ultima weapon
10-03-2003, 05:12 AM
I started this story over the summer, its a humorous fanfic about strange goings on Destiny Islands. Everything ties in with...everything, so its not all that random crap...well, somtimes.
Yes i did finish it, 8 whole chapters. :D
Riku on a segway? Naah.
Chapter 1 - Heaaaaaaaaaaat.
It was a beautiful day on Destiny Islands, what more could you want? A heat wave struck the three teenagers like a hobo on a CHEESE sandwich.
Sora: It�fs so hot; I think that my skin is so burned you could use it as sand paper.
Kairi: *peels* my table needs a little sanding down, Sorry if it hurt.
Sora: Don�ft feel sorry, I�fm too numb to feel pain. Hey look, is that what I think it is?
Kairi: I�fm not sure; most of my eye has burned right out my head from staring at the sun too long.
Sora: Are we going to die?
Kairi: Pretty much.
Sora: The after life better have air conditioning.
Riku: Could I say something?
Sora: You�fre still alive? We thought you passed out after the heat hit 110F. Kairi poked you for a few hours.
Kairi: I got a got a great work out from it, feel my biceps, go on.
Riku: Don�ft make me get up, please.
Sora: Fine, then drown, the tides coming in by the way.
Kairi: Tide? Hey! That rhymes with ice cold air.
Sora: Oh no we�fre losing her.
Riku: What should we do?
Sora: Let�fs just dump her into the ocean.
Riku: I think that�fs called murder.
Sora: Not if she stays above the water.
Riku: You have a point there.
*Kairi starts to get up*
Sora: *GASP*
Riku: Did she just�cs-stand up?
Sora: Wow, and in this heat, she must be like wonder women, no, even better. Wonder Women.
Riku: Err, I think the extra energy is from her insanity.
Kairi: WWAAAARRRKK!!!!!!
Sora: Well I�fve had it.
Riku: Sora�c.help�c.she�fs nibbling on my beautiful hair.
Sora: Chocobo Syndrome!!
Riku: *gas�c.hey Kairi I�fm trying to gasp here.
Kairi: Nyuh�c*stops*
Riku: *GAAAAASSSSSSSPPPP�c..UGH *faints *
Sora: Wow, Kairi is acting like a Chocobo and Riku gasped so much he fainted. It�fs a small world after all.
*Sora gets a plank and knocks Kairi out�c.then hits Riku on the head whiles he�fs unconscious *
*At the secret place where Sora has a whip and Kairi and Riku are tied to a rock*
Sora: Wake up *snaps whip*
Riku: Wha...Hey It must be my....but why are you in it Sora?
Sora: This was the only thing that I thought off the top of my mind to cure you.
Kairi: Choco-choco WARK!!!
Riku: That didn�ft even make sense. -_-
Sora: SILENCE!!! *snaps*
Kairi: Nuyaaaaiii!!!! *starts to peck at Riku*
Riku: Cure her pleeeaaassseee!!!!!!
Sora: Very well, now then Kairi, what is my name?
Kairi: WAAARRRKKK!!
Sora: *snaps* wrong!
Kairi: Nyuh!!!!
Sora: Nope.
Kairi: I�fll buy a vowel.
Sora: Almost had it there.
*Kairi starts to peck at the ropes*
Riku: Oh no she�fs trying to escape, or should we say, A jail bird.
Sora: How does she do that?
Kairi: NYWWWAAIIIEE!!!
*Kairi escapes*
Riku: Uh-oh.
Sora: Did she escape?
Riku: We must capture her or else everyone shall be emotionally scarred.
Sora: I wonder if he clothes will stay on.
Riku: *snaps whip*
Sora: �c.I�fm going to bed.
*Meanwhile Kairi is madly running around on all fours and Selphie, Tidus and Wakka were simply�c.staring.*
Selphie: How come UltimaWeapon didn�ft mention us till now?
Tidus: What are we? Chopped Liver?
Wakka: Mmmm, liver.
Kairi: WARK!!
Selphie: Um, Kairi, girlfriend, are you okay.
Kairi: chocochocochocbho BO BO!!!
Tidus: I think the heat drove her stupid.
Wakka: Yeah, look at her little drool coming from her mouth and her glazed look on her face.
Kairi: O_O
*Kairi pokes Selphie and warks�cyet again*
Selphie: Ow! Stop that. Now what do you say?
