't masturbate. I took an arrow to the testicles and fought for three days. By the time I removed the arrow, all my junk was severed and destroyed.

My brain is fire! My brain is fire! My brain is fire! My brain is fire!
http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/1273209/dexter-s-hair-is-on-fire-o.gif

**You can never unsee what has been seen, or unhear what has been heard...**

My brain is on fire! My brain is on fire! My brain is on fire! My brain is on fire!
http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/1273209/dexter-s-hair-is-on-fire-o.gif

Fix'd it! :smrt:

But when you think about was it really so wrong the first time? :laugh:






Time for fetish talk now?

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There are different kinds of fuck involved with this picture.

There are different kinds of fuck involved with this picture.

Well this is this not the appropriate thread in which to discuss those different kinds in?

Of course it is! I was just pointing out that there are indeed many different kinds of fuck involved with the horseman picture.

Chill! :rofldata:

I was just implying for some elaboration :rofldata:

Obvious sexy is obvious:

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Like, whatever!

masturbation isn't just about jerknig the penis or flicking the bean.
there's hundreds of way of masturbating for self satisfaction.
dildos, vibrators, beads, butt-plugs, self mutilation, "sounding", ropes and ties, choking yourself while you choke your chicken, candle wax, setting up elaborate machines to do everything and anything to you, voyeurism, jerking off on food? :confused:, pussy pockets, rubber dolls, and goes on and on and on.

Want to learn about masturbation? Want to learn more about your body? next time wear a latex glove and slide your finger up your ass and give it a little tickle.
If you don't do it, your girlfriend/wife will. Either way, a finger is going up your bum. Gay or not, most guys tend to like it as there's plenty of sensational nerves up the bum.
And a finger is not the same size/girth of a penor... :erm: in most cases.

masturbation isn't just about jerknig the penis or flicking the bean.
there's hundreds of way of masturbating for self satisfaction.
dildos, vibrators, beads, butt-plugs, self mutilation, "sounding", ropes and ties, choking yourself while you choke your chicken, candle wax, setting up elaborate machines to do everything and anything to you, voyeurism, jerking off on food? :confused:, pussy pockets, rubber dolls, and goes on and on and on.

Want to learn about masturbation? Want to learn more about your body? next time wear a latex glove and slide your finger up your ass and give it a little tickle.
If you don't do it, your girlfriend/wife will. Either way, a finger is going up your bum. Gay or not, most guys tend to like it as there's plenty of sensational nerves up the bum.
And a finger is not the same size/girth of a penor... :erm: in most cases.

:ohyeah:

And now for something completely different:

And now for something completely different
On topic you bastard.
Everyone masturbate. no exceptions.

Extra NSFW

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Meh

Well, if you insist~

On topic you bastard.
Everyone masturbate. no exceptions.

Extra NSFW

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...Where'd the internal vagina shot come from? 0-o

It's...Strangely arousing. I have NO idea why. 0-0

O.o IU has now officially destroyed my brain with those pics he posted (that... girl with the six-foot strap-on-on-that-guy did it mostly). Thanks a lot! :p

What has been seen can never be unseen...

That's the best one. You've got a good eye <3

I've been censored...

In a masturbation thread?












O.o IU has now officially destroyed my brain with those pics he posted (that... girl with the six-foot strap-on-on-that-guy did it mostly). Thanks a lot! :p

What has been seen can never be unseen...

haha <3 I can just put NSFW in the title. Probably what I should've done this morning but I hadn't had coffee yet!

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nah it's fine how it is.

We'll do both~ double the protection

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True facts: I did not get the joke here until Sarah explained it to me

I see nothing

haha <3 I can just put NSFW in the title. Probably what I should've done this morning but I hadn't had coffee yet!

Obligatory gif:

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BEER BAD !! :D

Fire bad!

Tree pretty.

cock

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:shock: This man could positively flood a vagina!

I just find it hard to believe that "someone" saw this thread, saw the title , read the OP, then somehow was shocked by later content. What, you mean a thread about masturbation is not safe for work or young 'uns? **shocking**

I just find it hard to believe that "someone" saw this thread, saw the title , read the OP, then somehow was shocked by later content. What, you mean a thread about masturbation is not safe for work or young 'uns? :shock:

:naughty:

I think it was just a misunderstanding over my earlier comments - but really I was just being tongue-in-cheek. :p (I'm not a prude).

