Ever been to Googlism? (I believe it's www.googlism.com )

Well, it's lotsa fun and I typed in Sephiroth for a laugh *chuckles* heres some of the things I got, with my comments in [...] :

~ sephiroth is made by folding it up on itself like an accordian [wtf?!]
~ sephiroth is very forceful yaoi [lmao]
~ sephiroth is on ebay check him out here cgi [No reserve!]
~ sephiroth is stronger and has a bigger sword [what could they be implying? XP]
~ sephiroth is the product of eight years of specific meditation and esoteric study [and jenova's actually a cheeseburger]
~ sephiroth is hot and hojo is icky [tell us something we dont know]
~ sephiroth is blasting off again!! [pokemon w00t!]
~ sephiroth is going to hunt me down and kill me again [again?!]
~ sephiroth is progressively drunkenly devoted [drunk Sephy ^_^]
~ sephiroth is just sour because bearshare wasn't number one [bearshare? huh??]
~ sephiroth is carrying aeris's baby [no comment.....*sniggers*]

and finally... the classic....

*drumroll*

~ Sephiroth is extra extra special with apple!!

Comments, anyone?

Deary me...:erm:

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Are you feeling alright? :eye:

Is this thread about our opinion upon Sephiroth?


***MAJOR SPOLIERS***






Well I'm going to be honest and say I had a crush on him for...hmm...6 years. Yes. I'm not interested in him anymore, and may I say I pity you...I really do. You'll snap out of it...just like I did. I mean that in the nicest way possible *smiles sweetly*

As a character, he was superb. A psychotic maniac desiring to become a God. That certainly springs up a good storyline, which is one of the best thing's about FFVII. I felt sory for the guy, thinking some woman in a tube was his mother, what a horrid way to find out. That was what triggered his...well...'madness'.

What is it with Aeris/Sephiroth pairings? It's not right! He stabbed her for crying out loud! I don't think Aeris would appreciate such nonsense.

Riana, dear, I'll call this fanfiction phenomonon the "Mating of the Unlikely". The worse they get along the more fans want to see them get it on. ;)

Besides, googlism knows the answer to it:

aeris is a little punk
aeris is a slut

Hmmm.. yes, there are better characters to have a crush on.He does not even talk at the end of the game... There's no way I could love him because I cannot pity that guy... Blah...


Googlism rocks. Well, I'm curious what will become of this thread.

Googlism rocks. Well, I'm curious what will become of this thread.

Sephiroth eats babies!!!

Ahem. Forgive me. I mistook him for Brock Lesnar (I think DL will be one of the only people here to get that one...)

Anyways, trying to meander back on topic...

Googlisms for Bahamut ZERO:

bahamut zero is subscribed to 5 realms (ookay.)
bahamut zero is cast four times and knights of the round is cast once during what?..
bahamut zero is also an unblockable non ... Elemental attack, perchance?
bahamut zero is born of the interaction between the other bahamut materia That's always good to know...
bahamut zero is cruising for a bruising for posting this?
bahamut zero is a pretty strong summon spell
bahamut zero is an very To all those who do not speak English as a first language, this is improper grammar. The correct typing would've been "a very."
bahamut zero is a stronger version of neo bahamut Coupled with the fact he flies around in space too.
bahamut zero is the best =p I agree whole-heartedly.
bahamut zero is the largest summon that can take quadra magic Again, reassuring to know...
bahamut zero is just blasting people randomly with teraflares I think someone's been reading my IRC logs...
bahamut zero is in the house OH YEAH!!!
bahamut zero is pretty cool for a summon Yes. Yes he is.
bahamut zero is a good one Oh, that's a GOOD ONE!!!


... Googlism rocks.