Kairi: �c�c.*slaps Selphie so fast it�fs as if it never happened*
Selphie *gasp* did you just hit me?
Kairi: *slaps*
Selphie: I�fm going to tell your mom if you�c *Kairi slaps*
Kairi: Nyuh!!!
Selphie: Waaaaaaah. *Kairi slaps yet again*
Tidus: Should we do something?
Wakka: Nah,mon. Its my fantasy acting in front of my very eyes.
Tidus: Well I�fm a gentleman and I�fm going to tell Kairi to stop.
Wakka: But Kairi is a girl aswell.
Tidus: �c�c�c�c�c�c�c�c�c�c�c.Selphie�fs screwed big time.
*5 minutes later of Kairi slapping Selphie and Selphie doing nothing about it�c*
*Sora and Riku get back to beach*
Sora: Uh oh, Kairi has her 2nd victim.
Riku: Who was her first?
Sora: You.
Riku: Ah.
Sora: Kairi! Stop slapping Selphie�cwhoa; Selphie you better put some ice on your face. It�fs like a balloon, a bleeding balloon O_O;
Selphie: Sora!! Make her *Kairi slaps*
Riku: Omg, that�fs the problem with girls like you, you just stand there and let yourself get slapped around like some�c *Kairi slaps Riku*
Tidus: Uh oh, Riku isn�ft allowed to hit a girl, so he can�ft defend himself�c.Wakka?
Wakka: ZzZzZzZzZz.
Tidus: Wake up stupid.
Wakka: Huh? Why�fd you wake me up? I was dreaming about a dream that I had a dream about me sleeping.
Riku: Sora do something
Kairi: *slaps*
Sora: Err�c.um�c�c THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
Everyone: Wtf?
Sora: I�fm not sure either. Quick! Everyone grab Kairi and make sure she doesn�ft get away!
Kairi: *zooms*
Selphie: Wow she runs fast, Ow, my face!! *cries all the way home.*
Riku: Sora, if only you would have thrown her into the ocean, none of this would have happened.
Sora: Yeah and Kairi sure did a number on your hair.
Riku: Wha...*has a bold patch on his head* omg�c.you know what Sora, I think I�fm going to lie down until my hair grows back.
Sora: Yeah you do that. Now to find a way to get Kairi. Who�fs with me?!?!?!?!
*cricket chirps*
Goofy: I�fm with you Sora!!!
Sora: �c
Goofy: Oh right, haven�ft been introduced yet *vanishes*
Sora: Now let�fs see, Chocobo�fs like to eat�c.green things I suppose. Maybe some kelp and some old meatloaf.
*sets up a trap for Kairi*
Sora: There she is, now, once she sees the green food a big box will fall on top of her and she shall be owned by moi.
Kairi: Waaarrrkk!!! *pokes Sora*
Sora: WHA!! Oh um�cH-hi yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!
*Kairi drags Sora around the island*
Riku: *still waiting for hair to grow back*
Tidus and Wakka: *acting like gentleman and not helping a single bit*
Chapter 2 - Kairi recovers
Sora: Ack!! There�fs no way outta this mess, this whole island has been torn apart by this heat, this wretched heat! Why it can�ft just leave us alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
�c�cWow, Its one of those anime moments where someone screams there head off all dramatic-like and a miracle happens�clets find out.
Sora: *looks up at the sky* Wha? It�fs kind of cold all of a sudden. Haha! It�fs snowing everybody! Snowing I tells you! Snowing�c. Ahhhh!! *Sora gets a snowflake in his eye* get it out its freezing me eye!!...oh never mind it melted.
Kairi: Choco-choco�c�c? *Kairi drops to her feet*
Sora: K-Kairi? You�fre not crazy anymore! Woo hoo!
Kairi: �c.I feel so cold�c.. *falls asleep*
Sora: I�fll take you to your room�c..oh man you�fre heavy.
Kairi: What�fs that suppose to mean?!
Sora: Nothing�c.Riku help me here.
Riku: Nu-uh, still waiting for hair.
Sora: But.
Riku: HAIR FIRST!
Sora: Okay, Yeesh.
*the next day*
*Sora comes into Kairi�fs bedroom with soup*
Sora: Hi, I bought vegetable soup.
Kairi: Thank you�cbut aren�ft you supposed to give someone chicken soup when they have a cold?