*Just realized that could be taken in other ways* :p

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God...look at her. Waste not want not~ :notgood:

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Jolly good show, chap.

I just find it hard to believe that "someone" saw this thread, saw the title , read the OP, then somehow was shocked by later content. What, you mean a thread about masturbation is not safe for work or young 'uns? **shocking**


I think it was just a misunderstanding over my earlier comments - but really I was just being tongue-in-cheek. :p (I'm not a prude).

*Just realized that could be taken in other ways* :p

No no, it wasn't you!

I think sometimes people see threads getting a lot of activity and look without really paying attention to it? Of course, a NSFW in the title won't help there, but I've done my duty~

Nothing in this place surprises me anymore.

The internet tends to do that, Marshall Lee.

SOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo...is it appropriate to post pics of my piercing then? **confused**

Wait, no I'm not :awsm:
Amaury should be proud. This is his most popular post, and it even sorta kinda stayed within the realm of sorta on topic...:)

it even sorta kinda stayed within the realm of sorta on topic...:)



By George, you're right! We should make Am's an honorary STS Fapper!!!

SUMMON THE COUNCIL!!!

I never got to be a fapper, honorary or otherwise...:sad:

I never got to be a fapper, honorary or otherwise...:sad:

*pats Amanda's back*

Well, if you equate patting my BACK is in any way similar to fapping, (or actually, being fapped), then you'se a doin' it all wrong.

**would explain many things**

I never got to be a fapper, honorary or otherwise...:sad:

So you've never masturbated ever?

I never got to be a fapper, honorary or otherwise...:sad:

Well there's no time like the present...

I never got to be a fapper, honorary or otherwise...:sad:


So you've never masturbated ever?

according to urban dictionary, you would be a Shlicker, Splutter, Paffer, or a Moisher...

Urban Dictionary: Schlick (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Schlick&defid=5761901)
Urban Dictionary: paff (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=paff)
Urban Dictionary: smoish (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smoish)
Urban Dictionary: splut (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=splut)

**blush** well I do schlick things now n then....I had pics **rummages** ah, there they are...:erm:

:facepalm:

no wait...this thread is getting better and better. the more insane, the best. :awsm:

EPIC :fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap: :fap: time for all !

So, does that mean share pic, or no share pic? :awsm: :o

So, does that mean share pic, or no share pic? :awsm: :o

:erm:

no. no. no share.

:erm:

That would be uncomfortable. I don't fap to people I know, and am not engaged to. feels like stalking :erm:.

not a prude, but...that's a limit. I once got in a conversation in a bar with a girl who was a friend of a friend, and whom I later realized was a moderately famous french porn actress I had seen movies of. As I sorta know her (met her two or three more times, talked a lot with her, nice girl, it was either porn or prostitution to pay for her studies...:erm:), I can't fap to her anymore. some kind of psychological barrier I guess.

Sleep fapping

:erm:

no. no. no share.

:erm:

That would be uncomfortable. I don't fap to people I know, and am not engaged to. feels like stalking :erm:.

not a prude, but...that's a limit. I once got in a conversation in a bar with a girl who was a friend of a friend, and whom I later realized was a moderately famous french porn actress I had seen movies of. As I sorta know her (met her two or three more times, talked a lot with her, nice girl, it was either porn or prostitution to pay for her studies...:erm:), I can't fap to her anymore. some kind of psychological barrier I guess.

I find the opposite to be true. If I know them, adds a whole new layer to the fapping.

I find the opposite to be true. If I know them, adds a whole new layer to the fapping.

You know that feeling you get when you masturbate to someone you know, and then meet with them later, and YOU know you've masturbated to them, but they don't know?

Yeah, that's a good feeling.

You know that feeling you get when you masturbate to someone you know, and then meet with them later, and YOU know you've masturbated to them, but they don't know?

Yeah, that's a good feeling.

:eye:

I'm never going to the County Fair with you ever again.

I'm never going to the County Fair with you ever again.

Yeah!
:tyson:

:eye:

I'm never going to the County Fair with you ever again.

But that's where they have the best Philly Cheese Steak Sandwiches...

But that's where they have the best Philly Cheese Steak Sandwiches...

I hear if you whack off enough on your mattress it starts to smell like old Philly Cheese Steak Sandwiches left in the sun.

I hear if you whack off enough on your mattress it starts to smell like old Philly Cheese Steak Sandwiches left in the sun.