jenova is controlling his body� but not his thoughts What no mind controlling? o.O
jenova is controlling him; later How much later?
jenova is the singular most evil abomination ever created And who finished second?
jenova is an evil creature from the stars who crashed/landed here a long time ago If you don't believe, there's a huge crater in my yard o.O
jenova is an alien Like a martian? O.o
jenova is worthless if fighting against sephiroth as is shinra inc Oh really?
jenova is held Held by whom?
jenova is a variant of the name jehova And Jehova is a variant of Jedova :x
jenova is the character at the heart of the jenova project Probably why she got called Jenova *crowd goes duh*
jenova is his mother but really she isn't Ah yes and his father isn't his father either x.x
jenova is an alien who fell to earth a long time ago Once upon a time....
jenova is the say2 server Who is the say1 server then?
jenova is thought to be sephiroth's mother I am pretty sure she is
jenova is that it is a powerful alien organism that has been continuously seeking enormous power and dropped by the planet to gain some some what? Bananas?
jenova is defeated by cid LIES, Nanaki gave the final blow
jenova is after And I am before
jenova is his mother there are alot of hisses on this planet you know
jenova is a metaphor for death If you say so
jenova is stopped by a few surviving ancients I strongly disagree
jenova is stored In a fridge?
jenova is the books The books I don't read
jenova is lucrecia theory well *finish phrase here*
jenova is probably a deliberate mispelling of jehovah IS NOT YOU UNBELIEVER
jenova is not our mother I'd be in trouble if she was
jenova is gone Where to o.O
jenova is not Wanna bet she is?


Amusing xD

Well, I just had to get in on this and see what came up about my favorite character, Yuffie. So let's rock and roll. Here's a random sampling and my opinions:

yuffie is so chic (No argument there!)
yuffie is 16 years old (purely factual)
yuffie is pretty much straight forward that doesn't result in much effort (Huh?)
yuffie is too damn busy bilking stupid people out of their materia and cash to waste time on romancing vincent (An, um, interesting take on the Vincent-Yuffie pairing that seems to come up all to often.)
yuffie is "just a video game character" (Yeah, and?)
yuffie is the stuff (That's the idea!)
yuffie is a lot like rinoa (What?! In your dreams, punk!)
yuffie is rewarded with this attack if she defeats godo after climbing to the top of the pagoda in wutai (What is "All Creation?" Alex: Correct! Pick again please. I'll take "4th Level Limit Breaks" for $300.)
yuffie is a scorpio who is very close to saggitarius because she was born on november 20th (Very correct! Scorpio is my sign as well, although I'm much closer to Libra myself.)

And finally:

yuffie is so cute (Oh, no doubt, even more so in Kingdom Hearts.)

Oh, and on a sidenote, it says at the top of the site to try searching for yourself, so I did, but it said it Google doesn't know enough about me, or my alias Agent0042 yet. Ah well. I suppose maybe that's a good thing.

cait sith is always shouting orders and creating dopey attacks XD
cait sith is the little cat who rides on the back of a large stuffed moogle that he brought to life Yup
cait sith is almost certainly what is now known as the kellas cat o_o
cait sith is probably one of the strangest creatures that you'll ever find Yessh
cait sith is very powerful in battle no
cait sith is in fact not cait sith at all You don't say :o
cait sith is a weird character and strange
cait sith is not a radio damn
cait sith is Barret's uncle
cait sith is an fortune teller Such a good one in that
cait sith is a robotic toy designed by professor gast for his daughter could be
cait sith is a stuffed cat riding a stuffed moogle XD
cait sith is a big black cat with a white spot on its chest XD
cait sith is what i am No, not really
cait sith is the celtic god of luck you know learned something today
cait sith is another special case XD
cait sith is dancing around XD
cait sith is too far away to hear the rest XD XD XD
cait sith is annoying got that right
cait sith is the mascot for the party
cait sith is right YESH, PINKY!
cait sith is racking in dough at the dice table ^^
cait sith is pronounced "ket that's new o__o
cait sith is another special case as he has only 2 limit breaks so stop asking what his 4th limit break is
cait sith is a cat wearing a bow tie XD
cait sith is one of those characters we might take a first glance and then forget that he was there true
cait sith is so cute if you say so
cait sith is a toysaurus


Sorry for the length :B

I searched for The Wandering Knight (That's me:p) but it said it doesn't know me either... Yeah Agent... IT IS a good thing... maybe it's because I wander too much and you're an agent (maybe a secret one)... stuff like that, ya know... Anyways, better leave it that way...