Sora: Erm�cwe ran out of chickens�c.hey I bought you some crackers.
Kairi: Still snowing outside?
Sora: Yup. I hope you get better. Then we can go outside and play in the snow.
*Sora walks out the bedroom and goes outside*
Kairi: Wait!!...you walked out with my soup! Hey come back�c.whaa! *falls off the bed*
Sora: Wow what a fright it was last night. *sips soup* Mmmm, crackers.
*notices Riku is still on the floor with snow covering him up*
Sora: *sips soup* So how do you go to bathroom?
Riku: �c. Could you help me up? My pants are frozen to the floor.
Sora: Sorry but I have this delicious hot soup in my hands. *walks off*
Riku: No wait! How am I supposed to get up?
Sora: Take off your pants.
Riku: �c.Sora, its 25F cold, you really expect me to walk across the island to my house in my underwear?
Sora: Pretty much so.
Riku: T_T
*15 minutes later*
Riku: No one is in sight, now is my chance.
*Riku gets out of his pants which are now permanently stuck to the floor. Hides behinds trees and rocks so as not to get caught.*
Riku: Oh crap, there�fs nothing to hide behind from here to my house. Better to make a dash for it.
Selphie: Hi!
Riku: Eeep! Where did you just pop out from?
Selphie: Well my cheeks are better now, time to get revenge on Kairi. The B******
Riku: Whoa! You called Kairi a Biscuit. Well I better be off.
Selphie: Yeah, by the way, nice underwear Riku. *giggles*
Riku: Eeeep! *runs off*
Selphie: I have the greatest plan to scare Kairi out of her mind. Muhahahahaha!
Tidus: Yeah while you�fre there, get us some chips.
Wakka: Yeah, we�fre being gentleman by not getting up at all.
Selphie: >_>;
Chapter 3 - The madness has begun!!!!!!
*meanwhile, Sora was sitting on the frozen beach looking at the sky*
Sora: Brrr, its cold, so cold�c.hmmm. *throws soup into the air* Woo hoo it froze in mid-air!
Uknown: I have come to see this world.
Sora: Yeah nice try Ansem, fooled me once, shame on you, fooled me twice, shame on�cyou.
Uknown : Tied, to the darkness.
Sora: *slaps head* fine, fine, if it�fll make you shut up. �gWhat are you talking about? Well, who are you?�h
Uknown: Soon all will be revealed.
Sora: �gWell whoever you are, stop freaking me out like this,huh?�h *Sigh* such happy memories.
Uknown: I�fm a fish, idiot.
Sora: Fish? Where?
Fish: Up here HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHE!!! *giant fish appears in the sky.*
Sora: OMG!! *screams then runs away*
Fish: Fish gonna eat you, fish gonna eat you! *disappears*
Sora: Wha?.....Uh-oh, I�fm starting to space out here. O_O Whoa, I can feel the colors, lalalalalalala.
Riku: Sora, wake up!
Sora: Huh? *wakes up and realizes he fainted in the cold and is on the floor*
Riku: I saw you in the snow; you were talking about giant Ansem fish and feeling colors.
Sora: I was?
*behind the rocks*
Selphie: Ahahaha, they might think of me as the ditsy hyper little girl, but they won�ft realize what�fs in store for them, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is CNN.
*10 minutes later*
Wakka: Is Selphie bringing our food?
Tidus: No
Wakka: Ah, ok.
Sora: Gee, I wonder if Kairi is alright, I mean with that cold and all, who knows what might happen to her!
*Sora dashes to Kairi�fs rescue*
Sora: DON�fT WORRY! I�fLL�csave�cyou.
*Kairi is asleep*
Sora: Great, I ran for no reason�cbut wait. For ALL I know one minute she�fs asleep the next she�fs starts floating around the room, throwing up and turns into this sickening evil creature who has such a potty mouth!....man I hated that movie. *shakes head* But I must make sure that never happens!!!
*a few minutes later Kairi slowly wakes up and notices Sora hold a cross, some garlic and a steak to her face*
Kairi: Sora have you lost you�fre mind?!!?!?
Sora: �c.
Kairi: Obviously you have.
Sora: I must do it in order to save everybody else! *grabs the steak*
Kairi: You�fre crazy!!
Sora: No I�fm not; I�fm selling this stuff �c.. a dollar fifty altogether.
Kairi: Do you have change for a $100?