Wouldn't know about that.

Let's ask Amaury. :laugh:

He'll be like the "Dear Abby" of masturbation. :D

He'll be like the "Dear Abby" of masturbation. :D

Noticed how he doesn't even come close to this thread anymore ? well, he made a quickie on the previous page...but...erm :erm: nothing more.

he's getting all stalkery on us.





















erotic.:erm:

I hear if you whack off enough on your mattress it starts to smell like old Philly Cheese Steak Sandwiches left in the sun.

:changspew:

Everyone.

I hear if you whack off enough on your mattress it starts to smell like old Philly Cheese Steak Sandwiches left in the sun.

I hear it smells like melted skittles sprinkled with oily rags.

I hear it smells like melted skittles sprinkled with oily rags.

There is a firm grasping motion involved with that kind of sprinkling.

I APPROVE OF THIS POST!

I hear it smells like Colin Mochrie's paintings.

No, smells more like rotten fruit on a hot diesel engine.

So, does that mean share pic, or no share pic? :awsm: :o

share share share

share share share

Sorry,but docrate is probably right. I am no prude, and you all know that. But now I know you all better, I don't feel as ok with flashing my genitals to you. As amazingly smooth and pierced though they may be..no....sorry.

You know, I know I did share last year sometime, but i didn't know many people, was off meds, and so a bit more impulsive, and did not think I would really be very active here. Now, I do not regret, but I really don't feel the same now. "sides, I'm already getting a couple of odd pm's...:shock: :eye: :erm:

Oh well.

There's always pornography. :fap:

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that's right, baby! :naughty:

:tyson:

What a interesting thread. Here's my two cents worth. Vibrators aren't just for women.

Best way to masturbate...has anyone ever tried this. Get a viberator that gets right into the bone - not a small massage. Wear loose underpants - not super big. Just not tight or bikini. Grab a old shirt. Expose Penis head and wrap the head of your penis with the shirt from top to bottom. (for the sperm and to keep it secure in the underpants, also helps with soreness). Tuck into underpants, hanging a little up and to the left or right. Run viberator around the tip of penis down and up and down and up and down...you get the idea. No wanking or sore hands required. And it feells sooo good. Great to relax to or bring yourself to the brink of orgasm before stopping. When finished, untuck shirt and leave by bed or wash immediately in case of ants.
You can do the same with a hanky. And the vibrator must be one that goes right into the shinbone, won't work with just a massage one. A pointy one works well.

And yeah, I'm not talking dirty here. This method really works. You can also do the same with the foreskin and vibrator against your chest.

"ohh...it has 3 settings"...

:ohyeah:

:ohyeah:

Are you just going to keep posting that? :x

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Are you just going to keep posting that? :x


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Heston is happy, so I'm happy. Lye, need moar of that last one with the necklace. Dizzam.

yeah that one gave me a boner instantly. wish i knew her name.


those eyes...

yeah that one gave me a boner instantly. wish i knew her name.


those eyes...

Aletta Ocean.

Many faps will be had now.

Are you just going to keep posting that? :x

:tyson:

Aletta Ocean.

Many faps will be had now.

i am forever in your debt, kind knight

this was fun while it lasted

this was fun while it lasted

While it lasted?

this thread...kinda dead now

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this was fun while it lasted

Indeed! : pipesmoke:

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And then he died....

this thread...kinda dead now

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I'll revive it. I jacked off yesterday.

I'm pretty sure we all did.

You're gonna have to do better than that.

I'm pretty sure we all did.

You're gonna have to do better than that.

I'll probably jack off today.

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SODOMIZE HIM IN THE ASS WITH A BEER BOTTLE-






Oh...






Sorry. Automatic reflex to seeing Dubya.

SODOMIZE HIM IN THE ASS WITH A BEER BOTTLE-






Oh...






Sorry. Automatic reflex to seeing Dubya.

Use a broken beer bottle. more painful that way :erm:

Is that Miranda Cosgrove?

Indeed it is. Photoshop ftw. Assuming she's legal now. I have no idea.

If we want to keep this thread going, we could discuss the other part of my OP (as seen by the title). This wasn't only a masturbation thread.

I have no idea.

Or, it doesn't matter? :laugh:

Indeed it is. Photoshop ftw. Assuming she's legal now. I have no idea.

She'll be 19 on May 14th. Fap to her all you want.

...the hell is going on here?

