Meph
07-04-2003, 01:08 AM
I have decided that Drunken Fantasy is nothing but a major bar crawl. KaFugaBooger helped too, but not as much as I did, so just nod in his general direction then ignore him.
Anyway, here are the facts. In FF7, the Life Stream is actually a river of every alchohol in the known universe, mixed together. Or maybe its just absinth. Anyway:
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when Cloud fell in it, he became so wasted all he could say was "uuuuh, aaah" and was wheelchair bound due to alchohol poisining.
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In FF8, GF's are actually bizarred cocktails, such as the Shiva, and the Bahamut, and the Alexander. These cause terrible memory loss, due to extreme drunkeness.
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Along with this, in every FF, they always stop at Inns. To buy these odd potions, which are really bootleg liquor, sold by Dodgy Dave trying to make a quick buck. That dude in FF10 who sells you stuff - its blatantly home made wine in that potion bottle.
And these monsters - no such thing. After a drunken ramble through the country side, everything goes a bit blurry and these "monsters" or "pink elephants" appear. Eventually, the party passes out and gets dragged back to the local boozer to recover. Or they pitch a tent and swig ale in that, pretending there at some kinda festival.
And that is why FF is a drunken bar crawl.
Anyway, here are the facts. In FF7, the Life Stream is actually a river of every alchohol in the known universe, mixed together. Or maybe its just absinth. Anyway:
SPOILERS
when Cloud fell in it, he became so wasted all he could say was "uuuuh, aaah" and was wheelchair bound due to alchohol poisining.
END SPOILERS
START MORE SPOILERS
In FF8, GF's are actually bizarred cocktails, such as the Shiva, and the Bahamut, and the Alexander. These cause terrible memory loss, due to extreme drunkeness.
END SPOILERS
Along with this, in every FF, they always stop at Inns. To buy these odd potions, which are really bootleg liquor, sold by Dodgy Dave trying to make a quick buck. That dude in FF10 who sells you stuff - its blatantly home made wine in that potion bottle.
And these monsters - no such thing. After a drunken ramble through the country side, everything goes a bit blurry and these "monsters" or "pink elephants" appear. Eventually, the party passes out and gets dragged back to the local boozer to recover. Or they pitch a tent and swig ale in that, pretending there at some kinda festival.
And that is why FF is a drunken bar crawl.