Sora: THE MADDNESS HAS BEGUN!! *shoves Kairi into an ordinary brown bag*
Kairi: -_-
Yes i did finish it, 8 whole chapters. :D
Riku on a segway? Naah.
Chapter 1 - Heaaaaaaaaaaat.
It was a beautiful day on Destiny Islands, what more could you want? A heat wave struck the three teenagers like a hobo on a CHEESE sandwich.
Sora: It�fs so hot; I think that my skin is so burned you could use it as sand paper.
Kairi: *peels* my table needs a little sanding down, Sorry if it hurt.
Sora: Don�ft feel sorry, I�fm too numb to feel pain. Hey look, is that what I think it is?
Kairi: I�fm not sure; most of my eye has burned right out my head from staring at the sun too long.
Sora: Are we going to die?
Kairi: Pretty much.
Sora: The after life better have air conditioning.
Riku: Could I say something?
Sora: You�fre still alive? We thought you passed out after the heat hit 110F. Kairi poked you for a few hours.
Kairi: I got a got a great work out from it, feel my biceps, go on.
Riku: Don�ft make me get up, please.
Sora: Fine, then drown, the tides coming in by the way.
Kairi: Tide? Hey! That rhymes with ice cold air.
Sora: Oh no we�fre losing her.
Riku: What should we do?
Sora: Let�fs just dump her into the ocean.
Riku: I think that�fs called murder.
Sora: Not if she stays above the water.
Riku: You have a point there.
*Kairi starts to get up*
Sora: *GASP*
Riku: Did she just�cs-stand up?
Sora: Wow, and in this heat, she must be like wonder women, no, even better. Wonder Women.
Riku: Err, I think the extra energy is from her insanity.
Kairi: WWAAAARRRKK!!!!!!
Sora: Well I�fve had it.
Riku: Sora�c.help�c.she�fs nibbling on my beautiful hair.
Sora: Chocobo Syndrome!!
Riku: *gas�c.hey Kairi I�fm trying to gasp here.
Kairi: Nyuh�c*stops*
Riku: *GAAAAASSSSSSSPPPP�c..UGH *faints *
Sora: Wow, Kairi is acting like a Chocobo and Riku gasped so much he fainted. It�fs a small world after all.
*Sora gets a plank and knocks Kairi out�c.then hits Riku on the head whiles he�fs unconscious *
*At the secret place where Sora has a whip and Kairi and Riku are tied to a rock*
Sora: Wake up *snaps whip*
Riku: Wha...Hey It must be my....but why are you in it Sora?
Sora: This was the only thing that I thought off the top of my mind to cure you.
Kairi: Choco-choco WARK!!!
Riku: That didn�ft even make sense. -_-
Sora: SILENCE!!! *snaps*
Kairi: Nuyaaaaiii!!!! *starts to peck at Riku*
Riku: Cure her pleeeaaassseee!!!!!!
Sora: Very well, now then Kairi, what is my name?
Kairi: WAAARRRKKK!!
Sora: *snaps* wrong!
Kairi: Nyuh!!!!
Sora: Nope.
Kairi: I�fll buy a vowel.
Sora: Almost had it there.
*Kairi starts to peck at the ropes*
Riku: Oh no she�fs trying to escape, or should we say, A jail bird.
Sora: How does she do that?
Kairi: NYWWWAAIIIEE!!!
*Kairi escapes*
Riku: Uh-oh.
Sora: Did she escape?
Riku: We must capture her or else everyone shall be emotionally scarred.
Sora: I wonder if he clothes will stay on.
Riku: *snaps whip*
Sora: �c.I�fm going to bed.
*Meanwhile Kairi is madly running around on all fours and Selphie, Tidus and Wakka were simply�c.staring.*
Selphie: How come UltimaWeapon didn�ft mention us till now?
Tidus: What are we? Chopped Liver?
Wakka: Mmmm, liver.
Kairi: WARK!!
Selphie: Um, Kairi, girlfriend, are you okay.
Kairi: chocochocochocbho BO BO!!!
Tidus: I think the heat drove her stupid.
Wakka: Yeah, look at her little drool coming from her mouth and her glazed look on her face.
Kairi: O_O
*Kairi pokes Selphie and warks�cyet again*
Selphie: Ow! Stop that. Now what do you say?
Kairi: �c�c.*slaps Selphie so fast it�fs as if it never happened*
Selphie *gasp* did you just hit me?
Kairi: *slaps*
Selphie: I�fm going to tell your mom if you�c *Kairi slaps*
Kairi: Nyuh!!!
Selphie: Waaaaaaah. *Kairi slaps yet again*
Tidus: Should we do something?
Wakka: Nah,mon. Its my fantasy acting in front of my very eyes.
Tidus: Well I�fm a gentleman and I�fm going to tell Kairi to stop.
Wakka: But Kairi is a girl aswell.
Tidus: �c�c�c�c�c�c�c�c�c�c�c.Selphie�fs screwed big time.
*5 minutes later of Kairi slapping Selphie and Selphie doing nothing about it�c*
*Sora and Riku get back to beach*
Sora: Uh oh, Kairi has her 2nd victim.
Riku: Who was her first?
Sora: You.
Riku: Ah.
Sora: Kairi! Stop slapping Selphie�cwhoa; Selphie you better put some ice on your face. It�fs like a balloon, a bleeding balloon O_O;
Selphie: Sora!! Make her *Kairi slaps*
Riku: Omg, that�fs the problem with girls like you, you just stand there and let yourself get slapped around like some�c *Kairi slaps Riku*
Tidus: Uh oh, Riku isn�ft allowed to hit a girl, so he can�ft defend himself�c.Wakka?
Wakka: ZzZzZzZzZz.
Tidus: Wake up stupid.
Wakka: Huh? Why�fd you wake me up? I was dreaming about a dream that I had a dream about me sleeping.
Riku: Sora do something
Kairi: *slaps*
Sora: Err�c.um�c�c THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
Everyone: Wtf?
Sora: I�fm not sure either. Quick! Everyone grab Kairi and make sure she doesn�ft get away!
Kairi: *zooms*
Selphie: Wow she runs fast, Ow, my face!! *cries all the way home.*
Riku: Sora, if only you would have thrown her into the ocean, none of this would have happened.
Sora: Yeah and Kairi sure did a number on your hair.
Riku: Wha...*has a bold patch on his head* omg�c.you know what Sora, I think I�fm going to lie down until my hair grows back.
Sora: Yeah you do that. Now to find a way to get Kairi. Who�fs with me?!?!?!?!
*cricket chirps*
Goofy: I�fm with you Sora!!!
Sora: �c
Goofy: Oh right, haven�ft been introduced yet *vanishes*
Sora: Now let�fs see, Chocobo�fs like to eat�c.green things I suppose. Maybe some kelp and some old meatloaf.
*sets up a trap for Kairi*
Sora: There she is, now, once she sees the green food a big box will fall on top of her and she shall be owned by moi.
Kairi: Waaarrrkk!!! *pokes Sora*
Sora: WHA!! Oh um�cH-hi yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!
*Kairi drags Sora around the island*
Riku: *still waiting for hair to grow back*
Tidus and Wakka: *acting like gentleman and not helping a single bit*
Chapter 2 - Kairi recovers
Sora: Ack!! There�fs no way outta this mess, this whole island has been torn apart by this heat, this wretched heat! Why it can�ft just leave us alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
�c�cWow, Its one of those anime moments where someone screams there head off all dramatic-like and a miracle happens�clets find out.
Sora: *looks up at the sky* Wha? It�fs kind of cold all of a sudden. Haha! It�fs snowing everybody! Snowing I tells you! Snowing�c. Ahhhh!! *Sora gets a snowflake in his eye* get it out its freezing me eye!!...oh never mind it melted.
Kairi: Choco-choco�c�c? *Kairi drops to her feet*
Sora: K-Kairi? You�fre not crazy anymore! Woo hoo!
Kairi: �c.I feel so cold�c.. *falls asleep*
Sora: I�fll take you to your room�c..oh man you�fre heavy.
Kairi: What�fs that suppose to mean?!
Sora: Nothing�c.Riku help me here.
Riku: Nu-uh, still waiting for hair.
Sora: But.
Riku: HAIR FIRST!
Sora: Okay, Yeesh.
*the next day*
*Sora comes into Kairi�fs bedroom with soup*
Sora: Hi, I bought vegetable soup.
Kairi: Thank you�cbut aren�ft you supposed to give someone chicken soup when they have a cold?
Sora: Erm�cwe ran out of chickens�c.hey I bought you some crackers.
Kairi: Still snowing outside?
Sora: Yup. I hope you get better. Then we can go outside and play in the snow.
*Sora walks out the bedroom and goes outside*
Kairi: Wait!!...you walked out with my soup! Hey come back�c.whaa! *falls off the bed*
Sora: Wow what a fright it was last night. *sips soup* Mmmm, crackers.
*notices Riku is still on the floor with snow covering him up*
Sora: *sips soup* So how do you go to bathroom?
Riku: �c. Could you help me up? My pants are frozen to the floor.
Sora: Sorry but I have this delicious hot soup in my hands. *walks off*
Riku: No wait! How am I supposed to get up?
Sora: Take off your pants.
Riku: �c.Sora, its 25F cold, you really expect me to walk across the island to my house in my underwear?
Sora: Pretty much so.
Riku: T_T
*15 minutes later*
Riku: No one is in sight, now is my chance.
*Riku gets out of his pants which are now permanently stuck to the floor. Hides behinds trees and rocks so as not to get caught.*
Riku: Oh crap, there�fs nothing to hide behind from here to my house. Better to make a dash for it.
Selphie: Hi!
Riku: Eeep! Where did you just pop out from?
Selphie: Well my cheeks are better now, time to get revenge on Kairi. The B******
Riku: Whoa! You called Kairi a Biscuit. Well I better be off.
Selphie: Yeah, by the way, nice underwear Riku. *giggles*
Riku: Eeeep! *runs off*
Selphie: I have the greatest plan to scare Kairi out of her mind. Muhahahahaha!
Tidus: Yeah while you�fre there, get us some chips.
Wakka: Yeah, we�fre being gentleman by not getting up at all.
Selphie: >_>;
Chapter 3 - The madness has begun!!!!!!
*meanwhile, Sora was sitting on the frozen beach looking at the sky*
Sora: Brrr, its cold, so cold�c.hmmm. *throws soup into the air* Woo hoo it froze in mid-air!
Uknown: I have come to see this world.
Sora: Yeah nice try Ansem, fooled me once, shame on you, fooled me twice, shame on�cyou.
Uknown : Tied, to the darkness.
Sora: *slaps head* fine, fine, if it�fll make you shut up. �gWhat are you talking about? Well, who are you?�h
Uknown: Soon all will be revealed.
Sora: �gWell whoever you are, stop freaking me out like this,huh?�h *Sigh* such happy memories.
Uknown: I�fm a fish, idiot.
Sora: Fish? Where?
Fish: Up here HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHE!!! *giant fish appears in the sky.*
Sora: OMG!! *screams then runs away*
Fish: Fish gonna eat you, fish gonna eat you! *disappears*
Sora: Wha?.....Uh-oh, I�fm starting to space out here. O_O Whoa, I can feel the colors, lalalalalalala.
Riku: Sora, wake up!
Sora: Huh? *wakes up and realizes he fainted in the cold and is on the floor*
Riku: I saw you in the snow; you were talking about giant Ansem fish and feeling colors.
Sora: I was?
*behind the rocks*
Selphie: Ahahaha, they might think of me as the ditsy hyper little girl, but they won�ft realize what�fs in store for them, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is CNN.
*10 minutes later*
Wakka: Is Selphie bringing our food?
Tidus: No
Wakka: Ah, ok.
Sora: Gee, I wonder if Kairi is alright, I mean with that cold and all, who knows what might happen to her!
*Sora dashes to Kairi�fs rescue*
Sora: DON�fT WORRY! I�fLL�csave�cyou.
*Kairi is asleep*
Sora: Great, I ran for no reason�cbut wait. For ALL I know one minute she�fs asleep the next she�fs starts floating around the room, throwing up and turns into this sickening evil creature who has such a potty mouth!....man I hated that movie. *shakes head* But I must make sure that never happens!!!
*a few minutes later Kairi slowly wakes up and notices Sora hold a cross, some garlic and a steak to her face*
Kairi: Sora have you lost you�fre mind?!!?!?
Sora: �c.
Kairi: Obviously you have.
Sora: I must do it in order to save everybody else! *grabs the steak*
Kairi: You�fre crazy!!
Sora: No I�fm not; I�fm selling this stuff �c.. a dollar fifty altogether.
Kairi: Do you have change for a $100?
Sora: THE MADDNESS HAS BEGUN!! *shoves Kairi into an ordinary brown bag*
Kairi: -_-