The juxtaposition of the last two posts could not have been more perfect. XD

HDHipHop1's last pic: For the fraction of a second, I fell victim to an optical illusion. See the shadow of her finger on her left tit? For a moment, I thought that was her nipple... which would have made that the scariest cosmetic surgery ever.

Thread of the year. Hilarious.

I'll probably jack off today.

:eye: Who are you, and what the frack did you do to (or with..shudder) our boyscout? :shock: :notgood:

:eye: Who are you, and what the frack did you do to (or with..shudder) our boyscout? :shock: :notgood:

This new boyscout is more intriguing. Scary, but definitely intriguing. :rofldata:

I think he was always this randy. The shyness had to wear off first.

Of course, that also describes 99.9% of all humans who have ever lived...

Yea, but a most are also a little more discreet about when they come out so to speak. :laugh:

Yea, but a most are also a little more discreet about when they come out so to speak. :laugh:

Discretion has never been Amaury's strong point.

He IS fairly to the [point. But, He hasn't posted home vids or pics yet, soooo....yea. Yea.

Discretion has never been Amaury's strong point.

^This.

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Keep the smut alive. :D

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I want to get this done but there's no place close to me that does it.

I want to get this done but there's no place close to me that does it.

Wtf is it? And why?
I always need a very good reason to put needles near my body, let alone my fucking eyeball.

I want to get this done but there's no place close to me that does it.

That service is available everywhere here. In the few times I've been forced to go to the mall I see them set up in one of those kiosks.

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Wtf is it? And why?
I always need a very good reason to put needles near my body, let alone my fucking eyeball.

Eyebrow threading. Cleans/up and shapes your brows. Supposed to give you better results and last longer than waxing does.

If I wasn't in the middle of nowhere I'm sure places would do it! I've seen the kiosks at a mall but that mall is like 45 minutes away.

I'll come over and thread your eye brows in return for mac and cheese.

Man, if you come over I will make you better food than mac and cheese. Or at least make the good mac and cheese.

Now I need to see about using PTO from work later this year and take a trip to the east coast to take advantage of this amazing offer! Rob is here in Cali too, maybe I should drag his ass along too to visit.

Now I need to see about using PTO from work later this year and take a trip to the east coast to take advantage of this amazing offer! Rob is here in Cali too, maybe I should drag his ass along too to visit.

You can pick me up too. If you're driving, I'll give you gas money. :rolleyes:
She better have dem baked goods ready....

I was thinking train or bus. Might actually be cheaper than gas.

everytime I read "Sackboy" I think of testicules.....

maybe because there is a "Sack" and a "Boy"

Man, if you come over I will make you better food than mac and cheese. Or at least make the good mac and cheese.

I see Ndi's avatar and keep thinking it's Ari. :shock:

That's because Ari has good taste in BAMFs!

Why is it that the bad macaroni and cheese is so prevalent? When I am president of the universe, that changes first. Or maybe after I set MTV straight.

Why is it that the bad macaroni and cheese is so prevalent? When I am president of the universe, that changes first. Or maybe after I set MTV straight.

KTULU 2012!

:billymays:


You promised good macaroni! You have my vote!

Why is it that the bad macaroni and cheese is so prevalent? When I am president of the universe, that changes first. Or maybe after I set MTV straight.

You got my vote.

To revive this thread more, do you guys use any special techniques to make the ejaculation more pleasant or do you guys just ejaculate normally? Ones that don't cause health problems, of course, like that one thing I can't remember who mentioned.

When I changed my position to face down (I used to lay down and jack off), where I'm supporting myself with my left hand, on my knees, and stroking with my right hand, right after the orgasm (when you can really feel the semen in your penis), but before ejaculation, I lift myself up on my knees and hold it a bit, then go back down and let it out.

What I do: I pull down my pants and underwear, but leave my shirt on. I then do the above of getting up and holding it when I get to the orgasm part, take my shirt off, put it on the floor, and ejaculate. Because I don't want to get / like getting semen on my carpet, it gives me something to "worry" about, so to say. What I mean is if I have my shirt down on the floor from the beginning and stroke over it, it doesn't make me think as much, so I just ejaculate without getting up. However, when my shirt's on, it forces me, since I don't want it on my carpet, to hold it, get up, take my shirt off, and put it down on the floor.

Lately, I've been doing one of the following:


Pulling pants and underwear down just before my knees (sometimes all the way down to my feet) while keeping shirt on
Taking pants and underwear off completely while keeping shirt on (same as above, really, just that you're more naked. I just do it because.)