Back to our subject.... Since I couldn't find anything about the wandering knight I decided to search about Phoenix Wing (Another alias of mine) and here's what they gave me (I posted them all since there aren't much)...

phoenix wing is *Is What? I guess they're lacking in the imagination part here:erm:....
phoenix wing is about anything and everything *They NEED imagination here...
phoenix wing is helping animal ark to make a better life for our *Our?! *Ahem, What are you talking about?? :confused:
phoenix wing is a specialist unit providing a comprehensive service for people with eating disorders *Huh? I thought it was my sword... Damn :eye:
phoenix wing is currently commanded by michael "jaguar" mckechnie Eh?... Excuse me....
phoenix wing is capable of travel in space *Nope, It can create fire and fully revive allies...
phoenix wing is clipped awry Huh?!
phoenix wing is badly crippled *Another "Huh?!"

Oh well... that's lots of crap for one day... I think I'll go to clean my sword (Ilike taking care of it)... Nah...I'm the one talking crap here:p...

Anyways... Yeah, Googlism Rocks:D.... I know that's not EXACTLY in the FF7 topic... But whatever....
Well, That's it.... For now...

De wa...

T.W.K.

Oh, yeah, let's stay on topic... the topic is FF7...

ff7 is het gewoon iets minder |Someone translate me this.
ff7 is like the ffx of 1997 | Or maybe FFX is like the FF7 of 2002?
ff7 is god | PRAISE GOD!

Interesting:
You only get one hit for "sephiroth and aeris":
sephiroth and aeris is created by aritifical insemination

However:
sephy is putting on to get girls to huggle him all better | Sure ;)
sephy is way too overrated |*nod nod*

(+) SPOILERS! (+)

AERIS IS....


aeris is dead - You think?
aeris is so sweet and cool and groovy - True
aeris is alive and chun - chun what? Chuntering...? o_O
aeris is online - She is? She must've blocked me then XP
aeris is god - Okay, maybe not quite...
aeris is always in a cheerful mood - Usually, not always
aeris is always - ...?
aeris is a flower girl - You dont say....
aeris is a rambunctious young doe - Oh, right. Wait a minute... WTF?
aeris is floating away from you - *nods politely* I think I've given up
aeris is so much more angelic then tifa - Oh dear, that's debatable
aeris is 100% impossible - And here's me thinking she was only 70% impossible!
aeris is out bah - Bah?
aeris is the total 'lovable' doofus - That's a new one �_�''
aeris is only as good as final fantasy vii made her; she's not some wonderful construct that lives beyond the limitations of her game presentation - And...?
aeris is a registered trademark of aeris - *blinks*
aeris is the elfin decendent of the sea dragon - she hides her gils behind those twists of hair near her ears, you know

aeris is such a babe - Fact.



*sweatdrops* thats one long spool o' nonsence....

i looked up one of the stranger characters

heidigger is a fat guy who laughs like a horse and is a shoeshiner type guy - "Are they shiny enough mr Rufus?"
heidigger is more consumed by his love of the anti - antie scarlet?
heidigger is a man of science - the science of the idiot
heidigger is hard at work planning my inaugural celebration in junon - Rufus Google Shinra
heidigger is a choice that confused some people - And a line that dosen't?
heidigger is fascinating - if you like short, fat, annoying guys
heidigger is singing irish - ?*?
heidigger is still alive - Think again Proud Clod
heidigger is as you suggest wrong - Well....
heidigger is out there right now - Be afraid, be very afraid.
heidigger is not - as opposed to heidigger is?


i also liked this one..
tifa is a character from final fantasy vii who just showed up in a high school bio class where?

I have now concluded that you have too much time on your hand.. so please take a bow... I actually chuckled at a few of those ;)

<font color=red face="comic sans ms">I was gonna do Cloud, but then I thought it'd probably come out with clouds as in weather; and I'd do Cid but that'd cover all FF's. So I did Red XIII instead:

red xiii is angry (angsty teen :p)
red xiii is the name that he was given when he was being tested on by hojo
red xiii is a specimen that was captured by hojo
red xiii is good in battle (opinions....)
red xiii is still talking to bugenhagen (not right at the end of the game)
red xiii is by far my favorite character in the game (ok)
red xiii is a strange specimen held captive by hojo and others at shinra
red xiii is his real name (no it isn't)
red xiii is a fearsome beast with remarkable intelligence and the ability to speak (wow he's so S-M-R-T)
red xiii is a character from final fantasy vii i buisied myself with recently (I'm not even gonna ask what that means... O_o)
red xiii is a mysterious creature who looks threatening (oh no I'm so scared)
red xiii is both gifted physically and magically (that's nice)
red xiii is actually only 48 years old (only?)
red xiii is no longer captive (yes he escaped)
red xiii is a loyal and trusted friend but nevertheless (nevertheless what.....?)
red xiii is strong at both physical and magical combat (I'm sure I've already seen that one)
red xiii is just your typical tiger with a flaming tail until the shin (rowr)
red xiii is a ferocious beast with flaming red fur (I didn't know that)
red xiii is wizened and battle (nice grammer wrongs)
red xiii is skilled in both physical and magical combat (again?)
red xiii is a quiet lion (wasn't he a tiger a minute ago?)
red xiii is the best character of all the final fantasy series (not IMO)
red xiii is a lion (not quiet any more?)
red xiii is about to change your illusions towards networking and ease to (uhh... what?)
red xiii is very strong in close range battle but lacks long range effectiviness (so give him a Long Range materia)
red xiii is a talking 'tiger' (so he's a tiger again? make your mind up)
red xiii is strong at both physical and magic combat (I hadn't worked that out already...)
red xiii is super (ok)
red xiii is that he's older than me (no need for the "that")
red xiii is a former shinra test subject
red xiii is running to a destination
red xiii is doing (doing what? tifa?)
red xiii is waiting (for what? If he goes there he'll find her... I promise?)
red xiii is running
red xiii is a very well designed character
red xiii is better in every other category (than who?)
red xiii is the fourth member to join your party (actually I think you'll find he's the fifth)
red xiii is so young (oh yeah I forgot he's "only" 48)
red xiii is definitely well rounded (wa-hey...
red xiii is one large and powerful beast (don't go there...)
red xiii is an animal with fire (didn't his mummy ever tell him not to play with matches?
red xiii is blue and (or maybe.... red?)
red xiii is simply sculpted in a really (really what?)
red xiii is a research specimen found in the shinra headquarters
red xiii is killed cause he has phoenix junctioned to final attack (I didn't know Red XIII was in FF8)
red xiii is a fan favourite (ok)
red xiii is not his real name its nanaki (at least someone has some intelligence here)

Ignore my dirty mind. :p Googlism is fun.

Heh, I typed in Rufus:

rufus shinra is so hot ((YOU BET!))
rufus shinra is the sole shareholder of the shinra corporation ((duh))
rufus shinra is the president of shinra inc ((tell me something I don't know....))
rufus shinra is the young heir to the shinra inc
rufus shinra is the suave heir to the ceo throne
rufus shinra is a foo ((IS NOT))
rufus shinra is not crazy ((Too true))
rufus shinra is introduced as the vice president of shinra inc
rufus shinra is gay (( cough cough yeah))
rufus shinra is in my tent more ((?))
rufus shinra is the president's son ((And?))
rufus shinra is a good employer ((So?))
rufus shinra is now in charizard form
rufus shinra is watching the structure be built
rufus shinra is born scarlet comes to work for shinra
rufus shinra is near the front
rufus shinra is locked up in his office and crying about his pet panther ((How sad!))
rufus shinra is calling ((Me? Is he calling me? Hello?))
rufus shinra is always willing to have a bit of fun ((O.O))
rufus shinra is still the most
rufus shinra is alive
rufus shinra is still alive ((Yeah!))
rufus shinra is here ((Where is here?))
rufus shinra is born
rufus shinra is the best president ever'
rufus shinra is dead
rufus shinra is listening to cloud in secrete
rufus shinra is laying on his bed still
rufus shinra is fuckin' alive
rufus shinra is such a ventrue in waiting
rufus shinra is ranked 136 and has played for 7h21m in 30 days
rufus shinra is a weapon
rufus shinra is whowe arefighting
rufus shinra is a name i haven't mentioned all that often
rufus shinra is going to have that turk's balls when he hears about this ((Yep))
rufus shinra is really going too far

Pretty Funny.

I just searched for random people and...

priscilla is the story of three drag queens... Wtf?!

seto is gradually developing respect for yugi and starts helping him in the second season when they finally team up to play tag duels... whoops thats Yu Gi Oh

shera is male

professor gast is my whore

elmyra is seen in varying states of undress and they are all screen captures

don corneo is standing right there
don corneo is one of those few people who smoke a cigarette before sex ;
don corneo is perched atop the middle finger

lord godo is about to kiss most of his weapon stockpile good

LOL nice one to whoever found this!!

... This is getting a little repeatavie Angel...