I usually keep my shirt on normally, but the last few times, I've put the front over my head so it takes longer to take get it off, making me hold it a bit longer so I can get an even better feeling.

Another thing I don't often do is lay down on my back, get my penis erect, and take the two fingers right of the thumb (right hand) and rub them back and forth on my penis glands -- one finger on each side, making a triangle kind of. I do that for a while to get a kind of tickle-y feeling and then turn around and do my usual masturbating routine of facing the floor.

Also, one thing I was reading online a long time ago is that you can stimulate yourself and ejaculate without touching your penis by rubbing it against things, such as mattresses. However, I've tried this, and while I've gotten stimulated (erect / hard), I haven't been able to jack off doing that. Has anyone else being able to do this?

Anyway, any techniques you guys have?

To revive this thread more, do you guys use any special techniques to make the ejaculation more pleasant or do you guys just ejaculate normally? Ones that don't cause health problems, of course, like that one thing I can't remember who mentioned.

When I changed my position to face down (I used to lay down and jack off), where I'm supporting myself with my left hand, on my knees, and stroking with my right hand, right after the orgasm (when you can really feel the semen in your penis), but before ejaculation, I lift myself up on my knees and hold it a bit, then go back down and let it out.

What I do: I pull down my pants and underwear, but leave my shirt on. I then do the above of getting up and holding it when I get to the orgasm part, take my shirt off, put it on the floor, and ejaculate. Because I don't want to get / like getting semen on my carpet, it gives me something to "worry" about, so to say. What I mean is if I have my shirt down on the floor from the beginning and stroke over it, it doesn't make me think as much, so I just ejaculate without getting up. However, when my shirt's on, it forces me, since I don't want it on my carpet, to hold it, get up, take my shirt off, and put it down on the floor.

Lately, I've been doing one of the following:


Pulling pants and underwear down just before my knees (sometimes all the way down to my feet) while keeping shirt on
Taking pants and underwear off completely while keeping shirt on (same as above, really, just that you're more naked. I just do it because.)


I usually keep my shirt on normally, but the last few times, I've put the front over my head so it takes longer to take get it off, making me hold it a bit longer so I can get an even better feeling.

Another thing I don't often do is lay down on my back, get my penis erect, and take the two fingers right of the thumb (right hand) and rub them back and forth on my penis glands -- one finger on each side, making a triangle kind of. I do that for a while to get a kind of tickle-y feeling and then turn around and do my usual masturbating routine of facing the floor.

Also, one thing I was reading online a long time ago is that you can stimulate yourself and ejaculate without touching your penis by rubbing it against things, such as mattresses. However, I've tried this, and while I've gotten stimulated (erect / hard), I haven't been able to jack off doing that. Has anyone else being able to do this?

Anyway, any techniques you guys have?

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Why is it that the bad macaroni and cheese is so prevalent? When I am president of the universe, that changes first. Or maybe after I set MTV straight.

If you make a roux, it can kind of be a pain! I get why cheap and convenient wins out sometimes. I have consumed plenty of ramen.

But when people come over, you make the good mac and cheese.

Hands free, I'm just that powerful!

Here's another good question: How do you guys start it?

Sometimes, I'll be sitting here, surfing the Internet, and, without realizing it, I start rubbing myself (through my jeans / pants / shorts). I look down, and I am playing with myself, so I just take advantage of it. Sometimes, if I get those natural erections (those that you just get during everyday life that aren't intentional) while I'm at home, I take advantage also.

One thing I read on that really old masturbation thread is that it's sometimes because you're turned on (horny), but it's mostly out of boredom. What do you guys think? Also, if it's out of boredom, how do you, again, start it? Do you just say, "Hey, I'm bored! I feel like masturbating."?

Mac n cheese is now the only reason I'm sticking around~

Why is there Mac and Cheese in my title? >_<

Why is there Mac and Cheese in my title? >_<

'Cuz you stir your wooden spoon in my mac n' cheese fast enough it sounds like we're having the sex.

You and me.

Mac n' cheese. My treat.

And bacon~

'Cuz you stir your wooden spoon in my mac n' cheese fast enough it sounds like we're having the sex.

You and me.

Mac n' cheese. My treat.

Wanna have sex?

This seems like a good place to discuss making mac and cheese to me.

I haven't had a chance to try this recipe yet, but it looks pretty good.

Stove-top Macaroni and Cheese | Baking and Cooking Blog - Evil Shenanigans (http://www.evilshenanigans.com/2009/03/stove-top-macaroni-and-cheese/)

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Revolutionary Mac & Cheese (http://www.macaroniandcheesecake.com/2011/09/revolutionary-mac-cheese.html)

That one looks nice too.

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL YOUR TUMMIES! STAY AWAY FROM THIS!




This is one of the most horrid macaronis I have ever encountered ; ; I try to raise awareness of how bad it is....

Wanna have sex?

Hey, Am's...

Here's a "Learning of Masturbation" topic...
(I Haven't kept up, so this was already discussed, discuss again)

Have you ever tasted your own cum?
Anyone joining us live, now, we are asking all masturbators if they have ever tasted their own nectar.

And go!

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'Cuz you stir your wooden spoon in my mac n' cheese fast enough it sounds like we're having the sex.

You and me.

Mac n' cheese. My treat.

:shock: B-but you promised you'd make mac n' cheese with me... :sad:

W-w-why you get! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU WHORE!! SATAN'S CHILD!!!!

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Vegan mac n' cheese image produced through a GIS of 'naked mac n cheese':

Anyone joining us live, now, we are asking all masturbators if they have ever tasted their own nectar.

Why yes I have.
I refrigerated mine for awhile until I was able to build up to 1/2 cup. I then proceeded to make some mac 'n' cheese.
Instead of using that powdered cheese, melt your own cheese (any flavor, more than one is recommended), throw some bread crumbs on top.
warm up your nectar and pour everything on top of the bread crumbs, stick under broiler for several minutes until croutons are crispy.

let stand for a few minutes, serve in a bowl and chow down.

:martha stewart: it's a good thing~

One thing I read on that really old masturbation thread is that it's sometimes because you're turned on (horny), but it's mostly out of boredom. What do you guys think? Also, if it's out of boredom, how do you, again, start it? Do you just say, "Hey, I'm bored! I feel like masturbating."?

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That actually looks good.
needs more bacon, imo.

Mac n' Cheese Burger:

To revive this thread more, do you guys use any special techniques to make the ejaculation more pleasant or do you guys just ejaculate normally? Ones that don't cause health problems, of course, like that one thing I can't remember who mentioned.

When I changed my position to face down (I used to lay down and jack off), where I'm supporting myself with my left hand, on my knees, and stroking with my right hand, right after the orgasm (when you can really feel the semen in your penis), but before ejaculation, I lift myself up on my knees and hold it a bit, then go back down and let it out.

What I do: I pull down my pants and underwear, but leave my shirt on. I then do the above of getting up and holding it when I get to the orgasm part, take my shirt off, put it on the floor, and ejaculate. Because I don't want to get / like getting semen on my carpet, it gives me something to "worry" about, so to say. What I mean is if I have my shirt down on the floor from the beginning and stroke over it, it doesn't make me think as much, so I just ejaculate without getting up. However, when my shirt's on, it forces me, since I don't want it on my carpet, to hold it, get up, take my shirt off, and put it down on the floor.

Lately, I've been doing one of the following:


Pulling pants and underwear down just before my knees (sometimes all the way down to my feet) while keeping shirt on
Taking pants and underwear off completely while keeping shirt on (same as above, really, just that you're more naked. I just do it because.)


I usually keep my shirt on normally, but the last few times, I've put the front over my head so it takes longer to take get it off, making me hold it a bit longer so I can get an even better feeling.

Another thing I don't often do is lay down on my back, get my penis erect, and take the two fingers right of the thumb (right hand) and rub them back and forth on my penis glands -- one finger on each side, making a triangle kind of. I do that for a while to get a kind of tickle-y feeling and then turn around and do my usual masturbating routine of facing the floor.

Also, one thing I was reading online a long time ago is that you can stimulate yourself and ejaculate without touching your penis by rubbing it against things, such as mattresses. However, I've tried this, and while I've gotten stimulated (erect / hard), I haven't been able to jack off doing that. Has anyone else being able to do this?

Anyway, any techniques you guys have?



BRB.

Mac n Cheese-stuffed, bacon-wrapped meatloaf:

Yes please.

Saw a variation on that one a few days ago on the 'Chive. Which I only went to accidentally while link-hopping. Still, it looked rather tasty.

What's wrong with the Chive?

Nothing, so far as I'm aware. To clarify, it was one of those things you find is big on the internet only AFTER you discovered it completely by accident...and from there you think "How am I just now knowing of its existence? 0-o" which follows directly into "I live under a rock... :(".

To clarify, it was one of those things you find is big on the internet only AFTER you discovered it completely by accident...and from there you think "How am I just now knowing of its existence? 0-o" which follows directly into "I live under a rock... :(".

Ah, gotcha! :Ok:

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Mac n' Cheese spring rolls:

Macaroni and cheese sushi:

Vegan mac n' cheese image produced through a GIS of 'naked mac n cheese':


I've made this before, or something similar, back when I was vegan. It's pretty good. Really light. Probably a good recipe to use when you want mac and cheese but your stomach isn't feeling the greatest.

Fancy Macaroni | The Pioneer Woman Cooks | Ree Drummond (http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/2009/12/fancy-macaroni/)

you were vegan???

Why you quit?????

I am vegan

I had limited kitchen access and a limited food budget and I wasn't really eating properly. I can eat pretty well as a vegan when I can cook and plan all my meals myself, not so well otherwise. I'm still a vegetarian, I have been for most of my life.

Here is a vegan mac and cheese recipe I have used:

INGREDIENTS

* 1/3 Cup Nutritional Yeast Flakes
* 1/4 Cup Flour
* 1/4 teaspoon Paprika
* 1 teaspoon Salt
* 1 teaspoon Ground Cumin
* Dash Garlic Powder
* Dash Chili Powder
* 1 Cup Water
* 2 Tablespoons Vegan Margarine
* 1 10-ounce Can RoTel (or any other Diced Tomatoes & Green Chilies, drained)
* 2 teaspoons prepared Yellow Mustard (Not Mustard seed or dijon, just regular yellow mustard...kay?)

DIRECTIONS

1. Combine all dry ingredients (everything from nooch to chili powder) in a pan
2. Add water to pan, turn on medium heat
3. Stir constantly and once thickened, remove from heat.
4. Add in margarine, rotel and mustard. Stir until margarine is melted.
5. Once margarine has melted, put the pan back on the heat and stir until a bit thicker.
6. Serve over chips, enchiladas or in a quesadilla with seitan and veggies.
7. Eat warm.

I had limited kitchen access and a limited food budget and I wasn't really eating properly. I can eat pretty well as a vegan when I can cook and plan all my meals myself, not so well otherwise. I'm still a vegetarian, I have been for most of my life.

Here is a vegan mac and cheese recipe I have used:

INGREDIENTS

* 1/3 Cup Nutritional Yeast Flakes
* 1/4 Cup Flour
* 1/4 teaspoon Paprika
* 1 teaspoon Salt
* 1 teaspoon Ground Cumin
* Dash Garlic Powder
* Dash Chili Powder
* 1 Cup Water
* 2 Tablespoons Vegan Margarine
* 1 10-ounce Can RoTel (or any other Diced Tomatoes & Green Chilies, drained)
* 2 teaspoons prepared Yellow Mustard (Not Mustard seed or dijon, just regular yellow mustard...kay?)

DIRECTIONS

1. Combine all dry ingredients (everything from nooch to chili powder) in a pan
2. Add water to pan, turn on medium heat
3. Stir constantly and once thickened, remove from heat.
4. Add in margarine, rotel and mustard. Stir until margarine is melted.
5. Once margarine has melted, put the pan back on the heat and stir until a bit thicker.
6. Serve over chips, enchiladas or in a quesadilla with seitan and veggies.
7. Eat warm.

I like you already....or maybe more.
I fancy to do some good work on you.^^
You dig?? :p

I had limited kitchen access and a limited food budget and I wasn't really eating properly. I can eat pretty well as a vegan when I can cook and plan all my meals myself, not so well otherwise. I'm still a vegetarian, I have been for most of my life.

Here is a vegan mac and cheese recipe I have used:

I'll straight up shank an animal.

I give no fucks about eating animals.

Other animals do it too.

And, when done properly, animals don't have to be gruesomely mauled to death for consumption, like in the wild.

It can be done quick and relatively painless.

Not saying there's anything wrong with vegetarianism or veganism, but I've gotta have my meat.

Then make the mac and cheese with bacon I linked upthread!

Then make the mac and cheese with bacon I linked upthread!

:shock::shock::shock: